THE MASON AND FRIENDS SHOW
EPISODE 1078 — TRANSCRIPT

Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,078th time, it is Featuring that dude called Lisa's Booze. Show. Really? And show. Is a man. Michael is Michelle. As I. Designed for Michael. I don't like I don't like where the show. It's a man. As well as you.

Jesus, Lisa a Jew. Boo! No. Yeah. The lady. Called Lisa. Eating crouton stepped in my own homemade ranch. Yep. That's what it is. Homemade ranch. You literally just put some water on that. Really? She added pepper? Oh, yeah. Pepper in there. I think. She puts. In a little salt. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mason. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. You got to hold the button down. If it's not an on off. Sorry. How can I. How can I eat and mute myself at the same time?

You would have to, like, sit there with it. Foot on it. I guess you could do that. Maybe keep your foot on the floor and use part of your foot. I don't know. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Lisa. Changing the game. Coming on board to Rickety Ship today and moving the mute button to the floor. I use mine on the floor, but mines it on off. It's a different rig, but, you know, welcome back to the Mason and French show. We're here live and full effect on a Friday morning episode. We've been dropping episodes on Tuesday and Friday at the 420 in the a m. That's just. Russia's here for you.

One Mohegan Big Mike is a hit the winter season for his job, so we'll see if we see him anytime in the next couple of months. But for now, we're doing us. We're doing our thing. Shout out big Mike. He might just be doing some CIA sort of operation. Would you mind. There be a day that he could come? I don't think so, because I feel like he's working every day except Sundays sometimes. And so the Sundays that he gets off, he's going to want to hang out with his family because Mike's a family man. If he gets a couple of days, he usually would come hang out with us. But if he's. Working Saturday

on call Saturday and Sunday, I thought he was gonna call something. Yeah, he might actually be working. I'm not sure. Sorry, I don't remember. I don't listen much. But he seemed. To be. He seemed to be thinking that he wasn't going to be around much for the next few months. So hopefully we'll get to see him more than a couple of times. Or more than none. But you know, don't forget. Reach out to big Mike on the Graham, send him something nasty, you know, send him a picture. He's going to be a lot less busy now than it will be in the month, when it's actually real cool. Yeah. With motherfuckers really need heat type shit.

Yeah, yeah, you know what. I mean? They really start running out. Yeah. Like this could be at 50 at night. That ain't so bad when it's going to be like 14, because, you know. Yeah. Another couple of, like another month or two. It's going to be very unpleasant out. Very, very unpleasant. But I don't know I don't want to be too bad. I was like working on my car because, was coming down the interstate, getting off the exit, and, all the lights turned out and then it turned back on. So it was pretty bad. It wasn't good. It wasn't as bad as it could have been. Like the whole car didn't shut off. But definitely.

Your lights went out. Everything sort of blinked out. It wasn't clear. It wasn't cool. Well, cause that like a short in the battery or something. Oh. I'm leaning on alternator at this point because I've been having issues with, like, vibrations. And the last few days the lights started dimming, you know, and flickering. I think the alternator. Maybe I may put a couple extra grounds on it, but. So I got a few pieces and started pulling apart. And it's a little more of a job than I wanted to that I was prepared to deal with this weekend because I tried to scramble and get all the parts I needed, and then I realized I probably need a couple of more items. Since I'm as far into this as I am, I need to do a couple of things.

There's a lot of stuff there that can be, you know, changed out. So, you know, like I said, this car is like the, the car from Ghostbusters that needed everything, but. It's still a good car. I mean, that's what happens when you, you know, nowadays, if you buy something under eight grand. Yeah, you have to damn to rebuild the whole fucking thing. But you don't get a good car out of. It's literally what I'm doing. I had to rebuild them. Although I keep replacing components and replacing components, and it keeps getting better and better and better, and it's satisfaction in a lot of ways. But at the same time, it's like, oh, good God, can I just fucking have this thing? Stop fucking falling apart.

Let me turn the corner. Come on. Just let me turn this corner. Yeah, man, I got lucky when I bought a marker. It was older, you know? I mean, it was no. Eight, I think. So it was 17 years old, but they didn't have it 80,000 miles on it. Yeah, that's. Not bad. In 1880, that thing ain't been warmed up yet. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's there's something of that I. Had to do, like tires and sharks, you know, basically just just sitting around too long, you know, because 17 year old car someone we have 8000 miles on that, but you know what I mean? Yeah. No, that's a good move.

