The Mason and Friends Show Episode 1061 Transcript

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[00:00:11] Ladies and gentlemen. For the 1,061st time, it is Featuring that dude called the Black Hand. Yeah. As well as that dude called his Judas. What up? Me? I am l Mahoney.

[00:00:42] Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today? Real quick, before we get started, I want to give some shout outs, people. Right, fast. Shout out to the homie. He just got married. They got it. Congrats on the marriage. That's on that. Shout out to wifey. Happy anniversary. Tomorrow is our second year marriage anniversary. Love you baby.

[00:01:13] And then shout out to kid and Tab because their 10th when anniversary will be on Wednesday. So down then join the big island. Oh, well, it's a bad time to go. But now we're there at fucking being great. Really? Yeah. Where? Hurricane come through there recently? Yeah, but wherever they didn't touch that. They didn't touch where? Whatever island they're on. Whichever one of the islands they're on. Well, congrats. The kid in a tab. Yep. So I was like, all right. Cool.

[00:01:43] Now we're going back to the show. We were talking about betting earlier. So this is what happened on my end today, bruh. So when you hit me up, this fool hits me up. What night was it? Wednesday night. Whatever. First night of. Yeah, it was Wednesday night. The first football game. Opening night or whatever. Yeah. He hit me up. He was like, yo, get on FanDuel. Put this bat in. Like I came up with the bet was. But I put the money in on. It was like $18. I think I ended up with 28 at the end of it.

[00:02:13] So I was like, all right, cool. Won a little bit. But when I opened up my app, I had $50 left from last season that I completely forgot about just sitting there. So I'm like, all right, cool. I'm gonna just use this. That all fits, motherfucker. You know what I mean? So I put the 18 on that because that's what I had left after I put my bets in. Right? So I put $5 on a bet with, like, the bears quarterback and my quarterback scoring a touchdown. That one.

[00:02:43] Me fucking $130 off of five. Congratulations big Mike. Put another five on like a couple parlays. Damn, I do like hundreds of dollars ahead of you right now. But because I remember what I told you, he bets for, like, he he stacks his parlays. I don't stack parlays. I look at what I think might be a good bet, and then I'll go ahead and put money on that. That's not exciting enough for the Jew unit. So I had. You're like target practicing.

[00:03:14] And you just like in the field, getting shot at, like with a bow and arrow, trying to land a fucking shot, you know. Hitting golf balls of the guy clean. Up like a Native American, like in a overwhelming battle against the white man. And he has a bow and arrow, and he's like, man, I need his one shot, one arrow, man. I don't need the head of the snake. That's it. I see there's one arrow, right, 20 eyes over there. Look at him. He's absorbed. He's not even in the conversation. He's looking at his fucking bets right now. He's like, man.

[00:03:44] I bet on. I bet on, like, a couple parlays, right? One, I didn't win, which was cool because it was only $5, right? The other one. And it was purely ridiculous, whatever it was. Oh. No, actually, it wasn't like it could have happened, but it just didn't. But the other ones, because me and my son were talking about the football game because he's a he's a Ravens fan. So we were watching the game while he was we're watching the game. I'm on FanDuel just looking at shit and I'm going through my shit and I'm scrolling and I'm looking at like, okay, three of my four legs,

[00:04:16] three legs on the four legged parlay had hit like you want to cash out. I'm like, you know what? Yeah, let's go ahead and cash out, because I don't think this shit going to actually happen. So one $5 parlay got me 50 because I cast out at 50 instead of riding it all the way to 200 something. And because it didn't happen, the other guy didn't come through. So I'm like, cool, not a bad guy. Correctly cashed out. Yeah. Then I had another one. Same thing happened. Three motherfuckers hit on the parlay.

[00:04:47] But the fourth guy, I'm like, I don't think this dude's going to make any noise. Cash out was like $30. I'm like, all right, cool. I'll go. It was. I put $5 in. So I made 30 on that one. I'm like, I'm gonna go ahead, cash out on that one because I'm already up. You know what I mean? I'm like, man, cool. And again, the fourth dude, he didn't make it happen. So I'm like, all right, I didn't lose any money at all. You know what I'm saying? I gained money, so I got like a couple more parlays out here that I'm just waiting to see what happens.

[00:05:17] But I'm like, all right, I'm. I'm cool with what I got. And I'm straight, like. Gentlemen are just betting season here at the Mason and French show. I'll be happy with big Mike and Julia here in it. And you can see right now he just lost another one. He just started. To see right there. Just move my neck. Wrong, bro. We are at that age. Yeah. There's that tomorrow. Fucked up. Some of them are shoulder blade that motherfuckers. Live action. Which one? The one that's growing. The second one. Now this the the left one.

[00:05:48] Yeah. You got to get at it from the from the middle. And the front can't be coming in sideways. There's one more. He was, you know. One more way. One more parlay for. Four more left. For $518 than ten touchdowns on the just showed you. Oh, oh. You said you got four. Okay. You got four more left to get before you win. That's the Jew by Sisler gentry. Discord. What, man? Days, motherfucker. Remember?

[00:06:18] So I told you, me and my sister were going to the book for the black off the book fast and Petersburg. That was cool. Yeah, I mean, that was all right. Ended up getting a couple books, meeting the couple authors. Got some books. Shout out to Petersburg. I'm going to kindergarten in first grade in Petersburg. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah. You can't. You can take the boy out the hood, but you can't take the hood out of. The house. That was still hood out. That motherfucker like we went down that bitch. And I'm like, damn, this shit. Look exactly how. Looks this gangster fucking. 20 years ago when I had a girlfriend that went to school down that I'm like,

[00:06:50] man, still looking. Like my dad worked at the Petersburg Ford dealership, okay? And we went there when I was in my teens to visit somebody just passing by. And it had like 20ft fences with razor wire around it. Yeah. And I said, dad, has this always been here? And he was like, yeah, yeah, the fence with the razor wire. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, that's what I'm asking about. Yeah. It's been here the whole time. Okay. All right. I'm starting to grasp things about myself that I didn't understand before, you know what I mean?

[00:07:20] Like, it took that for me to go. Oh, okay. This might be. You know, I have a little more urban in me than I like to let on. Right. We. Yeah. So we went down there, man. Petersburg is the truth. That was a cool drug because I had never been to one of these conventions before. So they're got a couple books, medical people, you know, talk some shit, you know? So. So we got our tickets for next year's Black Author Expo that's going to be in Crystal city. So I'm like, bet we ain't even got to go across the water.

