The Mason and Friends Show — Episode 1073
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Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,073rd time. It is featuring, for the first time in a long time, that dude known as Stevie Smalls. What it is, what it was, and what it shall be. As well as. That dude called big Mike. Yeah. As well as his Junius. What happens is me. I am Elle Mahoney, aka mason. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening with y'all? What's good out there today?

Be glad to have you back in the mix. Good to be back. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Man, I know, I know this intro. It's one of the. It's one of the ones that always gets you all. Get your brain. Burning because it's fucked up. Because I'm like, I've heard this so many times, I've noticed. That it's triumphant. It's uplifting. I figured big has returned. We need something with some gravitas to represent the moment.

My man, Big Steve is back in the building. Motherfucking Big Stephen, his ass. Is this a good man? It is not a few good men. However, it does have Tom cruise in it. Yes. Nope, nope. It's the other one. Maverick with the second Top Gun. No, it's not the second Top Gun. It's not a top. How was he? Was he. It was impossible. What did you get? I said few good men.

Okay, that's when I was good. It's around that time period. It's early 90s. Rain man. Everything. Rain man was 87. Fuck. All right. It's a days of thunder. So goddamn the one. I wouldn't have really thought of it all. I think about those days of thunder that never came across. You never did. You never did. Never remember it. It always gets you going. Fucking God damn it! What movie is this from?

I don't think I've ever watched it. It's only so. So I. Know it ain't bumping. It ain't racing. And that. It is racing. Race is the line. But like, I'm a big NASCAR fan over the long haul. Which means I don't like it so much these days. And I really, you know, between Days of Thunder and Talladega Nights, the, the whole thing lost everything that it was great there. And now it's just I don't even know.

It's this big, confusing mess of shit. And apparently they're trying to make another one to try to, like, make NASCAR popular again, because the NASCAR people think that the Days of Thunder helped kick off the popularity of the 90s, which in hindsight, maybe it did. It's not an unfair thought, but like, I hated the way it was portrayed in that movie because it was highly unrealistic. Yeah, from what actually happens on the track.

And I have expectation that this new one that they say they're going to make. Then I overdo it. It might be a better movie in certain ways, or. Remaking days. Going to be awful. No, it's going to be a sequel. Tom Cruise going to drive a car at like 68 or some shit. He wants to race in Arca, like he wants to actually go race a race car in the real deal at 67 years old or having a fuck.

He fucking did the damn thing in, Jack Reacher. He was hard that he really drove that fucking car and. Reached down. But I. Was on with you, dude. See, this is why he's the reason why I've totally changed my perspective on gambling. And when I'm president, it's going to be. You have to go to, like, the 7-Eleven to gamble. You can't just gamble at your house on your phone. That's a mistake. Tom cruise.

Look at him. Because he can't focus. He can't be worried about it. He's worried about his parlay. This is a constant thing with this man. That's an amazing thing. I already knew I'm not winning nothing. I'm looking at my notes that I got written down. Oh, you got. No, you got notes. All right. Yeah. What you got? You. Where are we going? Going on in the mind of the Jew. Oh, shit.

This is good. Here we go. He can't even get it out of his mouth, but I laugh. Here's what my notes say. Oh my God. Owen Hart football game. Oh, okay. I remember that. I know exactly what you're talking about. This dude was repelling down from the fucking rafters in. I think it was a college football. It was an army and a somebody else game. Yeah, yeah. Because he got halfway down and the shit just.

And he. Went hearted. Yeah, I knew exactly what he meant. I didn't see that. I saw that shit, man. And he seen the video of the guy falling. Yeah. Damn, Mike be looking up. All that fucking. Came across my feet that day. It happened there. You tap tap dog. You tapped in. He was up there. He's probably, like, halfway down. And then you see it just. And then. Shit, that was it.

Just straight down. And then, like, everybody surrounds them, but they keep the game going. They're like, they did the whole fucking thing. The national anthem, all that shit. Damn. That's like. All happened. I said they did it when I. When hard time TV. Wipe off the blood and get back to the wrestling. Then you got all of that from his notes. You are fluid. Oh, yeah. No, he's speaking that unit, though.

Yeah. We know Jimmy. Details. You ever needed all the details? That was. That was. It was the event. It was the place. It was the event. It was the description of what happened from start to finish. Army got. Oh, yeah. Are we got it down? Yeah. Owen Hardy. On regular team or on on TV type shit. Like in living Direct. Yeah. You didn't even have to pay per view for that preview.

Turn on NBC, right? Or whatever. You know, but there's a lot of details. And that's why I know, is they got to stop with the repelling shit. Somebody every couple of decades. Would do. Get caught up on the fucking jumbotron when they parachute it in. Oh, I saw that. He came. Got Virginia. Game, I think. Right? Yeah. He was talking about your college. They do that for more games. When I went down to Carolina joint, they had the cats come in.

They do it every damn game even. That they do a lot of shit at college. I'm back in the day when that one. Dudes on the scaffold taking pictures or not scaffold, but on the lift and the lift tipped over on his ass. He died. He just. Because. Me doing too much, man. Just play the game. Yeah. I'm with you there. Quit all the bullshit. Stop making a spectacle of some nonsense at halftime.

They get. That's before the game started. That's pre-game bullshit. Ain't nobody paying attention. Then here's the next one. Okay, we got more, Three words. Elon Musk. Delorean. Flying car. Yep. What do you want. Me to fly a car? Yeah. And it's not even flying. It's really just falling down. Yeah, man. Of all things the fucking have now. That. Like, jet smoke or whatever, it's blowing out of there. Like using some sort of retro thrusters or some such.

It's definitely got little jet ports. Whatever. That's like. That's like Iron Man, Dolph. That's on that Iron Man man. I still think it was a fucking AI. I have no is. If I got that shit, I should be able to hit jumps in that car and come down without smashing my shit up. Yeah. You ain't Dukes of Hazzard. No. That's what I need to be able to do. I need a Dukes of Hazzard without a.