But there's definitely a I could have gone that route in certain vehicles. But I wanted, you know, stick shift stuff. Sportier. Yeah. But I, you know, I can't go as full. I can't go as full working man as a as the cars you drive, Mr. Unit, you've always been a step ahead of me in that curve. I mean, I got my truck, so. But I had a car, man. But. Dude, you're. You're Juba. When I have a car with a stick, that's when I got to do all my city driving and shit, and then that's. It sucks. Well, you were when you had the Juba roux. That was the only time I really felt like you had a car that, like, you enjoyed driving.

Like I enjoyed driving a car. The Jubilee. I don't feel like you have that same. I like my white Sentra. Okay. I have one of them little SER Jones. Yeah. When I'm a little five speed centrist. I like driving that little fucker. Like you with a stick shift. Is having more fun than you without a stick shift. Seems to me. Yeah. I'm grabbing gears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You work it and it's something to do, you know, I mean, I just do it just because it's kind of like something to do, you know what I mean?

I, I fell, I fall asleep a lot less. In my. Shift cars than I have in my automatic cars. Yeah, I'm saying so. That's why I like them too. Because it's engaging. Yeah. I'm like. You're driving. You're moving that fucking car. Yeah, I'm making decisions. My decisions affect the way the. Car that ain't moving unless you make it. Thank you. So. But. But I don't like. I definitely don't like it in the city. No driving in. I think that you you probably drive the cars faster when you have a stick shift and you're already like, oh yeah, I'm.

I'm definitely in more racing mode with a stick shift, right? Right. Because you pissed me off. I'm dropping in third until you're going around your house popping off. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, Lisa, the first time I wrote, which is for. He had the Honda back in the day, right? I see, and he used to say, man, Honda got the guns and then he. And he would drive that fucker like, fastest shit. And I remember riding in the car, but we're like smoking a blunt. It's like fucking 2:00 on a Saturday or some shit, you know what I mean? In the afternoon with riding around, smoking a blunt. And not only are we smoking a blunt, just drive fast as fuck. I'm like, what are you. What are you doing, dude?

That's how you drive. Why? Why are we driving so fast? I said, what are we, late? And he was like, man, I got the guns. Yeah, that was that was the line. Yeah. When a man. Driving mace. When a man shows you who he is, believe him. Oh I do. How is the Jew being his true self? Yeah, I know I was. I was. Wearing crazy, crazy motherfucker. You remember when we went to that concert and he drove behind the safety hazard car for, like, ever on fucking 66? Was it 66 or was it 95? I don't know. We were coming home with that. That's when I drove into the incident. You remember Mason? You were in the car with us. Know that?

That was when I took the express lane. Yeah, I. Just told him the express lane through the through the thing. Yeah. Nobody else was in the express lane because it was a hazard. They had blocked it off. But he. Well, that's. That's how. It is. The hazard truck and just road behind the hazard truck. Like he was following this motherfucker. Like he was going to the emergency. Babe, you don't remember you. Lot, but I don't know if that was the time. You guys were. I'm remembering it. You guys were both there. Well, if.

Swerved over between the cones. Yeah, I remember going between the. Wait. Maybe I don't remember him following the safety car, but that's a good that's a Jew unit move. I would believe that. An ambulance is pretty. Right. And then. We just swerved over and he started falling behind the safety car. And then we got up towards something, and then he went and pulled into the. Yes. The express line. We got to the emergency. Through. The barrier and he went through the fucking car. Right. He like between the cones and the white fucking like things.

The things that are supposed to keep us out of the express lanes. Yes, but that's that speed that you had. That nice skinny car we squeezes right on through. But just clip one. So I'm just saying that was like, that was probably the most illegal shit I've ever seen. This and that. Nothing, nothing that ain't not had. Been kind of a cloth. Yeah, yeah. This dude be doing it. He said, nah. Nah. Nah. We were getting it, man. We were getting through there that day. Thank you.

I was getting through everything. We moving. But yeah, I don't remember him doing that with the safety vehicle, but that makes sense. You were trying to. We were all a little toasty. Where were we? Where we come. Back from? From that, like, What's it the. Was it the cannabis festival? No. Was it the like the the comedy show with Mike ups, maybe. Which would have been absolutely the kind of time that you would do something like that because he'd be like, fuck the world, man.