[00:07:51] Nothing. That's right here in Virginia. You know what I mean? They already got 90 plus black offers are going to be out there already set. Up 90 plus. Is that not all of them? Not him. It's a whole lot better we out here, bro. So like that. They gotta be more. 90 motherfuckers, right? So we're. So we're. Going to Washington and Carver. That's crazy. Fucking sick. George Washington Carver. But, so that we got that set up, you know what I mean? So it's been it's been a good overall weekend.

[00:08:25] Shout out to the young kids out here that that went to this young boy's birthday party. My daughter's part of them. That this young kid on the bus has, like, autism and invited, I guess, pretty much the whole bus to his birthday party. And I dropped her off at the birthday party and a whole bunch of kids already there. I'm like, all right, so shot of these kids, man. Hang out with the kids. Yeah. Because I'm like, you know, these young. Kids need friendship. They fucking give me faith in humanity, you know what I'm saying?

[00:08:55] But, you know, you got some good heart. Because they're the only ones that still have good hearts. Mike. Yeah. The rest of us have had pretty much beaten out of us by the world. I'm like, shit, you know what I mean? So I was glad to see that shit happening, and that was cool, you know? Oh, yo. So I see y'all was at Voodoo Joint, y'all with the voodoo brothers? Yeah. I see you tearing. Up mantle. Is that where you were coming back from on 28 with the bicyclist? Yeah. Okay. How'd you like voodoo brothers? I actually eat green, bro.

[00:09:26] I mean, that's. Yeah, I. Didn't cook the bacon grease or some shit. Something amazing had that spice Creole mix on that. I told him. The only thing I ain't fuck with, which I didn't think I would fuck with it, is that damn Alabama. Like. White sauce. On the. Like the white sauce, man. The white guy. On the wings, though. Not a White Sox kind of guy, man. I will eat them because I paid for him. But they were good. You know what I mean? But the Alabama.

[00:09:58] It wasn't quite what you were hoping for. Not. Well. I always knew I would see them put that shit on them cooking shows. I always see them lather that shit on there and I'm like, yeah, I don't know if I'd fuck with that jump. I love it some good Alabama. Usually shit man is bass or in a relation to manage bass. I don't fuck with it. But that's got to be more of a cream bass probably, I would assume, rather than a man named bass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course there is. Some man is in him. But I don't really like mayonnaise either. But like, if you put enough other stuff in there,

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[00:10:29] like, it's probably got some mayonnaise for the texture. Oh, thanks. So, yeah, it's gonna have some, man, but it can't be. Fully managed. It's gotta. Be crazy. Probably heavy cream or whipping cream or something like that with some mayo so we could look it up. But now the only thing. I ain't with the brisket was on time. Right there. Dinner bites. The gator bites was on time. The cornbread or the puppy fucking. Oh, you had the puppy with the shrimp? Yes, sir. Was on time with, like, chunks of shrimp. Yeah. Shrimp.

[00:11:01] Hush puppies. Yes. Fire. Because, look, it's got that sweetness of a funnel cake, but not heavy like it's got the hint of, like, the funnel cake mix with the corn meal. But the salty action in there was good. Told you. Did you meet out? You meet the owner? Yeah. Now we were there like 4:00. Just like old people. Yeah. That's you and Lisa. Just the two of you? Yeah.

[00:11:31] Up in the joint at 4:00. Yeah. It'll be. Don't ask kids off at Sky zone for his little birthday party at, like, 330. I get it. So you dropped him for. There you go. Do your thing. Yeah. And then go pick them up after the party. Nah. They had they had Lisa's boy who drives. Oh, nice. So you dropped them off and they found their way home? Yeah. See y'all when you get home. Yogurt. Oh, okay. And they. End up driving everywhere.

[00:12:03] Oh, they want the Fairfax from their. So that boy did some drive and he, he drove up from Richmond that morning. So he went from he drove from Richmond to Manassas. All right Alabama white sauce. Classic version usually contains mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, horseradish pack. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, Cayenne pepper. Not even cream. So it's mayonnaise base. I don't fuck with it. Mayonnaise and fucking apple cider vinegar. Vinegar I don't really.

[00:12:33] I'm not a vinegar fan neither, man. I like a vinegar barbecue. Like I don't don't fuck with a degree. I can't be heavy on the vinegar. It can be vinegar, baby. That's Carolina style Carolina stuff with the vinegar. I fuck with real careful with that vinegar, don't. Because when me and kid went down to the Panthers game and we got, we got barbecue that night and they were like, what? What sausage you want? We got like four different sources for like you'll give us a thing of each, you know try. And one was like it was it was just different levels of vinegar.

[00:13:05] You know, you had the one that was heavy vinegar to the lightest one. Well. You know, if the Alabama white sauce that I've tried that I've really been digging on is from a place called Monk's Barbecue in Percival. Okay. I think it is up there off of. 5050, I guess maybe seven way all the way to the end of 28. Turn left and go up. Percival. Yeah, yeah. Monks and Percival has a good Alabama white sauce.

[00:13:35] They got a bunch of good sauces. So I'm trying to think where I had that good white sauce. Matter of fact, that place that didn't have barbecue that day has a good Alabama white sauce. I can't remember the damn place because it sucked because they didn't have shit. But that White Sox there was good. But the only thing is, you can only put the white sauce with chicken. It don't go with nothing else. It don't go. With swine. But then I don't eat swine, so I don't know if it would taste. But go on a rib. I've seen them put that on the ribs. Word.

[00:14:05] I've seen a mainly chicken, though. Mainly they'll just the cooking shows. They'll just dunk the whole chicken down in that bitch and shit. Yeah, it'll set off if you got the right crispiness on the chicken with the right fucking, Season on it, man. Does set it off the collar, but but you got to get the right white sauce with it. We come back for real? Oh, yeah. I told you, bro. It's like that, man. You going back? Fuck, yeah. I got to try that. Been been. Yeah. They've been in. Yeah. But the meat joke not they have some like beef vignettes or something like.

[00:14:37] And then they got the. Desert Jones. So they were doing, they were doing meal and dessert bro. They do that place. Whipping gays. It's a. Little regular, dad. The regular Ben. Ben. Ben. With the fucking sauce. Some kind of, I don't know, sugar, powdered sugar pie. Some caramel dip or some dumb shit like that. They actually had, like, a beef. Joan? Yeah. Beef brisket, a beef brisket. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to get the chicken. But something turned me off with the chicken. I don't remember what the fried chicken sandwich.