You know. How many general is. They fucked up? Oh, yeah. They did. Them all. Yeah. All of them are fucked up. That's why those cars are so valuable these days. Like, man, fuck that or. Fall guy in the Bronco. Oh. Well, see, he had enough clearance. Bronco. You can hop a little. Yeah. You can. You got a little. Hot, but shit. It's gonna rub, but you got a little off. You know what I'm saying? Something to catch. See?

But that looks to me like you could Dukes of Hazzard and come down smooth and just keep rocking. And if they can sell me a Tesla like that, I still don't want it. But it's gonna be too heavy. I'm. I'm more. Go fuck up on you. They're dangerous traps, man. Traps. I don't trust them. I don't trust one at all. Like. What are we even talking about? I don't trust it at all.

It's going to be $200,000. If it's. Going to shoot across the air for maybe about. You got. One eight of them. On one hit, and then another mile or so to go before everything's toast. Your whole shit's dead. Yeah. You better be jumping into. How you recharge the the the pulse, the booster. I would hope that it's an electrically powered, compressed air thing. It's going to provide. You with me. Where? The air coming out of the corners, where you need them. Nah.

I'm hoping. It's really. It's all bullshit. Like, if I can't hop this, like it's some bullshit. But, you know, you can come down too hard in a Tesla. Crack that motherfucker catching on fire. Not being able to open the chest. Fry in that bitch like. Little fry. You go straight, just melt that that that. He's going to be too hot. You mean nothing. Like. We found. Like it looks like you had a ring on.

And maybe some earrings. They might do some shit. Say, oh, we found the passport. Yeah, yeah, the passport might be fine. If the. Passport passports survive. Fire! Fuel. No big deal. Yeah. No problem. Jet fuel? The same. Think about how much you would pay in insurance to have a. A hopping test. Yeah. A lot. But, I mean, they they wouldn't even think about it. It's never going to be legal. If I got Tesla hopping money.

I worried about insurance, bitch. What do. You have that. I'm like. I'm out here. Doing my thing. I got money for whatever happens. I got money for days. That man, I got yacht for you to tear down that bridge for. I get my yacht out money. I'm like Jordan for throwing money at the FBI. Money? Don't waste it on it like that. Yeah. It is. Yeah. They do. Once they got real money like that.

What you got, Elon Musk money? You can buy cars to fly and not paying assurance on them and just flip them and do all kinds of dumb shit. Exist at this point probably at one. And like you said, it might have been AI. That's what I'm saying. It's got to be a. I don't know, we didn't take all those pictures with the jute that are on there for albums covers now. You know what I'm saying? That shit.

Yeah, I don't know. It could be real. I don't know. I ain't fucking with it. Do right now. Yeah. You don't. You don't have to worry about it now. Yeah. Way more shit out here to fucking worry about Elon's retarded ass slash intelligent ass. Thing going to distract us from all. Oh, okay. You never go get this one youth parlay. I heard this on the radio. A youth parlay. Youth part like. This is the fight club.

The youth fight club. It was happening today, kid. What am I? Am I betting on under age? One of those. Sporting event or something? Yeah. Oh, you talking about? You ain't you? You can bet on a you. They were betting in the in this respect each other. I could see that shit. Ain't you Joe. And then they started fighting. And then all the kids started fighting. I could see that. Pretty sure it wasn't even Florida, either.

You see why all this gambling either? I was thinking that's exactly. What. I was thinking. I was thinking Baltimore, but, you. Know, no call Pepper. I could see corporate producers like that. Yeah. Because every one of them kids are going to college. Scholarship? Yeah. I mean, for whatever they touch. With the kids out here. Boy, they be talking about drafting them to different teams and shit. Like, we're going to get rid of this kid.

We're going to draft this kid from this team, like, to their children. They are not in a fucking hell. They're not getting paid. If you ain't got any kind of letter by sophomore, you paying for your own way in football? College, basically. Yeah. I mean, like, if you if you were a 10th grade in football, playing football in, in high school and you ain't got no letter, nobody said. They got their own little family.

Throw the ball for me type shit. They they don't want your ass. Definitely by junior. Yeah. If you're not seeing that by junior. But I do for sure. If you don't start your junior and you ain't, you see no kind of eligibility for, like, theoretically their scouts in every high school for sure. They're running their scouts. Fine. Have my first 85 to 80 5 to 7 over here and I. Yeah. Let me go to.

Yeah. That's too much money. They got Al Bundy playing over here. Fucking down the street down. Blue chips when they found. Yes. That is that. Real shit. We got this dude. How come nobody ever heard. Of fucking. Like, because he ain't a school track. Now, what's his name? What's his S.A.T.? He never took the. Never took him. Yeah. Well, yeah. My big baby boy in life. They track him down, down there.

She goes around. But you got to be. I mean, and I need. Motherfuckers are doing that. You know what I mean? If they got fed dual for the fuck are you doing? I can see how serious that getting. Put it back in the. Game for the stand out of him that they're like, put that kid in the game. I got him going another ten yards. Take him out now. Running five yards in the next 20 minutes man.

Give the ball the 22. I need five more years. Oh fuck are you doing. No telling you, dog. Its properties. Are not playing in y'all's leagues. That's a dangerous league right there. You bet. On a kid. God damn, man. Cuz you all the shit. The rest will get it to man. All the major parents when they really realize their kid sucks. You know what I mean? They're losing all this money on top of their kids sucking, but think their kid done something?

No. Touchdown. Junior a bitch. Yeah, a problem. You get home. Goddamn it! Little rookie, you were supposed to get two touchdowns. Ricky did not tell you I had you on two touchdowns. You score one. But get. That motherfucking ball. You take that ball and the fuck it. Coach took me out after. I fuck with your coach at you. Get back in there. You get that motherfucking ball. But, dad, how am I supposed to get back in the game?