Mike Epps ain't even show up. Motherfucker, man. Dump motherfuckers. Terrible seats. Yeah, like, not even, like location bad. Just bad seats. Like, actual physical seats are horrible. Yeah, like like sick. And I'm like, yo, I can't do this. I want to go get a sandwich. We walked around a lot. We did. We walked with Big Steve for a while. Biggie. What a weird. That was a weird event. It was. Nothing like what I thought it was going to be.

It was supposed to be for your birthday, right? Yeah. But I mean, the event was nothing like I thought. I thought it was supposed to be. Not as advertised. Yeah. They got him in with Mike Epps. Yeah. And then Mike Epps was gone because he had to go to the boxing match. Fabulous. Who t mama outfits though. It was so many. Yeah. Good hoochie mama outfit. You remember that? Did y'all see a lot of hos dressed up like hos down in the Halloween in Richmond? So not too many of them. Not too many dressed up once. Not too many for them all being under 25.

We didn't go into any of the clubs. Like if we had gone into like the nightclubs, we would have seen. A oh my God, man. We went into one cafe and there wasn't that many. There was only a couple. There was no way we were. But we weren't going to stand in line for 45 minutes to like, get into these places. We didn't even have costumes on. Like, yeah. Club would have been ridiculous though. Yeah. We elbow. Oh yeah. Most of that. Stuff splashing drinks all over. Most never been appealing to me.

I thought about inviting you, I thought about I said to him, like earlier in the day, I was like, should we invite Mason for Halloween? And, we just never did because we were like, we're not doing shit. Like, what would we invite him to? And then at the last minute we decided to, like, go out. And then when we went out, we didn't even dress out like it was the most like it was fun because it was literally just like us. Like people watching and like walking the streets of Richmond, which was actually really fun. Like. Yeah, I'm honestly, I have a couple candid pictures that are like too cute to even post, but. Right on. Yeah, yeah.

No. Like that's. A nice Halloween. But it wasn't like. It's not a Halloween. Halloween. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. We can go to a party. We didn't go to a club like. Well, you gotta rustle up some hoochie model for me to come down there. You gotta rustle up some hoochie mama for me to come down there and hang out with. Well, that's. How that works. Like. Yeah, you got to wrestle one up for me, Lisa. So I know. You gotta go. One single. Is it not enough to just, like, come down and hang out with us? No it is.

It would just be less awkward in a sense if I was talking to a chick, but, like, it might be more awkward. Standards are like ridic. Yeah, yeah, I know you're gonna have to find me a nice skinny girl to hang out. I don't. Know. Skinny 208. She can be fatty. To skinny. She can be 32 or 40. She doesn't have to be white. She doesn't have to be anything. 24. Right? Not just not. And not. Found. Any 108 pound Mechanicsville bitch is like on that. I'm there on meth. So like unless you want. If they're actually on meth. Crackheads. If they're actually on meth, then the I do have a problem with that.

How many crackhead friends do you have? Is there a pool to even choose from? Not crackheads. That's couple out there. Yeah, I know, I know that. Like I even had some Warrington ones in Fredericksburg. Yeah. No, it's true, I do try to stay away from crackheads. I wouldn't mind if. We ridiculous standards as what I'm saying. Oh pardon me. You know, excuse me. In my standards. I like that great a somebody. Yeah. Sorry. I'm like, I like.

You by. Your accent. Like I've seen one of your accents. Yeah. I mean, it's not nobody's particularly that spectacular. But at the same time, there's certain requirements. And size is a big one. I can I can deal with less pretty in a sense. But if they're super fat. And you wonder why I like, worry about my weight, there's men out there with this rhetoric. I worry about the. Different guy. I'm not the guy you're in with, the guy you're in with to take your fat ass skinny. He's about it all. You got a pretty face.

He was talking about a fat girl with a pretty face. Me. And just fine with him long ago. And you got a pretty face. And when you get fat, you're going to still have a pretty face. And he's going to be just good with that because that's how he gets down. I've seen him make a girl into a fat girl with a pretty face one time, and then she put him over her to marry. She wasn't that ugly. She's all right. But she got real fat when they were together and he didn't have a problem with it. Oh my God. So you'll be just fine. I never thought of her as big. You ain't seen. You haven't seen what I have seen. I've seen a lot over the years.

She was mad chunky at one point. He must have been devastated when she got her boobs reduced. I have never heard of anything like that. I don't know if that did or did not happen. That happened. That was. Did she do that while y'all together after? Exactly. He he couldn't give a fuck after like. Who? Oh, how sweet it is. Yeah. But yeah. No like I don't I don't want you to hook me up with crackheads. Yeah. I don't even know what you want. Fucking crack it, friend. You dog. You got you talking about you.