[00:15:08] Something maybe. I don't really. With a pickled brine. Really? I'm not a Bryan kind of guy, you know what I mean? You don't want the chicken to be brined. But. See here? Well, not with pickle, because I don't really fucking pickle. You don't. You don't really. You get a hint? You don't really taste it fully because I've done that shit with the chicken. Sarah. It depends on how much pickle you fuck when you're going to get actually a pickle, taste or not. You know what? I'm screaming, but I don't. I don't fuck with the pickle, you know what I mean? Like, I'm a chick fil A, no pickle guy type shit. I can dig it. Yeah, the pickles, especially on the chick fil A, I'm like,

[00:15:40] I don't mind them, but, like, if I remember, I'll have it without. But chick fil A, their fucking chicken is Brandon. Yeah. They're checking it. Yeah, yeah. But the breading is just so good. Yeah yeah yeah. Can't get by it. I saw something that said that that motherfucker spent five years trying to perfect that breading before you fucking made the restaurant start popping. Well, I'm sure because you can't just. I mean, you got to come out here something better. I mean, you so much to it. Well, like, you make chicken all the time. So it would be like if you were always making chicken a little bit different every day and then be like, hey,

[00:16:11] people, I know, come over here and try some chicken shit. That's what I did here recently with some wings. I was in of and frying some wings. Variety spicy. And I was trying to figure it all out and I was like, man, I think I got my shit right. So I'm gonna try this the next time I get the kids, because I gotta go take care of my mama. Some of y'all gonna make these wings for you, see what you think, and let the kids try to shit out. Because I had the fucking season out. The kids say the season, they was like, yo, that should be like, yeah, I know what it is. I figured out how to get this shit right. I think I got it down now because I've been

[00:16:42] for the past four weeks, 4 or 5 weeks now. I know at least 2 or 3 days out of the week. I fucking to try these damn wings trying to get them right. She's been cracking three times a week on wings for the last few months. Yeah. God damn, Mike weeks. Yeah. And you have it just right now. Have you figured. It out? I think I figured it all out. You got the blend, mama? Warmer. Try. Tried on my mom. See what she thinks. She mother approves. I want something. Gotcha. All right, so I was like, how that goes?

[00:17:12] Now, Mike, you are the consummate defender of children. And I'm curious what you think about this. Lindsay. Classy bitch. Oh, the bitch. They kill the kids. They kill their kids and then wasn't even good enough of killing herself to kill herself when she jumped out of a second story window. Here's the thing I didn't even know nothing about this shit. Tells wifey come home and she was like, hey, has your feet been blowing up about this bitch? And I'm like, nah. I'm like, I don't even know what she. Is like. Twitter don't give a fuck. But you think she did it? She admits to do it. She admits it.

[00:17:42] How did she admit to doing it though? Because she is fucked up right in her head. Absolutely was. And how she admitted to her was a man got her by recording her, just talking to her on a side note type shit. It was just like. So this is how he was presented to me. I thought she just had fully admitted to it as having done it, but trying to say that she's loopy Looney Tunes. She is. The bitch is on medication. So this is how Sarah brought it to bitch. She is on medication. But if if if the pro wrestler had survived,

[00:18:12] if Chris Benoit had made it, if it had not killed himself, if he had paralyzed himself trying to kill himself, like, would he get off that motherfucker slide? Here's what Sarah was telling me about shit. Because she said, okay. He's crazy. The husband. Oh, shit. The husband? No, he, like, never kind of crazy. Everybody gets on top. Backflip. Literally trying to lay it on their head like I don't want. Right. But if I, I don't want to hurt children, I don't want to see kids, like, not me around anymore.

[00:18:42] For the simple fact they were have to be crazy to carry your own fucking kids. You do any of them, but you love me. Crazy to kill anybody. Anybody but most people to kill somebody, get put to death, or at least locked up forever in the jail. They don't be like, oh, well, you know, he was on his period that day. See, here's the thing. So here's. What our boys doing. Shady shit to. Hold on, hold on. Wait a minute. I don't know about that. He's not on trial. The. So this is what. He's the same one though you. Was telling me. Go see. You're blaming dude.

[00:19:12] I know one day I could say it was your fault. Oh, boy, oh, boy. At one point in time, he, like, changed clothes and shit, right? He was. So this is how I was supposed to go there. When you take your clothes for the fucking day. Unless you know what I mean. I cut the grass on him, change my clothes. To go pick up some medicine and food. That's what he was supposed to be getting some shit. Like you ain't built right. I know, right? But, I mean, I'll get something different. Crazy. And she go and the way center was. She slowly kill yourself, not your kids. Yeah.

[00:19:44] The way Sarah was telling me this shit. Because, like I said, I had no clue about any of this bullshit. Yeah, I mean, because I wasn't paying no mind I didn't even know about until after she said it. Then I started seeing it on fucking news, and I'm like, okay. They're talking about how when she got arrested and like, did you kill your kids? And she was in a stupid were like, I guess I did. If you're saying I killed them, then that's what I did. Is that that they say that's how the confession I don't know how they read the. That's what I heard. You never to me, that's not a yeah, I killed him. That's not a confession. That's me. That's crazy.

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[00:20:14] Talking about y'all. Talking about I killed him. I could have been my cousin Vinny. I shot the clerk. Oh, yeah, I shot the clerk. I shot the clerk. That's a question. Yeah, I know she guilty for student clerk type shit. He said I shot the clerk. He said I shot the clerk again. So she. Goddamn it, Russo. That's a real Russo. You should be paying better than what the fuck was going, bro? Do you know what's going on right now?

[00:20:44] I feel like I'm not talking to you. I'm sorry. I need a lawyer. Sorry. I need my lawyer to be present. Give me. A lawyer. Say that fucking lawyer. That's all you say in that situation, all you. Trying to get, like, I guess fucking the kids got all strangled by. Fucking off of Lindsay Clancy. What was it? Exercise. Exercise band, exercise band. But she apparently sent the farther away. To go get food and. Googled how to kill people. And she had googled how long it would take to go do all the things that she or, you know, anybody.