You shut the fuck up and you take it, goddamn it! Yeah? How much? Stop hitting me, dad. How strong were his? Hired me two. That's all. Topic. How strong with those gummies you gave me? Shouldn't have been too much. 5 to 10. How'd they fuck you up? How'd you do? Well, I ain't really done yet. You scared of brought him? I came to cook a chunk of the cake, and I was.

He felt that I was all right. Yeah, I was handling, you know what I mean? I wasn't really off the rocker, and I'm like, damn, I know, I think three of them off, but I didn't know what they was. You just popped them. Yeah. Before we come for, I come down here. All right. So the second sugar. Yeah. Just three of them then. 5 or 10 there. Oh. Oh, well, I got to take more. Yeah. No.

And the gummies ain't nothing. Especially by compared to that bunk, that bundt cake. That bun cake. I had a couple of nice little chunks and I just sat there for like six hours. I took the chunk out of it. I ain't touch since I forgot about the motherfucker stone counter. And put it in the fridge later. That shit in the fridge, it's gonna be toast. Make sure it ain't moldy. Yeah. Wow. That's better. I mean, that's just.

Wait a minute. I'll tell you what, man. A little bit right there. This is a little corner. The boat is better. I get a hit of penicillin on top, I get an antibiotic. And anybody that's happening to me happens. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly how it happened from jackass left. And I use counter. Make it good. I think there's enough weighed in at my I don't think the most confined to bro. Bro. You can taste.

You can taste the weed. That motherfucker ain't no. You know what you eating on. Ain't no. Yeah. That's it's not playing. It ain't no damn. This is, this is. I've had this before. Oh yeah I mean, I can taste it. I was a little bit a little bit higher. Maybe six hours. Kids can't get it. Six hours later I got off the couch. Six hours later, I got up off the couch and I burped and I could taste it.

And I was like, whoa. And then I had, I don't know, some crackers or some shit. I was hungry, you know what I mean? And then I went and laid down in bed and boy, Alice loosening good. Look how loose, motherfucker, trying to tell you. Close my eyes. It looked like Mario. Like Mario mixed with the Space Invaders. Oh, there you go. Live action dog. I was having a gun. Mortem gummies.

I'm gonna give you a little bit to live and give us there all you want. Some? Okay. Don't. Don't want a good time. I've been slacking, man. I got because I got, like, 2 or 3 packs of gummies I bought from Beyond the Low that I still don't even open yet. But that was. My first kind of give me a headache. Man coming down. I don't I don't trust, I don't trust him.

I don't really unless like it's someone I know or they're from California or somewhere that has decades of experience because like every state is sort of making it up as they go beyond hello. I don't trust their processes on making gummies, you know, I don't trust them. I don't really. They they they aren't that great. Their corporation with poor reviews on you on indeed. Like if you look at the jobs they're offering, it's a company called juicy like JUSI like the Jew would start.

I was going to say, did you start up company? No, he started a sushi company. Right. That's what I. She she come on over here. They got a kind appointed roll. I got a unit roll, I got, I got hot shit. What you need but like you do. Yeah. You need the one catching the first call. That's all over again. Fresh call. Juicy. The best business is here. That's going on a t shirt for certain.

Yeah, yeah. You want some fresh cut? Juicy. Oh, man. Do it. Sure. And I got. Oh, no. You had a shirt idea or you got a new shot. Another one. It's amazing. It's amazing. The Jew. You got it. You got a lot of good shirts. You know, that's what made a couple of those album covers. You got some shirts on that are really, really live. This shirt is very offensive. That's what.

This is. The best said. Oh called the defense. Yeah. It was to say worked like a Mexican stack. Like a Jew. Oh. I got that. He said, I got that. I got that. She said, look at this shirt. I said. Bottom, she ran. All right. Click. It's already on the front porch. I know he was gone. I was gonna buy it if I showed it to you. I said, this is on the way. What are you talking about?

Like this baby, right? You think. I'm getting a t shirt? Lisa went right. Shit. I've been waiting to see Lisa. We got a special gift for it. It came from the glass. The glass blowing. Kyle had this perfect marble. That's just for Lisa. Oh, yeah. She's got to show up before we can get into that here. But she did. She got that banker schedule, so she does have to work tomorrow and holiday.

She got a lot going on with her. Fucking with the children's there. Yeah. Right on. We'll shout out we don't need to put it out there. He kind of all one. They all are they. And that what teenagers do. Yeah. When they get. Their they get on one. Yeah. But yeah. But yeah. Shout out to Lisa. Yep yep yep yep. She might be here. Oh I don't know if she coming up or I'm going down next weekend.

I might be going down but it's Halloween. Halloween the Richmond. Oh they're trying to put. A wide open. Trying to make us do a costume thing at work. I'm like man trippin, man. All I dressing up at work. That's the joys of being this big. Like making me get dressed up for nothing. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm glad I can't have to do no dumb shit like that. Because I can't wear any of that shit.

Fucking trouble. My mother fucking clown mask to pump your gas. You see this big black motherfucker outside and fucking full burner costume? They're getting worried. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a ball fucking. What's the truck number? Yeah. Now we're. We're we're good. Don't worry. He's a weirdo. Yeah. Fucking over week was great. I can't complain, I went back pretty quick. Hopefully I can get maybe one more. Maybe two more weekends. You know what I'm saying? Before they start the weekends.

They start making you weekend. Try to get it in. Got the new guy. He's almost done with his training. Oh, you working on the weekend? Yeah. No. Not yet. Oh. It's coming. He will be. At least a couple of months. Yeah, it's coming, but all that. Yeah, yeah. The weather, the weather's been treating me good so far has been 70. Like they telling about next week's going to be 70 on the next weekend.

So I'm like, all right. Well you got that. That terrible shit. You got to turn up in the snow if there's snow. Yeah. You gotta be out there in the snow. They're in that shit. That's fucking wack is fuck. Yeah, that sucks. But like, I'm memorizing the ropes. They got me on down, so I'm like, all right, I know what road is going to be fucked up. Trying to utilize the chat to help me get more like clips and things like that quicker.