You got a girl. You got a stoner friend that's funny and isn't a total fucking slob. What are you talking about? No no no no no, that's not even what I meant. That's not what I meant. I'm just saying, like. That's not a whole fucking, like, don't call my friends. I didn't call, I didn't mean it for anyone in particular. I meant in general. Because most folks are awesome. Like grimey ridiculousness out here in the world. So I just try to steer clear mostly. Sometimes you have to love people like that anyways. Yeah. Until until they step up their game.

Two Shay. Lisa. Oh my God. It's called the make them theory. Oh, here we go. That's what we're doing now. Wow. It's not the let them theory. It's the make them. Well I am not into it I don't force. I know I'm joking. I don't I don't. Know, it's a joke. It's a reference to a show. We just got done watching you. I just got done watching. I know he was playing video game on the other TV.

He was watching football, football and then nobody wants. This was the Netflix show I was watching. Nobody wants this. Yeah, it's that Kristen. Kristen Bell show. I know of Kristen Bell. She's adorable. Okay. All right, so f Mary kill. Who do we got? Kristen bell. Who else? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Who else is. So who are the chicks? Kristen Wiig. Kristen Wiig, Kristen Bell, and who else? Mindy Kaling.

Oh. I know, all right, all right, I'm out. I'm gonna kill Mindy Kaling. I'm gonna I'm gonna. Mindy project. Who is the other chick? Chick from the office. Because I was gonna I think I would marry Kristen Bell and fuck the other chick Kristen Wiig had. Fuck Kristen Wiig. Yeah, okay. What about okay. I could do these all day. Quick answers. Yeah. You guys think of a guy one.

All right. Demi Madonna. Guy one. Okay. Dammit. Madonna or Jamie Lee Curtis. Demi Moore, Madonna or Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah. Right now. Right now. More of an American, Jimmy. More. I'm gonna fuck Jamie Lee Curtis, and I'm gonna kill Madonna. Because you see Jamie, Jamie Lee Curtis is looking at. Yo, Jamie. Fucking hell. Yeah, she. Got me 70 or something. Like. She looks healthy. Like she can handle it. Madonna done. Madonna looks like she fall apart. But they look real like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember her ever having that big tits. And, She put on, she's put on some weight in, like, good ways. Madonna looks to me frail like in the. I can't trust her hips. She. Cause she's going to. Know she's been up too much. Yeah, she's had too much plastic surgery to like. I'd be scared that, like, something in her face would pop if you tried to. We're not going to do a guy we can't do a guy. We. We can't do it. God, we could give her a guy one. I could do that. You could do that. You could give her a list of dudes from famous babe.

There's her nipple. Like Jack black, Jonah Hill. She hot. Curtis is hot. You know. Who act like Jonah Hill. Come on. These are okay. I know that's how you. That's how I think of, like, the women that you're like. You should date her, you know? Jesus. Go on. Your. Oh, I don't know anybody know. Fuck. Whoa. Okay. Did he do

all of their prime? Whatever that would be. Okay. Not right now. All of their prime. Oh, fuck. Oh, or or 40. Bruce. Jack. Like, wait, what was it again? Jack. Jack. Like Jonah Hill and Danny DeVito. Jesus Christ, I want to do any of them, okay? I don't want to do it. That's fair. Hold on. Hold. On, hold on, Brad Pitt. Fuck. Murder and kill Jack. Brad Pitt.

Herman. Not. Kill Jason Bourne. Wait. Take it. Brad Pitt b b Herman. Jason Bourne. Okay, that's really interesting, though, in a lot of ways. One more. Time, Brad Pitt, Jason Bourne, who's that? Matt Damon, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Peewee. Barry, Matt Damon, fuck Brad Pitt and Kelp Herman. Okay, okay. No offense to peewee, I love him. Pee-Wee's great. He was caught masturbating and like, I don't know, I think I'm above it. I don't want to date that late. The guy that, like, jacking off at the back of a movie theater.

Think there's ability. There going to be killed? I think there's questionable there. Yeah, I'm fine with it. As far as. Like. No, I mean. Like, we don't shame. No. Like from what I understand, he might not have been doing that. There's no reason to believe he was not the one in the theater jerking off, but he was probably in the theater. But whatever. I've always said this either allow those theaters to exist or don't allow them to exist. Don't prosecute individuals when they go into those theaters and do what they're there for, you know? Anyway, what do you got? You. I just forgot them. But the the Spider-Man.