[00:21:15] Did she or did the loopy person inside of her brain? Or did. Their man get her passcode since he had access to her phone and everything to put it in, just like on him? Like at this point. Like when? Because there was that little faith in the judicial system and the police that they can't fail. In my mind, if I. I definitely don't have faith in Jesus. I don't have faith either. But if I know my bitch is that loopy to where she can possibly off my kids, I'm not going to the store by myself. I shouldn't. He have been left by now. He should have taken the kids and left and been like, this bitch is crazy.

[00:21:47] He could have done all day. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? What should have. I mean, hell, if I come home and my bitch is throwing herself out the window and clearly strangers in the basement, if you notice, I'm leaving her outside to die. You committed suicide. It's just going to take a while because I am not calling the cops. Said she jumped off the second story window or some. Shit she she, like, cut her wrists or was shocked out the window and then, like, failed because she only jumped from the second story. You know what I'm saying? I look at it this way. So she broke out at first.

[00:22:19] She's paralyzed from the waist down. Somebody in that household killed them. Children, whether it be the husband or wife, the children are dead. One of these motherfuckers got to pay for the shit. It's these motherfuckers job to figure this out. So, granted, if they say, oh, she's postpartum and she didn't get help, that's also a fail on the system itself. Because you know how many motherfucking people out here talking about they need help? How many vets say they need help and don't get the fucking help like that? That's a fail on the system itself. So the fuck is right there?

[00:22:49] How come they getting looked at like, wait a minute. Okay. Why why did you keep pushing this that came down the hill? Do I think she's innocent? I don't fucking know because I never paid attention to it. I never dove into it. I don't know enough. I don't know enough to speak on whether she's innocent or not. But it's. But it seemed that the choice is more of is she going to spend the rest of her life in the Looney Tunes, or she can spend the rest of life. What they're trying to figure out where to put. Her at, that seems to be in the way what the argument is. The way. Here you go. Look at the way we paying for both of them. Exactly.

[00:23:19] Well, I swear I'm getting treated the same, I want that. Would we just take her out back at her? She treated the same. We we go hang out front in the gallows like we build the fucking thing. Now the old school kids back and line up these fucking pre fucking active shooter motherfuckers. They just chopped their heads off. I'll be like, all right, here y'all go. Here's your 22 with your full clip. For real. Go ahead. Get the bussing on this bitch. This your once in a lifetime shot. Get it on. Out of your way. Here's your free kill extra clip. You can buster offenses laying down.

[00:23:49] Because you know we know you're crazy as fuck. No, I mean, that's the real test we put. We give them all multiple rounds, but we say just shoot it once, and then anybody that shoots it more than once. Put them in the Looney Tunes. You're going next year there. The next one to get or are you just over. Yeah. You know, by then you should be on the left. Knock them out, put the mind control chip on his ass. You loaded up with blanks. So, like, whoever takes the extra shot, you're like, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then bang, bang, bang bang bang.

[00:24:20] You let him get you. Let them take real shots. You know you got hurt, you got real. You got him fenced in in an area where they. If they can't shoot the homie beside him, since you. Do and give. Him one play, you give him one black, you give three people two live rounds, three guns, one blank. Nobody knows who has the live rounds. Through the blanks. Everybody takes a shot. The motherfucker's dead. Then nobody. Nobody actually. Really. Squads. That's the thing. That's how you. That's how you were talking about killing it right now is firing squad.

[00:24:50] I still think it'd be better just to hang it, because that's the cheapest route. Bullets cost money. Rope? You buy it once, right? Like. Yeah, but they got they got, man. Got plenty of bullets, man. You know, that's not even. Shit. You feel as possible on this bitch. You know if she's because like, it doesn't matter to me. Like if she is crazy going to the Looney Tunes or is she going to the jail because she was premeditated, like, I don't care. Either way, like I'm that bad dude. Same to me. Let's just shut her down.

[00:25:21] Like that's it. You're out. It's all it all depends on the help of basically. So if she goes into the fucking jails, there's a psych ward in jail. You ain't gonna get the same as you wouldn't have Looney Tunes where they're making sure you get your pills and do all the shit, but you still think either way. You get to meet more people, though. Hey, yeah, you do get to interact. You're not in the cell 231. Yeah, the loony bin is going to be a happier. She's real limited too, because she's a cripple bitch in the wheelchair. Oh, she real limited. Yeah. She's very. They even have that knowledge, bro. Now they had his character was a.

[00:25:52] That's right, that's right. Had a whole time I forget. Even even when the motherfucker died he they kept him in the wheelchair. Tell the story. That's fucked up when you die. That is fucked. But he probably got up and walked around at least once. Out the wheelchair? Yeah, when he was dead. Because the whole last season's him dead special said they went doing the same people that had died. But. Right. He still. Tells the stories of the wheelchair. I'm like, damn. And what about my cooler? If they had had him, like sitting on a something like a swing, dangling his feet

[00:26:22] second his feet like, look how not paralyzed I am now that I'm dead. Like really just swinging himself in a swing. Okay. Would you? So do you make the cripple by herself? She can't. She got that help. That's what I'm saying. First off, she didn't help her. If she does, is she doing. It's just by herself. You just put her in. That's an open game to anyone, and that's just trying to. But wait. A cripple bitch like that just not in jail, right? Is going to have like, an apartment or whatever that's, like set up for her, crippled so that she can go into the shower and take a shower or clean herself up.

[00:26:52] If she. Signed a facility. She's got the upper body strength or whatever to do this, all this kind of stuff. So she would be set up in a position like that. So do you put her in the loony bin in an apartment set up? That's like someplace that she can live by herself forever. And you just don't let anybody visit her, and you just give her food and medical attention, see? Because that's that's why I'm like this. Don't make no sense, financially speaking. Right? Like. I see what you're saying. Just keep this bitch awake, and I don't make sense ever fucking financially, you know?

[00:27:23] I mean. You know, you know what? You look at what we're doing right now. Bullets, no shit. You got a TV on, and all of a sudden we bombing another tanker, and then gas goes up $0.47, and the next guy wants to be an asshole. We got plenty of oil. Yeah, but then. We're just gonna keep running the game on your sons bench. Man is real. The play is the same no matter who's the president. Exactly. They're like, oh, yeah, no, everything's fine. You're just. You're just misinterpreting what's going on in the world. I mean, the past week gas don't move like 80% $0.90, bro. I think it was like 380.