Yeah, I do like the little clip that you sent that you got it fixed up to where we were able to put that on that joint. Man, that joint work. I like that if we can, I'm trying to figure out how to post it now like I used to back in the day, just directly to my shit. I don't think they let you on Instagram do it like that anymore. Yeah, I bet they they won't. You know what I mean?

You can repost, but yeah, that's about it. Yeah. It doesn't let you put it on your page or whatever. Yeah I've been trying to get it to go there, but I, I'll figure out a way. I'll make it work some kind of way. You get the copy thing from back in the day. You might be. I tried that. Nah, nah, they stopped that copy shit. Because I've tried that. You set your account up like that business.

They have two different ones. A personal one in the business one. Okay. And if it's your business, one, you should be able to post whatever you want. All right. I think. All right, I'm right now. Could be. It could be. Let's just say it could be wrong. But yeah there's ways to do stuff. But like a lot of it is a pain in the ass. That's why I've been happy to have, like, a AI assistant.

And I was listening to somebody talk about, like, how you supposed to use AI is like an assistant. And I'm like, well, that's what I'm trying to do. Because, like, it does stuff in like three minutes that would take me 20. And that's how I did that problem. I would. You said that I was I just copy and paste it into the chat. And I put it in there and it said, you need to word it like this.

I'm like, well, let me see if I can send this to Mason and see what comes up with. And it did a great job. Nailed it pretty good. That motherfucker dead wrong. It did what you like. Yeah. Like goes up because he asked me to put him in a suit. I said I showed. It to him saying, he goes, oh, you I look skinny. I said, not breasted. Taylor, y'all listen to me.

That's the first thing out of my mouth. Was like. Can you imagine your life infused this small? Could you imagine. He would be the transport? We know he'd be kicking motherfuckers in the face. All that shit. Yeah, yeah. He he'd be standing on the side of the screen, take off. My fucking suit and get covered in fucking all and fighting. He would. He would take his tie and wrap it around his wrist.

Not there. Hell, no. He ain't no shit around here, man. Look like rotisserie chicken, man. Glistening like a wonderful shining in the sun. Shining. Christmas meatball up the crack. Thank you. Then you made it weird. It's what he does. It takes it to one. Y'all. Do y'all use free or. Do I pay it 20. A month? I'm doing a free verse. That's why I come. He was able to make it. Yeah.

20 a month gets a decent assistance program. I'm not sure because like the thing is, I'm trying to figure out how to, like, how to work it because sometimes it just fucks up. I'm gonna like do this and it does it real cheap. It looks like some bullshit I would do in like fifth grade you know. And I'm like what are you fucking like this is how the fuck you come up with that. Like you make this and then you make this.

Like the shit is so contrasting. Yeah. You know. So you got to look at it because it's not. Can't just trust. It because people just put it in one prompt and then copy and paste it. And that's the final product. And you should double check that. Well, and I was watching videos where people were talking about ways to prompt it to make it more human like. And I've been trying to work that in.

It's like just as I go with it. I'm just trying to like, come up with better ways to use it or understand it. And I mean, it's definitely helping me get stuff done. I could use like more assistance, I could use more AI assists and say, hey, could you make this video? Here's the raw shit, here's how I like it to look like. I don't know if I could task. It would be really cool if Vermeer Pro would let me task it with just, you know, making the video.

You see how I make the video, here's the raw stuff. Make the video like I've been making it the same for fucking however many episodes now 300 or some shit where like we went to split screen when everybody's on screen. Fuck yeah. Like I used to do the multi-camera bouncing around, and that was fun. And I was trying to learn how to do it, and it was interesting to me. And at some point I was like, you know what?

I'm done. Like, I've learned what I wanted to learn. I understand what I understand. Now, let's just put this bitch, like, here, everybody's visible. And then if I want to make clips, I can make clips and everything's there if I need it to be like, I don't know, it's a it's coming along. But yeah, I'm happy with you. I already gave you the kudos. This used to be a much more rickety ship than it used to be.

It is. Not anymore. Yeah, yeah, between the Jews, new house. And there's a couple of new pieces here to the setup. Yeah, don't come up. Hey, I got one for y'all because I saw this. I don't know if it's true, and I ain't going down the rabbit hole, but it says Caitlyn Jenner says she's transitioning back into a man. Oh, no. He said, oh. Hell yeah. So here's. What. Remember last episode?

I said, man, when you got the Audi to the any, can you take any back to one Audi? But did she do the surgery? I don't think she did, but I'm just saying if a motherfucker. Is more helpful, beneficial for the transition to not to keep the dick all time. I mean, did that. I don't know what. I don't know what they did, but at this point. Nothing fucking weird, nothing more appropriate to say.

Come in. Jarring the cabinet. You don't know. I mean, yeah, just on standby. For now. Behind ya. I don't think frozen. I don't think you can pull it back out in ice now, because remember we were talking about how they make it. It's from an Audi. It becomes an any. Yeah. They utilize the same parts. You just repurposed it. If you caught it. Right. What do we call it. If you can't ride the couch.

Right. Okay. The whole thing or like. If you cut it off corduroy, is it right? That's the point. You're not cutting it off. They do the surgery, they reuse it, they convert it. I just fold it in. Yeah, they like, cut it off. The suction. You just plunge that bitch back out, then what the problem is, and then, you know. Because it's supposedly. But then you have to split it to re tie up the veins in the, in the, in all the good shit and all the other shit.

Then you know what I would think to make it work. And then I went back. I don't know, bro. Where'd you find that Mike? Is that just like one bullet that. They came on a meme? Yeah. And I was like, all right, let me just see. In theory what? Rain or not, Baba, Baba. This should put back. On. The stream fresh, though. Yeah, but still, you can't just cut right below. But that was the attachment.