The last Spider-Man. Yeah. Okay. All. Tom Holland. Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick. Matthew Broderick. Okay. In his prime, everybody. Prime. Who is the other one? Tom Holland, Matthew Broderick. One one. Was it funny or was he commiserate with the other two? Dude, I. Think it was close. James Franco no, he's not him. No. Robert Downey Jr. Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey jr.

Oh, God. Who died? Junior. Oh, God. Robert Downey jr. Matthew Broderick, Mary. Tom Holland. Fuck. Robert Dean. Junior. Okay. All right. Kevin. Killing Ferris Bueller. Ferris Bueller. All right. Who else? Who else. Is not a good fun. Okay, I'm gonna give you guys one. Oprah, Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell. Who?

Mary. Oprah. For financial reasons. Oh, God damn it. What the fuck? That's an option here. Now we're trying to step away. I'm gonna. I'm gonna kill Rosie, and I'm gonna. No, no, I don't know. Rosie and Ellen are both so gross. Exactly. I'm like, God, which one would I fuck? Yeah, but Ellen probably good. You think? Probably. She's a lesbian. She probably can ride that dick. She's just real good.

Probably the first cowgirl type shit, I don't know. There's. I see Ellen riding a dick. Good. I don't know, there's a prime. If we're. If. Are they on their prime or is it now. I don't know prime. In their prime. Okay. Because there was a movie with Rosie O'Donnell when she was dressed up like a dominatrix in the 90s. And she was hot. She was not that bad. She's not that bad. Curvy. I think I can. Fuck her. I think I'd rather fuck that Roseanne over

any other Ellen in Carnation ever. Even when she was acting like she was straight. I still. Think I did time. I think I think I would fuck that, Rosie. Really good time. Yeah. I think, you know the movie Exit Eden. I had to go over. Kill it. Oprah. Oprah. Wow. Cut! Marry over its own ass, bitch. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying I have to get a divorce at some point and get out of there with some money. I mean, Ellen would be a good fuck. But I don't. I don't want to marry Rosie.

Yeah, so I don't even know I'm on the stipulation between those two. Are I married? Like I said, Oprah, for financial. Reasons, I would suck Ellen and kill Rosie. Sorry, Rosie. Yeah. No, I get it. Okay. What about. Let's do another one. Sydney Sweeney. So Selena Gomez. Okay. And. Kim Kardashian. Fucking Selena. Marion. Sydney killing Kim. Fucking slowly marrying Sydney and and killing Kim.

Because I feel like I could look at Selena for a long time, but I feel like I could look at Sydney for more. Okay. You know. What do you think? Well, seeing that wasn't in the press, the thing with this one contemplated with this one is Gomez. Was she Mexican? She's definitely some sort of Hispanic. So? So there's gonna be a lot. Of Mary Selena. There's gonna be a lot of Spanish music. And I'm not going to be able to take me if I marry her. He can't marry. I can't remember because I wouldn't want to talk to her brothers or her family,

you know what I mean? Or listen. Mexican shit. Okay? So I want this Mexican shit. I would just want to eat my taco in the corner and peace, you know what I mean? And but, you know, just, you know. Bipolar, but. And then why she'd be a good. So I would fuck her crazy ass. Amen. And then I'd marry the other chick who's who was again. Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney, Selena Gomez and who. Oh, shit. Who was the third? Kim. Kim.

I'm killing Kim's ass. Killing Kim. We both on that killing. Kim. No. Thank you. Killing GAM. Yeah. Oh my. God, I don't know if I'd marry that blond bitch. I'm titties real. Yeah. All right, I think so, yeah. All right, then. I guess I'm a real, real on my Aaron here, I. Guess is a real for sure. Yeah, but I can't deal with her people. She's from New York. You don't have to deal with her, but she don't have to deal with her people if you just fuck her.