[00:27:53] And then all of a sudden it's 419 and then you go somewhere else is 409, and then you go back and it's right to 419, like a dollar a week. I've been paying five a gallon because I run 93 for like years. Petersburg. We went down to Petersburg. And painted Cali. I saw the gas. Petersburg nine fucking. It was. Free for 87. Yeah. Yeah, $7 for 87. Yeah. Don't don't go with the diesel. Nine, nine. I be paying nine, $10 a gallon in Cali. Yeah, that was talking about nine. I think I was listening to some that dude who buys them cars, J.W.. See?

[00:28:26] Whatever the fuck. Bye. Cash. Cash for clunkers, motherfucker. 1.3. He he was talking about that. Some guy coming in there talking about troops 897 for diesel up in Pittsburgh or some shit. Pittsburgh or some shit is going way high national average on five and six. It was $6. Six, six. I think it was 609 in beta0. Yeah. I'm like, Holy shit. Granted, I don't have to pay for this shit, but I'm like, all. These your pocket, but you're you're driving a vehicle that's running through it.

[00:28:58] How much? How much week is going into your gas tank. Money wise or. How much? Because you got to fill it up. Right? So what are you spending $800 a week just to drive? To be honest, I don't even know because. When you not fill it. Up, I do. I feel that motherfucker up every fucking a couple of days. I have to do it in. Matter of. Fact, you do it every day. You go to regular. Pump and. You got a gas orals. I got a gas card. Gas card? Yeah. I go wherever I can get diesel call sheets, any gas station. But I don't pay attention to the price because it's not my money.

[00:29:29] As long as this motherfucker getting filled up, I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying? If it was my shit. You know how many gallons you put in it when you shit. That I. Got to be a 40, 50, 30, 50 gallon tank? Well, you're filling it up three times a week, and it's, what, $40? I feel that motherfucker five times a week. And how many? How many gallons does it take? Roughly every. It's a 30 gallon tank, but I put in about 22 gallons, probably more than five. Point five. Call it 2520. Five times a day.

[00:29:59] I'm putting in that bitch. 25 gallons a day and five gallons. That's what, 125? Yeah. Hold on. I did the man for. 25. For a tank. Because we think about it. 25 gallons and five. Eight bucks, right? Well, let's see if it's eight. Like, he don't know how much of this per gallon if we go with a $5 average. So 20, 400, 500. And 45 gallons times five. So that's $625 a week.

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[00:30:30] A week. At least. Yeah, that's that's. Probably spent a seven plus to keep the truck running about eight. And then we about to do six days a week here. So add on another fucking 25. So that's 656767 50 a week coming. Out smooth $800 in diesel per week just to keep the company moving. Just the truck. Yeah. And you got these truckers out here, these independent truckers, man. They're going through it. I was watching them on Instagram. They're like, yo, man, this just fucking ridiculous. Everything's fucking do everything.

[00:31:01] You're supposed to transport this shit from here to there and you can't afford to have. My dude was like, this ain't even half my trip. He's like, this ain't even half a tank. I still had left. He spent nine at all in one fill up and I'm like, they got the big tanks. They got the tanks on both sides of their fucking rigs. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean. Legit shit. Yeah. If you're an independent hauler, you got to fucking really. Factor in that fuel to your prices during your bid. And if you under factor it or low bid, then you're making any money because all the money putting into your tank.

[00:31:31] Going straight to the fucking. Yeah fuel, you ain't even making no bread. But yeah, we're going to give everybody $5,000 for like, every carried in front of. The politician does this and they know this. The economy things not really what you think it is like Biden did the same shit. All those doing it, they all they're all like will give you money if we win the election. Like it's all fucking bribery, bullshit, economic nonsense where. We already know who's running the show. Everybody knows who's running the show, but nobody wants to believe that.

[00:32:02] No, nobody wants to admit it. Yeah. What do you mean? That little tiny country in the middle of the Middle East. There with the Star of David right there on the flag, like. The star Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. Shout out Kurt Metzger. That's a. F-16 star. Fuck, man. Still got all these other crazy. You got that? You got the bud sniffer. The bud. Sniffer back again. You got arrested again? How many? Is this the same one? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, fucking serial fuck.

[00:32:32] Sniffer us do a sniff or something like that. So he was going right to the boot. As the face. He was getting in. Like the mall at the step. At the stairs. What? What's the American story? I know, I know his Florida. I'm pretty sure he's the Florida. Like near the Mormons and shit. I thought. I to. The fake Mormon. Wives. Of Utah. Yeah. What? You don't have a job? The house. The house lives Utah with Maines.

[00:33:05] I'd like to see you do some housework. Bitch. She ain't doing. Yeah, you ain't even fucking. You ain't doing a fucking thing. Fucking cunt. Did you really feel bad? I told that's what I told. I told Lisa, I said, we're going to have to get two TVs up here, so that way you can watch. Whatever the fuck are you watching over there? Oh, you mean like, up in the living room? In my room? In your room? Yeah. Dude, let me tell you something. Let me. Tell you something. California. That is genius. Very, very brilliant. I missed what he said. What we're saying. I was looking up shit.

[00:33:35] Separate TVs in the bedroom, two TVs so she can watch whatever dumb shit she wants to watch. And he can watch whatever dumb shit he wants to watch. Because it's great to. Because she watches. She she likes the caption. A lot of times she'll run. Captions on all my shit. She can watch it on mute, you know what I mean? Because sometimes you watch that the volume be too low or you'll have somebody say something in a foreign language. Oh, yeah. No captions. Is where it's at for me. Captions like Peaky Blinders made captions very, very much required.

[00:34:06] So this is his, I think it says his third arrest. Wow. At least, gentlemen. But the law and order theme now in in honor of the third. Makes you a serious. Serial sniffer. You're what you do. What you should do with that guy, right? Because you should get two dogs, right? One dog that's angry and that's just going to growl at him and bark, right? And then you get another dog that like the peanut butter, right?

[00:34:36] Then you spread a much peanut butter all over that motherfucker's ass, right? Half the dog eating his ass while the one dogs right behind him growling and barking like he take a piece of his ass, keep him from fucking sniffing ass. Let him keep going. I don't think so. What are you talking about? I don't know how you get that guy back, but this is how he wants to get the cereal. Busted her back. Nobody wants your punishment cereal, but snicker and. Come back here, toss that salad and fucking,

[00:35:07] and then fucking. Yeah. Man's best friend is going to be over that growler. Yeah. The Jews and the pleasure and terror. The reason why they came. Can we try to get these fuckers back? You know, I mean, like, they can't just be killing kids and killing these people, going in a bin type. We got to bring this back, man. We just walk Lindsay Clancy after the fucking gallows. String her up. It's over. Everybody can come watch old school, man. We're going old school if you kill your kids. Like, if Chris Ben watch survived, you get the same fucking thing. I think the reason why that came to my mind.