Not of removal and a repurpose of. Yeah. You repurpose your area. That's what you did it. They don't remove it. They just took it. But yeah, you just plunge. You just take the plunger. Pop that bitch back on out right now on there with little. Breaking. Down there. Yeah. Plunger. Pleasure, pleasure. Like a Honda, man. You know, just that thing.

Like, really packing. You ain't going to want pop. But if he's got, like, average cock. Yeah, I'm sure you can just. Fucking say put this in because I want any. Yeah. I mean, I think if you got John Comb, you go you you. But that's not any. You can't drop them talking any bro semen. You know what I'm saying? Because that's too much. That's all up in here. With the John Hancock.

Ain't trying to get rid of it. That's what that's that's what I'm saying now. But it's talking that bitch and he gonna be with the organs and shit, man. I was just gonna grow kind of in with, like, pipe and vines, you know what I mean?

So what you're saying is there's a certain size dick that can be turned into a vagina most effectively. I would, I would imagine otherwise. They're either too big or too small. There's too much dick there. I would imagine I would imagine you would probably. I mean, I think they would need at least 7 or 8in of cock to work with. I did not. Make some. Of it. If they do a two.

Year deal with like a five dick, they ain't making much work with five inch material, you know what I'm saying? So that's the problem with the whole scenario. So that Pauly Shore. As was Graham, is the question. What's really necessary is like a machine similar to what the dude went through in the fly. But you go in one side as you want, as you were, and then you come out how as you want to be. You know what I'm saying?

For full breakdown of transference of everything from from one vessel to another. I don't know what all this talk made me think of this. What are you thinking of? Is this on YouTube? This post on the ground. Wait. What is a woman with a baby? Right. And she's having a baby picture in her announcement for four inches with a night. Okay, that makes sense. And she's holding the baby, and they put some mean writing on it and said four inches went in and 19 came out.

That makes sense. She's holding her baby. Damn. I mean, yeah, don't take much. All the takes us to come. Look at this, man. Okay then. Jaden. Okay, then. God damn it, man. Fucking hell. Oh, people need to read more. You ain't. Like Cain. And so they name the baby. Oh, Caden. Jaden. And they call him OJ. Is it? Oh, no. Is it like, oh, KAYDE okay. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly what you said.

Hint. Believe it, I'm not surprised. Good boy. Little. Okay, then. I mean, you better call him OJ. Kombucha. Shit. Motherfuckers gonna be like, what is that for? All you gonna be like, nah. Okay. Danielle okay, then what the fuck is okay? Didn't. That's what my mama said was some of that is dick. That's what. Okay. Damn. Oh, shit. That's what they might as well living in Wild Pine. Yeah. Welcome back. We do this every week.

Damn it. I was listening to some past episodes, when my sister was on here talking about the apple picking festival. Yeah, yeah, when you got lost, apparently. Yeah. I mean, you're lost. We just got find. Exactly. You can check my gram. The second post on there is me at the Apple Picking Festival. I had a great time. The boys had a great time. My sister just made it a big deal out of having aunt nephew time at this event.

And so my kids got disappointed when we got there and we never found. The nephew. Time just didn't have exactly. But nobody's fault. There ain't no signal out here what you want to do? Yeah, you you can't get in touch with. No wildest part about all of it is we got on a hayride, and the hayride takes you all up through the farm and over the mountains. Everywhere you get to the top of this little bit of a peak, and all of a sudden everybody's phone goes off because we all got signal at the same time.

Everybody's got 20 messages just going on. Didn't have enough time to return on any of them, but, Hey, well. That's a testament. I can't believe there's still places in this planet where you can't get signal. Yeah, but, yeah, there's a flying car. Like. I know it seems like bullshit. Yeah, we went to the moon and everybody saw it on TV. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We can't. We can't get in touch with the zoom call.

The Roanoke. Yeah. Exactly what I'm saying. Exactly. Live broadcast from the moon in 1969. You didn't know. I pull out of here and go down to 11 a Kate, keep a phone call going. Come on, man. Yeah, right. Right right right right. You know, we try not to be a conspiracy podcast most of the time, but we get there, man. That's what happens because we. Don't have deep into these joys, babe.

Because if you're trying to understand why about anything, eventually you're going to end up somewhere where you go. Is this for real? Yeah. Yeah. Like. Everything sounds so unbelievable. Everything. I still don't understand how Donald Trump is president. That's. It boggles my goddamn. Because they run people like Kamala Harris against. Even that. Even even if not candidates of all time. And then you have to sit there and choose from the world.

It's more than just a dirt like a douchebag and a fucking turd sandwich. Like, it's it's literally like, do you want us? Like we've always said, do you want us to kill you? I am a baseball bat down your throat or up your ass, because one way or another, you're going to take this fucking baseball bat. That's what I listen to. His song that he was pumping here three times in a row.

Did you rewind it on the show? No, no, no, kid played it for me. I got to that episode yet, but, I did. We listened to it three times in a row and I'm like. But it took me to a dark place because there's a part of that song where he's like, can we just get somebody for us? And no, no you can't. No, that's not going to scream. Even if they really are for you. We'll probably kill them eventually.

No you can't later, if you get somebody in there that's really disrupting the fucking. Kill him. Take it out. Out! We'll kill him and corrupt him. Yeah. Power does. Power corrupts absolutely. That's all it does. And that's why I don't call it a it's a chick AOC. AC I'm like, once you sit in there for a year, you had such ideals. Yes. You had such good plans. She was so full of bills.

Actually. She was just full of shit. I'm like, I think they kept it at $174,000 a year for all of them, all senators, all endorsements and the insider trading. Then how do you become millionaire? You you take money for speeches for places that you gave tax breaks. Lobbying and being lobbied and being robbed. That's right, that's right. In the lobby. They just blame them. But you got to blame the person in the lobby to go on in the first place.