That's why I'm saying that's why she went to the fuck. Yeah, like Sydney. Like it does things that I find appealing. She like cars. She doesn't. Yes, she. Does, she doesn't. She sells her titties to make money for advertising. Well, for men. She's an attractive girl doing things. She doesn't actually. Works on one of them ever do some? So why do you hate her? Why do you hate her? None of them. Ever do. Don't like your. You're fucking with our nuptials. And Sydney and I are, like,

talking about getting married, and you're like, that bitch are tennis. Oh, that's my fiance you're talking about. This is real. I'm a bad bitch. If this was real life, I would befriend. Her name. I would bet you're not gonna be nice to her if she comes to hangs out here with me. I mean. She's. Going to be one of your best men, so. So I have to get along with Sydney. Yeah. That's right, that's. Right, I do. If she likes me, you do. I know if she doesn't, he can be like, fuck that bitch. She was. Like, hey,

can I be in some commercials with you? Like what I would say? Yeah. She'd be like, you go sell your duties. I might turn it on. She's. I could. Look, she does a lot of stuff. Some of the stuff I see her doing, I think it's cool. I don't like the gambling shit, but, like, I'm not gonna knock her hustle, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know her personally, but she seems to like working on cars. She's, like, dating Scooter Braun, and, like, it's just Braun. Who is that? He's the guy that, like, all the Taylor Swift's fucking, like, whole arsenal.

Michael Jackson, the Swift. Yeah, he did to Taylor what Michael Jackson did to Paul from the Beatles. He's kind of a douche. Yeah, that's douche. But like like I knew of him before he was her boo. And like my my, I just. Sydney Sweeney. Is dating. Scooter Braun. Yeah. I just can't get, like, the bad taste out of my mouth. He isn't the egg. Well, I could certainly see that. I try not to, like, judge people for who they used to date. Now. I think for what he did, not from who he used to date. No, I mean, I wouldn't like, not go out with Sydney if she broke up with scooter.

Braun was like, hey, you're cool. I wouldn't be like, you did it, Scooter Braun bitch, get out. Of here. I know you're running. Jump all over this like white on rice. But I wouldn't eat her because she's fucking MAGA. I've never seen her wearing MAGA hats. It's a whole like going out there. Look at the fuck up. What? Look up the things that people put on fucking Twitter and act like it's real. Like she's fully come out and support Trump. It's like the whole thing. I also don't care about that because I don't let my hatred of people. Dry either. That's what you're doing. You're not liking my fiance because she likes Trump, you know. And that's just that's I'm sorry, but you can't be one of my best men

if you're going to be dogging on Sydney because she voted for Trump, I probably would have MAGA hat on. That's not even. If that's what she did. Well, then what is it you just said? That was it. What is it? No. Like that's like part of it is that. But, like, that's not the whole main thing. The whole main thing is that, like, I think that she's making a, like, I'm all for women, right? Like being sexy and stuff, but there's this, like, really nasty rhetoric that she has to do better to fight against about her so that she does she makes she needs to make it more like pro women instead of like, pro sexy for men. Like, there's a.

Way she doesn't look good to you. Like, like lesbians wouldn't like the way she looks. Had something to do with how she looks like. Just marketing, strategy. I don't expect you to. Marketing. This is marketing that's worked forever. She appeals to you. This is marketing that is always worked forever. Exactly the way that she's intended to appeal to you. And I get that. And I'm not about to, like, go into the whole thing. That's an archetype that's been around for our entire existence. Yeah, I get it. The white. Girl, Marilyn Monroe, like, gimme her. But they've been all involved.

There's all there's. Whatever they're involved. Of examples of, like, incredibly sexy women that have always deserved to be idolized for more than their sexiness. So, like, I'm all for finding out more about Sydney Sweeney. That makes her sexually appealing beyond her physical attributes. Because I think that it's like a missed opportunity. So you can equally appeal. Emma Watson is a perfect example of somebody who has successfully evenly appealed to the male and the female. Like like I would marry Emma, I would I would fuck Sydney and I would kill whoever else if that was the three. Right. But like, my whole thing is I don't. Want my fiance being Sydney has nothing to do with whatever your reasoning.

I think. For. Me, like, if I could speak directly to Sydney swinging right now, I would tell her that she needs to, have a little bit of more of a female voice in her marketing attempts if she wants to have sustainability. It's really just like a career choice. She's got a short window of sustainability, in all likelihood. Exactly. Like most hot. You are going to. If you are going to hook your your if you are going to have sustainability into like your 30s and 40s in Hollywood, you have to begin to appeal to women as much as you appeal to dudes. And like that's like the Reese Witherspoon's of the world, the fucking Julia Roberts, the fucking, Nicole Kidman's the. Well, what if what if these other women don't. Give me. More, don't care to do that?