[00:35:38] Because I think I barked at that fucker on 28. The cycle is. You barked at him? Yeah, yeah. Out the window. Yeah. Another thing. He probably hear him because he's on the other side of the. River out there this week. Two he was in his tune days. Now they're not even doing it. On the weekend getting me because I was in the wrong. It's the season for barking at him. I'm like man, fuck that guy. Usually it's the season. It's the weekends. No, but no, these motherfuckers are out here. On. The weekends. This Saturday, five and nine, 45.

[00:36:08] Right on 28. I've been dealing with these motherfuckers all week. Right down the road. I'm like, come on, you shouldn't even be honest, man. Fuck that dude. You know what I mean? Like, I can't drive 15 or 12 mile an hour down fucking 28 without getting pulled over. Goddamn. Yes. No shit. Don't these fuckers got to follow the laws of the road they're supposed to if they're legally allowed to be on the road. Just like that automobile. The little kid. That little kid fucking just didn't even stop at the stop sign right there. Yeah.

[00:36:38] Down there or the light down there in Richmond. I barked at that little motherfucker. Two out the window to make I contact that little song. Bitch. That's a good thing, y'all in the car because I the fuck I fuck him. I said. The little kid got hit up there in Fairfax. Two kids got hit in Fairfax. Coming from school on the left. I need to get me a dash cam and disable the speed limit on that. My brother Fairfax. Has been a problem forever. We'll see. Well, this is what happened. The budget got cut. Out of that bike bikes me. What they do. Is they took the guards away. What they do is they ride them.

[00:37:08] Down the sidewalk, and then you're pulling out of a parking lot and you're looking this way, and you go hit the gas because you're. Trying to pull out. That way, and there's some fucking. Cunt riding a bicycle at 27 miles an hour, because it's electric down a hill, and they're on the sidewalk that you're about to cross, that there was nobody there. 13 seconds. Ago got hit in the school zone. And fucking what happened was the budget. They they cut the budget and they were like, all right, we don't need crossing guards no more. We're not going to do crossing guards here and fucking since they ain't had the crossing guards.

[00:37:39] Poop, poop poop. Motherfuckers getting hit out that bitch. Yeah. That money not catching people. Murdering people at bus stops. I'm like, what the fuck? Because these my. I've seen motherfuckers pass busses this week. That's. Yeah, that'd be they get picked up on the sex things and they they let him out. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on out here? Like, y'all don't see this bus like Fairfax. Terrible. When I stopped, like when a bus was stopped in front of me, I go and cut on my hazards because people would try to drive around me thinking that I'm going to back into this spot.

[00:38:09] You know what I mean? To this driveway? Yeah. That. You got something else. Going on. These motherfuckers get ignorant because I throw my truck right out, out in traffic. When I'm about to back into somebody's driveway on a two lane road, I'm like, I'm not even going to give you the chance to pass. Me being ignorant, I'm gonna fuck your whole day up because you ain't my shelf trying to do something stupid. Just give me a second. Let me back on up. I'll be out your fucking way. Just give me one second. I put my hands on so you know I'm about to move on your ass. When you. When a big ass vehicle like that puts your hazards on. I slowed it down and stay back. I'm like, let me get this motherfucker space.

[00:38:40] You might just be doing some 18 point turn end up hitting me if I pull right up on you. Especially if I try to whip by you motherfuckers. Don't give a shit. I had one dude man up on my ass the other day, and I'm trying to get on the exit, and I got my signal. I see him coming off. He. He's coming on the on ramp. I'm about to get off on the offer. I see him coming, so I'm like, okay, he's going to speed up to get past me, to get in front of me because I we make eye contact. I ease up, right. You try to give it to. Him, this one eases up.

[00:39:10] So now we're like this and I'm like, all right, fuck. I got my signal on it. I speed on up, you know what I mean? I get in front of him enough so he can see my signal to get over this motherfucker never slowed down, and he stayed right up on my bumper, and I see him right there. Like, if I hit my break, he would have went into the back of the truck and I'm looking. I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? I got about a good 30, 40ft and I got to get over, like, you're getting behind me. You're going down the road. Just get the fuck on over. Why you riding my ass?

[00:39:40] I said, fuck it, man. Boom! I just bust on over this motherfucker I. Fuck you to that. I don't give a fuck. You're the dumbass in this situation, bro. I tried to help you. I'm like, man, I get to the point where I fucking hate helping people on the road. Yeah, dude. Like I want a job where I don't have to be on the road. That's all I want. They second. Guess and then they fucking. Then they lose their gap. It's not even that. They don't even know what they don't know. They don't.

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[00:40:10] And then they don't even know. This one lady I sent you. Not she pissed me off so fucking bad. And I wanted hit her with the fucking horn because she was getting them. She's swerving all over the road like it's two lane road. I'm like, what the fuck are. You doing in there? That's. She was on the front. She was talking. She going this. Yeah. And I'm like, bitch, put that ball down. And I see the same bitch. She was in a white Lexus. Yeah. She. Yes, yes, motherfucker. 66 did the same shit to me.

[00:40:41] I'm still pissed the. Fuck off. I'm like. What the fuck are you doing? I'm scooting along in the outside lane, and then this bitch is in my lane and laying next to me. Yeah, she was okay. Let me just go ahead and hang back. That's what I did. And I'm like, space for this house. She just kept on. Old lady in the phone. On her phone. Just talking to us, to everything around her. Yeah. I'm. Keeping like that. I want to, like, honk the horn bird, but I got. I'm trying to drive, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to start beef for people. Wanted to hit this bitch. With this. Definitely.

[00:41:12] She didn't hit you. You wouldn't have. She would have. Been in lane five. You already know me. I'd been laying five. My hazards on. I made contact with her. I want right down above. Avalon in Devon County. Bro. I wanted to hit that horn on it so bad, but I'm like, she gonna fuck around and get scared and fucking swerve into the goddamn wall. Well, sorry about your bad luck. Yeah, I fucking. Almost rocked this fucking kid down to 11 right there at the church, right past that country store.