That's the problem. It has been from day one. You going to expect people not to make money if they can't make money for whoever. But there used to be, like, regulations and, there was oversight committees and. I don't know, they were there, but I think a lot of it was show, there was a lot of books. It was because, like, I was just telling them on the way. Up here, it's just because.

I just finished reading reconstruction, you know what I mean? And that's just just for the 12 years after. The. Civil War. Yeah. Any construction era in the South. All that they were talking about in there was all based on like, okay, we all, everybody, slaves, poor people, all deserve the right to have land, education and the power to vote. But then the fear is, when we give these people this shit, they're going to fucking turn on all of us.

Yes, but look what we've gotten from it now. And we've still got a pile of shit. But it's still the same shit they do. The fear mongering still the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucking. The playbook is old. Yeah. We just. You just age out of it. That's all. This everybody. So you come through it like. It's like the age of awareness is where you are aware of it at a young age, but not that much.

And the older you get, the more you pay attention to, quicker you become aware of how much full of shit it is. Yeah. And then like, then you lose all faith in the possibility. That's what you got to look at the number turnouts, because it's not the people that showed up is the number you're looking at. You start looking at the people who ain't getting up, the ones that won't get off the couch because I don't believe in any of their city.

Do they have to believe anybody that believes in the fucking dumbass now? Yeah. There's no sleep. Yeah. For me. Fucking get me started. I get up in there dawn. We changed our. Whole man changes education system up with this Common Core bullshit. And it's just going to get to basic reading comprehension. Phonics comprehension. I didn't know. I needed to people to understand what they're reading. So when they read like, have you seen the videos that the dude goes on the street corners?

Anyways, can you read this? It's a sentence. It's a. Two simple sentence. So that was a kid that was around his going around to his classmates. And these are all graduating seniors. Yeah. And they couldn't spell silverware. I didn't know what a silhouette was. And all of those things. Do you know that they tried to expel that child? Because there's some rule in their handbook that says you're not supposed to. You can't expose how bad we are at our job, basically.

Well, look, I found out I found this out. I think it was last week that fucking the dude that created Hooked on Phonics was fucking. They probably killed his ass. The government sued him. They sued his ass. We can't have people aware. Yeah, that's the issue. We can't let you know. We got to make it demonize to know or ask questions. Either you cannot know and ask a question of motherfuckers to treat you like you're a heretic. Yeah.

And that's how these political parties be. And it's bullshit. Because that's. Because they're not interested in actual understanding or or fixing the problem. You're interested in the power and cajoling the population to vote for them over issues that they won't solve. And all they got to do is just make you mad and keep people divided. Because I've been reading so much history in black history that I'm fucking like doe. I'm in a deep rabbit hole with all this shit now.

Like I'm down in there. I don't think I'm coming out anytime soon, but I'm in it, you know what I mean? Mike's coming up in blackface, like. You say. But the thing that keeps popping up, though that really intrigues me, is one fucking name pops up in everything I've read thus far. Rothschilds keep popping up no matter what ever I've read the history, that name pops up every fucking time. I think they're like, I don't know what the Knights Templar became.

Yeah, something like that. Yeah, because I'm getting the book about these motherfuckers here soon. I got to read what. The Knights. Templar know the Rothschilds shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna read about the family that nobody seems to know too much about. Besides, they fuck up everything and own every fucking thing. Yeah, they. Run along with the other families out here. You say fuck up. You mean destroy? Yeah. Accident. You didn't accidentally.

Conquering the power. They destroyed. What? They. Not only the populace. I mean the whole fucking nine. Like they are entangled in every fucking bit all over the world. There is one of them somewhere in control of something. Or right next to the motherfucker that's controlling. The levers of power all over the world. All over the motherfucker. That's what they're people that control people through all sorts of different methods, and they've got different tiers and different branches that are all out there.

Fucking making sure things happen that they want them to happen. Because like I said, when the jungle out, that's the one that got me going down the rabbit hole. That's why Titanic sunk dog. Yeah. That's such a wild bullshit story. The Jekyll Island. Yeah. For people get together to decide the fate and create the central bank. Yeah. And then all the motherfuckers that were there, they're like, all right, now we got to keep somebody in.

So I'm gonna send my child over here to learn this. You stay over there with these motherfuckers. We're going to look like married and children into different families. Only they like this. People? They most people. That's why they say that the Titanic went down like 3 or 4 people that were that were against central Bank. Except for the new. That didn't happen to miss the boat. No, JP Morgan decided not to go in the last minute. And yeah, he was at the island.

He's one of the names. He's there. And he was bigger dog because he's the reason they were able to do that, because all those other rich folks that would have been adamantly against it. We're talking out of the picture. And they went out and right after that, World War one. Yeah. Interesting. There's no more room. Have we ever stopped having wars? Fuck, no. Once they figured out. What was that one? This is an industrial.

Wasn't that the boat that got hit by the sub. Lusitania making his nine? I was. Saying. Oh, yeah, but I'm saying. This one. Is a mouseover over this side right now. All over the net. All we. This motherfucker just learned about the fucking, the island. We told them about the island where they dressed up in the fucking house suits and like, he thought he was bullshitting. Oh, were they burned the the owl they.

Dressed up in the house. The fucking island. The thing. Oh, well, there's a number of things. Yeah. So much that is out there. Like the. What's the thing that Alex Jones went and recorded then? That's what I was talking about that. That thing. Yeah. And you thought. Never remember the name. He was like, y'all bullshit. We're like nah. Yeah. All the rich people out there burning the owl god and dancing around doing a, like, a mimic sacrifice.

Was bullshit. He's like, y'all making shit up now. Now y'all just making shit up for real. Be surprised by any of the shit that happens. You're not surprised? He just thinks that sometimes. Damn world, man. Yeah, no, we don't we don't make this stuff up. Like we might not remember it. Well, yeah. But you can always look it up by the name. Bullshit. It's hard to keep track of. And then that.