Like, what if she doesn't care about that? If Sydney Sweeney doesn't care about being Sydney Sweeney and famous and like 10 to 20 years, they're not fine. Running right now. If she's cool just. Because, like, you know, the the. She'll have like the Pamela Anderson. Is the ad that you're senator. And only. Is the ad that you're upset about, the one where she was like, sit with her, the one that doesn't represent women the way you want because she's making it too sexy. I just think she could do more. What can. It be on both sides? You can also be like pro girl sports and also represent like.

Well, she's. For dudes for a fucking. Show shambling. So she's for women only in women's sports and that's a good thing. No. I don't want her to be for one or the other. It's not like a all or nothing situation. It's a great it's a gray area that you have to. Try to nail down some Jell-O right now. Whether someone did it, Reese Witherspoon did it. She was like a fucking hot tamale. Alicia Silverstone, she was another one. But what do you want. To have long term? What do you want out of her that would make. You like a girls girl? What does that entail? For you can be a sexy bitch, but you can still be a girl's girl.

What does that mean? Like not just focusing on hypersexuality, sizing your own body form to support sports. Like get out there and like. But she's not supporting sports. In the ad that I saw, that was a gambling ad, and she got a take in the company. She said, let me get 25% of the company or something along those lines, like she's a major shareholder, so she's utilizing her physical body in order to extend her own ownership value. To look at it from a broader scope of how an advertisement like that affects humanity versus how it just like, awesomely does its job to sell to fucking. I think. Guys, to like the way they're fucking money. And on a sporting app. I think that gambling needs to be

substantially. Just saying. You like I. Said, a. Woman, like I said, when I would marry her and not fuck whoever else or whatever, like in the F Mary kill Sydney Sweeney that we did a little bit ago. Yeah, I would marry her, but I don't like the gambling stuff. I said that, but, like. It's more than just the gambling stuff. That's that's what I'm saying. Is. What I'm saying. Is. That's something that to me is not sports, it is gambling. And that's her own investment and her hustle. Because you're a man, right? Very logical. Pardon me. Pardon me.

For needed something tangible and not just a feeling to have a problem with her. And what she's. Doing are 100% cool with only having that narrow scoped opinion of what this topic entails. Kudos, brother. You got it. Like topic and care. What? I'm just saying. Like if you if you want to think of it from a woman's perspective, little girls are seeing that advertisement and they're seeing it represents sports because they don't may not quite understand that. It's like. A fair enough. I'm telling you like expand your. You want women to not. As like ten year old little Lisa who's like looking at that

like thinking that like, oh my God. I'm like, look at her tits. Look at her on top of that. Like, that's what I am supposed to look like. That's what I'm supposed to be. It has nothing to do with how well it's working to increase the gambling profit margin on the app that she fucking created, but she has more actual stock in this. Like if we were talking about that, that would be cool. Like founded this gambling action. Let's talk about her as a business entrepreneur, instead of it being about the fucking tits hanging over the basketball net as she's just like. But if you're not, but you're, you're double speaking on this because if she if she wants to maximize, if she wants to maximize

the people that use her app, and who are the people that use her app? A bunch of fucking dudes. So what's she going to do to get their attention? She's going to show off her assets while she's got them, and they're a commodity, and enable herself to make money off of this app that she started as a wise entrepreneur. Can you. Wait a little, girls, though? Can you wait? Can you wait? Can you wait while I finish my point? Because like I said, I don't like the gambling and I don't think that the gambling stuff advertisements should be on now, regardless of that, whether or not it's a gambling ad or it's for fucking shoes, and she's sitting there and half naked behind the shoes. You're right.

It's not a good image to present to women in general. I don't disagree with that in general. But like this is something that is on a larger scale. This is on a larger scale. That's why I'm like, just listen to me for a minute, because on a larger scale, it's a pride to many different platforms, advertising wise, women being naked and all that kind of shit. And I do think there's a narrow place for that, for the Jew and I, to catch our eyes on our whatever platform to say, oh, hey, there's half naked chick trying to get me to, you know. I told her I was downloaded it. With the Sydney. Yeah. Because I don't support it.

Stop. Compartmentalize like you say you can. Here's Sydney, sweetie. Here's her hustle. There are two very different things. I like it. The don't like it. You're silly. You're silly. Silly, silly goose. I mean, I do. I love banter, I love it though. I love that we can sit here and just fucking, like, tarry each other apart like this. Like I love it. Yes, this is enjoyable.