[00:41:45] And Rexy, this motherfucker just made our contact, man weak and slowly made a U-turn right in front of my ass. Luckily, I was in my shit, so I had. I damn near had to lock him up on his ass. But I was going to rock that motherfucker because, like, I was clear over the hill. I was like a house up dead and this motherfucker just pulled right to fuck on out. And, you know, I was like, I said, let my shit. I wasn't in my shit. I was only going like 68, 62.

[00:42:16] But if I was in my shit, I'm going 70 right through that motherfucker, right? I'm either driving under that bitch and flipping him off into the fucking ditch or the hole, or I'm gonna be swirling around his ass, and hopefully I don't hit nobody's head on any other fucking lane like I know you. We made our motherfucker that to me once. He was like a 16 year old motherfucker with your little Bluetooth thing and you're fucking here. I could see that. He was obviously close enough for that. How? You don't see a big. But he couldn't see you in the whole vehicle. They don't fuck it. Think that way. No, not at all. Well, they don't think.

[00:42:48] And then they look up and see you there and they get pissed off in here. I had some fucking pull out in front of me going down, like I think it was 621 or whatever. 688 something. One of these roads. Yeah. I often between 29 and 28 just north of Warsaw. I'm coming towards Warrenton and this motherfucker pulls out of one of these neighborhoods and I had to slow the fuck down. I'm downshifting and everything, and like, I slowed down enough so that I was matched his speed, but I was right behind him and I was like, okay, he's going to speed up. Nope. He didn't speed.

[00:43:18] I know that you're behind me. That's right. And then he saw me and he starts standing on his brace so fuck around him and leaned out the window and said, fuck you, motherfucker. Why you ride my ass, bitch? You're the one that pulled out in front of me. I almost hit you because you're fucking stupid at all. You want to make me hit you on Van Hill and, And in Van Hill? Yeah. That one road that comes out off any hill on the. On the hill around the bend. There's the flashing light. No, not the light. No, no, I'm coming out. Coming out of the backside of Van Hill. Right.

[00:43:50] I'm going down. What the fuck, man? I'm going down Van Hill Road. Right. And then you make a left to actually go into the backside of Van Hill. Right, right, right. When they come, they motherfuckers just shoot. Shoot out right there. They'll see me definitely coming down the bottom of the hill on my way up in the turn, saying I'm like, bro, I know, you know, I'm going 65. There ain't no way you can't look at my vehicle and tell her I ain't scooting. Friday was the day last week. Stop playing. Friday made me want to not drive anything any more. I was so irked with people between the cyclists,

[00:44:22] the bitch that was on the phone in that white fucking Lexus. I don't believe you saw the same bitch. But yeah, it was a bitch that. Probably I used to follow this one guy, this old fucking this Camaro every day for like two months, all the way to Wawa. Can never get around to motherfucking left lane going 56. Old fucking cunt. You know, with a racing hat. Like, fuck you, man. That's discriminating against Dale Earnhardt. Wherever fucking helmet that you got on, you motherfucker. You think he was ever going 40 motherfucker like that? You think dad will drive like that, bitch?

[00:44:53] Fuck. Fuck is wrong with you? You don't know no NASCAR. Fuck out the way. These motherfuckers on the road. Fuck in your fucking midlife crisis. Fucking car, motherfucker. That's the right lane for that bitch. Fucking asshole. And it is the right lane. Fucking. Yeah, dude, I hate people to, man. I don't want to be out here. I gotta talk to them. Sometimes they come in and talk to me in my job. Like they ask me dumb ass questions. I asked him for like, three things. They can't even provide that shit, I stopped.

[00:45:24] That's what I'm saying. What do you want? I'll be down at work and I'd be like something like you done. And these motherfuckers will go a whole story, bro. And then they finish and I'm like, that's a hell of a yes or no answer, bro. Like, so all that it really does. Yes or no. And they're like, well, yeah. So. All right, well, let's keep it simple, stupid. So as you were saying, that would be a yes or no. So that's another. So and I just waste my time even further. Way around. His mother. Told me about 37 next words that I need my vocabulary day.

[00:45:56] There's going to be an opportunity for people to talk to me. They bro. Don't worry about that. You'll have somebody to listen to. You'll get you get somebody else to. I'm going to get my word. Search for the day when all these dumb ass motherfuckers appreciate it. If you would just. Yes or no. Just keep it simple. Damn it. No. No, no. Dude. Next question. Yeah, yeah, it's astonishing place to be these days, bro. You ain't never lied about that man at all. Yeah, just keeps getting worse. You see that, Mr. T jump?

[00:46:27] Yes, sir. I did. The documentary on Mr. T, sir. My, only. My only thing is, I don't think it's long enough. It's not. Thank you. My. Yes. It's not. It's because he's black, man. All the motherfucking. Choice that they do that I'm told. Joint man. Mr. T, no shit. I mean, that thing was probably. It was 47 minutes. 40 minutes. Late show. Yeah. Documentary Typekit Netflix net 2011. Barely watch. They did his whole I had to watch Netflix

[00:46:57] and he did his whole life in that little 40 minute span. Yeah. Barely kept, barely touched. Nothing. Most thing they touch is Rocky. Yep. Rocky three because you got to have Hogan in there and you know the relationship there was the line. They were glanced over and shit. But I'm getting this autobiography I just got to find it for cheaper. Never fucking. Book like. Even rare. Like his rap career, you know, I mean. Like, on the cartoon. Cartoon series, all the all, they showed some of his shit, but they never actually went on, like, all that shit.

[00:47:28] You know, minutes is just getting into things, like when. You really just start getting into it and you're like, all right, Ben, let me see what else. Oh, like, that's how the peewee dock was. And I was watching coming back from Mexico. Yeah, it was so good. And it was 200 fucking minutes or whatever. And like this, I literally the flight must have been 220 minutes like it was between the two. It was so close. It was great last night I think. And I stand with the kids. I told the. Kids Kiwi. Joint no, no no, no.

[00:47:58] I told the. Kids over and I was like, damn, is this bitch over? They talk about your cereal. They, they they just show it. They showed the picture. They showed peewee cereal. Mysterio and pee wee's Big Adventure. He was eating my cereal. Then he shot a couple of his stuff that he had, you know what I mean? But not because not half of any. Of his. I told my kids, I said, man, I don't even know. We got to talking with my mom. My mom tricked me and getting my shots for the very first time as a kid, I remember it's one of my early memories. It's why you don't trust people.