When Alex Jones recorded this whole event and it was like, I don't know all about it, but it was real. It's real. They do it every year. I hate it when that guy is right about things, though. But he's been right about a lot of stuff. I know that's what I'm saying. And I've. Been completely like, this is a this is what's wrong with this country and people just spouting nonsense or whatever.

And then he was right about a lot of things. But that's that's part of the problem is that they've made it so toxic to like people that they've. The bohemian. But he made he mean. Grove and Grove. Yeah, yeah. Grove kept floating up in my brain, but I couldn't think of the Bohemian Grove. We live in the rough times in the future. I know y'all don't like beyond hello, but that the fact that there's a dispensary and you can just go there like a shopping mall.

I mean, I. Go there, I just don't like it, but I still go there. Yeah. You have card. Yeah I don't. Have you ever tried no hip shit. But it's just going to be hemp. They don't sell. They can do that. I think they do edibles. I don't think it's hemp though. I'm not sure. I don't know, there's so much. Where. That one in town. Yeah. It's right there by Tropical Smoothie.

Well, didn't they just passed the thing about all the hemp products. Are banned? A lot of the products. Didn't that just. Happen like. Yeah it did. It's not good. They're fucking shit up. Virginia is really shitting the bed. Listen. They're trying. I'm not saying they ain't shit in the bed, but we're moving in the direction at least that I can stomach. You feel me? It doesn't have to be perfect. Let's just get it started and then fix it.

You're saying. I don't know, man. If a motherfucker can't go to jail for for 50 years and or go to prison for ten years, like in Texas, if you have a fucking gram of marijuana. Yes, yes. Wow. I'm saying. We definitely have better laws in that regard, but they still have not. Nobody's done anything to really make it right where the people that are in the, in the, in the country, in the state can exercise their rights openly where I want to be able to sell cannabis and prepay for tax stamps and do it at the fucking farmers market, if I can go and have a batch of weed

that passes a certain test, I should be able to go to the farmer's market and sell that shit, and I should be able to prepay for tax stamps. So if I buy $5 tax stamps for eighths, say, you know, when I got to buy like I want to sell three ounces in eighths, right? So I go down there and I get what is that going to be 24 tax stamps, five bucks a piece.

So I give like 700, however much money to the government immediately, just for the right to be able to go try to peddle my wares at the fucking farmers market. And anybody in the state all across the state that can pass whatever test with whatever cannabis they grow, should be able to go and prepay for some tax stamps and go down there and sell their shit wherever. That way it's not just being run by people in corporate structures that have big fucking money that way.

Any old Joe Schmo, white, black or whatever, anybody at any type can go out there, grow their weeds, sell their we'd make good, we'd make money on it and become more robust as a citizen because they don't have fucking broke. They don't want us to be able to pull ourselves out with something that's simple because, like, there's a lot of people that can go and make five, ten, $20,000 a year just from selling cannabis if they were legally allowed to do so.

And that would change the lives of people all across the state. And the state of Virginia has no intent of doing anything like that. Not at all. Everything they do is to give money to big corporations and take rights away from the small people in this country, in. This state. That is how the game is played. I know. It's bullshit. I hate it as well. I'm not. I don't disagree with what you're saying and those concepts are amazing.

You're going to have to run your own goddamn campaign if you want to do what I was talking about. His song was We Can't Have Nobody for us. I'm like, well, listen. Yeah, except for you. If you ready to get up and go to the campaign and go through all the the trials and tribulations that are you ready to have your life turned up around and your fucking kids tossed into the mix and used to get you?

I mean, that's that's what it is about, exposing yourself and people accepted. To the ugly machine. Yes, yes, that's why people don't do it, which I. Well, I can't imagine why they would. I don't understand how of all the ugly shit that Donald Trump has for getting elected, I'm like, but if you go, they go to persecute, you get ads for. Yeah, but I have nothing there as as evil or devilish as any of these people that are out there actually running.

I would agree with that. State, you know what. I mean? You got to look at what they are going to say about you. It'll be fucking true. It's all right here. I got a fucking documentary. Oh that's that that's the funny part. Like, the whole show is full of shit. They can go back and play that and it's going to be a sound bite after sound bite. What's your association with the when Andrew AK a G unit.

Be your best man. You. Said it would be a fun campaign, but you're gonna lose that. What you will not lose. You would lose. Lose. Let me get on all 50 states. Both of you, I would. I'm winning. Let me get on the ballot. With lose. They were like, man, what's your stance? You guys are are against people that are headed captain overnight. What is this crazy? Y'all know we want to get some big plays.

The embodiment of a powerful woman. Woman. She knows she looks good. You know. You don't have the right to withhold that dick. That's what we are here standing up for. Everybody can just. Be a fun campaign. That should be. Watch the shit out of that campaign. We for that campaign, we are losing hard.

My only one. If I get money, if I get proper funding, somehow I'm going to that I'm gonna look at how am I going to run for office if I don't get maximizing money for. God. That's the problem. Yeah, yeah. Well, we he said to be like, force it. But that's sort of what we've been doing for like ten years now almost. It's like I've been running this president every election cycle through the show.

So if I ever were to become like a viable candidate and they wanted to see how my views maybe have changed or whatever, the there's a whole wealth, things that they can consume and enlighten themselves as to how I do or don't feel about certain issues. Like hold on. You had a flare for on. Yes, because we want to understand everybody's fishing. I like to talk to people that I don't agree with.

I want to know what they have in their mind. That's right. How did you come to this conclusion? Can we have a conversation? That's how you work across the aisle. What the fuck did you give it here? Either I'm interested in working across the aisle so that we could actually come to compromises that do fix problems, instead of simply exacerbating those problems as things to get elected by. I want the legacy of Mason as president to be.