I like this just fine. I like arguing with people. I know you do. I've argued with you enough to know that you're not opposed to arguing with. People I know. And then I sometimes look at my like, eldest. I'm like, why does he like to argue so much? And then I'm like. Oh, probably cause you been arguing with him since he was a little kid and now he's gotten good at it. Once you get sharp and arguing, you're like more apt to argue and problem. Sometimes I think that I just have created little people that think it's cool to, like, question things. Well. I don't feel necessarily horrible. About that, but there's a way that questioning things

apparently needs to be done in order to sort of self preserve yourself in like a how you make your living kind of way. You know what I mean, right? Yeah. Of course. So like that's really the that's really the obstacle is trying to balance that. And then it's just a word like this. It's way out of control with what is or isn't, you know, expected of people. So you know, but yeah, like there's, there's a lot there that we're trying to unpack, but like, I'm with you like most of what it is I don't particularly care for, I think it should be allowed. I think it should be regulated. You know, like you can't have commercials like that before 10 p.m. or some shit so that the little girls have gone to bed and the teenagers that are staying up past their bedtime and sneaking in the TV, they're going to see. But the thing is, nobody wants his TV like that anymore.

Everybody's getting their ads pumped to them on their thing. I don't think that little girls should be getting the Sydney sweetie fucking ad on their algorithm. I don't know what they're on if they are, and they shouldn't be getting that if it's on YouTube or Facebook or whatever else is. It's not even like. Like if Sydney sweetie could just exist in a bubble that. Just there is too much media coverage from haters and lovers because. To that shit, like then it became a problem. That's how I found. She's a lightning rod, I don't. She's a lightning rod. I don't get prescribed. I don't get like shown in my algorithm, a bunch of stuff about gambling and things like that. I don't fucking do those things. So like I never get advertisements for that kind of stuff.

But I started seeing the Sydney Sweeney stuff because I do follow things about women's body image and like, detrimental celebrity. Is that not a large part of the problem? The people that are using Sydney Sweeney as a lightning rod to get more attention for themselves? No. Because I don't think that's what it is. I think. That's what the media that's giving that to you. And no, it's coverage of like super famous people. That's it. Yeah. But that's isn't that coverage isn't that bad, but isn't that bad? We need using to sell her titties. But isn't it bad that all these people. Are gets hit on by like people like me? Little young girls, right, because everybody. Is in talks. About it. Yeah. No, it's all bad.

Isn't it bad that these people are being covered like this? Isn't it bad? I would agree, right. So like I'm not. That's like. That's what I'm saying needs to be curbed. It's not. It's not that Sydney Sweeney is making an ad that you don't like. It's a way that Sydney Sweeney could have made that advertisement to make it not well, I don't know. If the algorithm is serving its purpose. The seven year old girl should never see that ad on whatever device she has. Yeah, so if that's what's going on, that's what needs to be figured out. It's not that Sydney Sweeney is or is not making ads that are for or against, it's that they're being shown to people they shouldn't be shown to.

That's why I don't believe these devices are smart yet, because they're not keeping things segmented the way they should. If it's clear that there's a seven year old or a 12 year old girl, even boy what like to be up to the parent that's adjusting the iPad has like this should be a 17 or a night or an 18 and up fucking advertisement. I mean. You know, and if it's do you have to do you have to be 21? Do you have to be 21 to use the app to gamble? So if you if you can be 18, once you are old enough to use the product, then you should be allowed to see that ad. I think. This is this is part of what the problem is. If the little girls are seeing that. I do agree that's not the ideal scenario to be showing little girls.

It wouldn't be the first or the last forum in which little girls are given a representation of what they should look like. But all kids are shown these things. Yeah, it starts early for both guys girls. So we all, we all should be protected from it. But our generations were not protected from it at all. But we didn't have the level of bombardment that the generations coming up now are dealing with. Horrible. Yeah. It makes me sad. Well, come on now, let's not get all down in the mouth all pouty about it. Ladies and gentlemen, we're about winding this episode up right now. We can't let it end on a negative note with Lisa. Teach me the noise. That's awful. Don't ever make the noise.

You don't like the thing? Anything about me? God damn it! Burn softball. That's a good one. No. It's the worst one. It just goes on for days. Just does. Stepbrother did it. So grab on. You taste it. It's almost disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to thank you for putting up with us. If you've written this far, you're clearly a friend of the Mason and Friends Show. We want to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes well as new episodes. Unless you, Lisa, don't listen to old stuff.

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