[00:48:28] It's fucking. Going to get ice cream, boy. Come on, get the car, boy. Sticking up. My mom didn't drive when I was little. We lived in Sterling and we could walk to everything, so we would walk. And she was like, you want to go to the store? Every time I went to the store, I was able to get a little toy. Safeway used to sell little toys. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. In the fucking. I $2 island. Yeah, yeah. I remember so fucking. We're going she goes, we gotta stop at this building. A stealth bomber that my G.I. Joe didn't quite fit in properly. Yeah, like midgets and stuff. Bomber. Yeah, it's one of them touches.

[00:48:58] The seat was, like, twice the size of a G.I. Joe. Joe needed to be like. Like Bigfoot, G.I. Joe to fit in that motherfucker. Right? But you still play with that bitch. Jam, right? The pilot just rattling around in that moment. So we get. We going to this building, and I'm sitting there and I'm just chilling and I hear my name calling. They go, you know, Michael, Bridget. I'm like, hey, mom, why that lady call my name? She goes, oh, we got to go. It's your turn. My turn for what? I don't know what's going on. I'm just walking with my mama. Mom said, come in here. Here we go. Yeah, I said, I'm walking to the door.

[00:49:28] The woman looks down at me. She goes, okay, are you ready to get your shots? And I'm like, what shots? Who shooting do. You mean with a needle? I remember saying all of this shit, and the nurse is like, yes, I lost my shit. I wanted to go take off running. My mom caught me like before. As soon as I turn, my mom had already caught me. Now I'm holding on to the door like this. They're pulling my feet and I got monkey grip like a motherfucker on this door. I'm crying, I'm screaming. I don't want a shot. I got my Mr. T shirt on.

[00:49:58] Getting stretched out. Fucking nurses like, don't you want to be like Mr. T? He took his shots. I said he just on my shirt. B they ended up. My mom beats my fucking hands off the door. Damn, they give me my fucking shot. I pitched the fuck off as we're walking to the safe way. My mom was like, sorry baby, you won't. You go ahead, go and say get yourself a toy today. So I got me my first little Bruce Lee toy. So Bruce Lee and Mr. T played a big factor in my life because Mr.

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[00:50:29] T, he was on 18. Love Mr. T on 18 because he's the only brother I ever saw on TV that reminded me of like my dad and fucking James on Good Times. Like this motherfucker. Nobody fucked with him. He was just that strong of him. And he was smart as shit because he fixed everything. Like they always looked at BA to fix shit, right? So I'm like, oh, Mr. Teaser shit. Then he had the cartoon and I'm like, I'm telling my kids like, yo, this dude I idolized as a as a kid, this motherfucker was my guy.

[00:51:00] Like, he made sure everybody was safe. He looked out for the kids. He was a black Hulk Hogan, take your vitamins, say your prayers, all that shit. Like I said, the reason I drink milk was because this motherfucker told me to drink with milk. That's how I get strong. Food and don't drink milk. Exactly. So my kids like. And I'm telling them they're looking at me like, who the fuck is this? And I'm like. Oh, that's Mr. T, that's. And then I see that he had a documentary. I said, no, y'all gonna watch this? I would have if I was Lipton, I would have worked out Mr. T iced tea, I don't know, we got to work this out in style.

[00:51:32] But fucking, you know, Mr. T was talking about how he was like, I wanted to make sure my impact was good and how in the community, I'm like, bro, you really are that dude. You just don't know it. You know what I mean? I wish they would have done that documentary a lot longer. That really needed to be a longer documentary, because I didn't know about that show when that motherfucker ran through that wall, jumped over that bar. Oh, yeah, that. Just bulldoze through that door.

[00:52:04] Oh my God. Mr. T drink milk in Spanish. That's not what I was looking for. But you got to just say no to man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nancy Reagan when she kissed him on the forehead. Yeah. Sitting on her head, sitting on lap. I was like. Oh, shit, Santa Claus, I. Remember her. That was jawbone. That's what we used to call her job on Reagan right there. Yeah. Oh, jawbone. Nancy, she's the second on that page. She got a she got a snake.

[00:52:36] All right. I don't know what's going on there either. This is sometimes happens in the show. But they said, you know, 18 was based on Mr. T like they didn't. That was a show that they wanted him. They built the characters around him. He was the star. Yeah. And I guess I, Hannibal on him had beef after four years, but me. Yeah. Get out of. Here, crazy fool. I used to love that fucking thing. You do. I come. Back and feed you your socks up.

[00:53:08] But you. Touch my van, I'll come back and feed you my socks. Socks? Him talking. This clever lane is top ten. Yeah, I say, woman, what you do with a real. Talk with you? She turned around quick. Two just looked at him like she knew that this man was talking. To her. She already knew. You had. No. One. Else being talked to. She knew that that that crowd. Yeah. The only one is. She knew he was talking to her.

[00:53:41] For a rematch with Balboa. I reject the. Challenge. Because. Balboa is no challenge. But I'll be more than happy to beat up on him some more. Always said he was nothing. I can't wait to see this motherfucker. What do you think of him being trained by Apollo Creed? Apollo who? Some of that old fool Apollo Creed shows what has been the dock. I saw Apollo running off at the mouth. And when I see him, I'm going to close him for him. All right. When I see I'm a closer. Here we go.

[00:54:12] There it is. Ain't got no heart. He like. To see a real man. I bet you still play the United. Terrible quality. It's all terrible quality. Recorded from the TV. Yeah. Hey, woman. There it is. Come on. Listen here. Since you man ain't got no heart. Maybe you. Like to see a. Real man. I bet you still believe every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little suffer with my apartment tonight.

[00:54:43] Not sure you're a real man. You want. Your girl? And then the fight happened. Hey. Hey, woman. And they're 25ft apart. Yeah, like I would have ignored it if I was that woman. She. I don't need to get involved with this because she was like, don't fight that clever, Lang. He's dangerous. He already fucked you up one time. Look, don't do it again. They even say it in the documentary. They're like, yo, they say Rocky three as well. Unbelievable.

[00:55:13] Well, because they know damn well Rocky wasn't being a fucking clever lay. I don't know, man. He got it. He said you're not so bad. You're not so bad. Yeah. The outfit talked him. But yeah, man, that documentary definitely needed to be longer. Shout out Mr. T. I'll talk to me, please. Gentlemen. With that said, they weren't have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Oh, yeah. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. Encourage you to listen to old episodes.

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