He came in and fixed some shit. It didn't give fuck about the consequences, and I could do it because I don't have kids. So that's something that they're going to be like, oh, you know, his children or out here smoking crack and driving around in the car like that may be, but damn my kids. You know, these kids are out here. Actually, for. My kids. That one that comes up in the campaign, he has a bastard child out here.

He has a bastard child by a hooker, and that bastard child is a cocaine addiction. And he be out riding in the car smoking crack suit his own pornos put him out in the streets. The boy is wild as shit. I'll be fucking. This is not his kid. That's not my kids. I, I still I love the idea, I just, I can't. Impending sense of doom is my. That's my jam. And I would love to watch you live under intense doom at all times.

And if I was elected president, I would alleviate the sense of doom, because I would have the fucking people from around the world coming and hanging out who would be like, oh, that's my dog. He's all right, you know what I'm saying? People would be cool. Z would be like, yo, man, we just squash the beef. I'll be like, yo, can we get in on this Belt Initiative dog and try to help you build bridges? Son?

What's the deal, yo, like, let's get down. Let's make the world a better place. Like, why would I not want to get along with other presidents and world leaders? And why would that be a bad thing? Look, I have genuine connection with these people. Not just some bullshit where we go. Oh, yeah, you know, we're going to quit fucking having subversive wars against each other. Well we're not. The ballroom that's on the Rose garden, you know what I mean?

Have a hell of a party, man. You're going to be cooking in the back. You know what I'm saying? Like, my secretary is whipping up some fine shit. I got you coming out. We have some fire up in this brisket. Get ready. Come out, man. That's right. We got. We got the weed and the charges. We got good weed. I got a joint roller. I got a blunt roller. I got Snoop Dogg's blunt roller on the Snoop.

Snoop's out here chilling. He brought his brought roller. If you want a blunt holler Snoop's blunt. Good to go. Telling you I have everybody there smoking. Chop it up here eat break bread and see. How can we find some commonality amongst the people. Yeah I'm saying I got my muscle brothers, my Christian brothers, my motherfucking Hindu brothers. We all here together. Kick it up. Let's kick it. Chop it up. What we got going on? What we do in the day.

All right, let's let's start this one problem at a time. I forgot you're all legalize drugs to on your campaign trail. Everybody got to clean drugs. I mean, nice, nice. I stepped on drugs. He's. Drugs ain't gonna kill you. We don't have that part of the relationship. Time to do a campaign for president every election. Reelection is what, 2020? We're going to Holland. The cartels do what the cartels pay. Check this out.

We're going to get a lab set up to make sure you're pure 2020. I offered you a clear vision in 2024. I continued to bring the best ideas that you could possibly need. And here in 2028, once again, I'm ready to be your president. Vote for me to put you down like we got this shit. We know how to fix all this shit. I got plans for a press secretary. I got plans for, like, you know, Mike's will be in.

I'm not even sure what sort of I can be vice president and education. I could be part of all kinds of like, you definitely run as my VP for Mason and Mike ticket in 2028. Kill the game. Coming with it. I mean, I'll fundraise for you, but.

The silent party I just need to turn it into. An alternative party. Nothing. That's exactly what needs to happen with more parties. I want everybody who ever thought that two parties was going to be enough for the silly thought. You can't get two people to agree on anything. That's why I go back to like, the American Revolution. They got 13 colonies to agree on the same thing. How do you do that? Really?

It was was a vocal minority, like it always is. Yeah, yeah, it was a vocal, adamant minority that was willing to throw down a lot of oppression. It was also going, you know, taxes and all the people losing money. Things happen at the same time. Anybody that had something was getting what they considered a big bite taken out of it by somebody that had no business and taking a bite out of it.

Yeah. And the problem is everybody has now accepted that, you know, oh, you deserved a big bite government, because you do so good with all the money you take. Like that is such bullshit. You know you don't do good. So fuck you, man. And see, that's where the apple come in for the taxes. I want to if I got to pay taxes, I'm all right. You know what? I want to put my taxes towards this, this and this.

And if I don't see shit improving in infrastructure or schooling, then my taxes will not go to that. I'm going to put my taxes to this, this and this to see if I see I like that where the populace gets to decide where the money gets spent by directing their own tax dollars. Exactly. If you're going to take this shit, take five. It's just going to go. But you're going to put 100 here.

Hundred and 100 there. Boom. You know, I pay my taxes. Ever seen a pay stub from outside of this country? No. It's an itemized receipt of where your dollars are going. If you go to France and see a pay stub, they tell you how much is going to defense, how much is going to infrastructure, how much is going to whatever to whatever to whatever in your whole life. The American government, a never one point said, yeah, we'll tell you where we're spending this.

Freedom of Information Act, you can you can request let's start there where that's a regular thing. Where you going to take the money. You want the money from me? I'll give you the money. You're going to have to at least tell me where it's. That's why I say that's why we got the app. This is how we get a think tank. No, this is what you call a think tank. Can you see the war?

We would have been telling this man. This is it. It'd be just like this. Just like this. This is the war room. Can you help me? Wouldn't you rather your government having conversations like this instead of whatever the fuck there? I we do all the greatest things. Everything's the best. Yeah, best ever seen. Not going to get any better than what I call it. Fuck the war room now. Yeah, we're having the peace pipe room.

Peace. Up here. Five room. Yeah, a first administration. Administration. We're having no war room. We're having a peace pipe room. And we're going to be getting together. We can be zoom calling motherfuckers while we're high. What's up with that? Oscar was. I just didn't get it together. So I'm saying I'm have me on the on the same time. Was that going to be like, Putin's going to be like, what's up? And he's going to be like, what's up?

I did not know. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh, did you see that? They think Kim Gordon dead. Yeah. Yeah I've heard he's dead. Yeah. And his sister takes a rocket man is little Rocket man is going. Can't wait. I can't wait to see that rocket sister. I like sisters, she's very beautiful. I grabbed her, she was about the pussy. If she was here, I should make her. She'd love me. I'd be the greatest thing she'd ever had. Yeah.

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