Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,062nd time, it is featuring that dude called El Broken Shoulder Reno. Man, I tell you what I need. Yeah. Basin. I said I need on this on your back. Yeah. Just just type. Shoulder blade. That’s it. I hear you. It’s. He was creaking his neck up in there sideways. Yeah, man, this fucking physical. Please, gentlemen. Also featuring that dude called big Mike. I try to sleep upside down. As well as myself. Foul! Duke. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What’s happening y’all? What’s good out there to this? So I’ve learned. Oh, I believe that my fingers broke. Can you move it? I can move it. But that’s just the damn this thing. They said if it’s a hairline fracture, you know, I mean it. You can still move it, right? It doesn’t get all swelled up and everything. I can still do everything. I’m still. I’m still double jointed. It looks a little double jointed. Yeah, I’m still double jointed in it. Right. But there’s certain things that I grab. It hurts, you know what I mean? And then every now and then, there’s certain burning sensations going on inside the body. How would you damage your hand? Oh, I slammed it on the ham rail, getting up and run upstairs. At this point, the house at work at handrail. Metal handrail. Horse plane. Yeah, well, I went to go, I guess I went to grab it instead of grabbing it, I went boss life, I went chop, I went to go chop right in I think I did, but it hurt like a motherfucker. I jams to shit. But then you make a different level. There’s a different level of pain. Yeah, and hit it in like so you did. And snap. But this was a long time ago. This is probably like he caught it. At the end of the extension. And as well as impacted. It’s probably more likely. Yeah. Yeah. There’s no impact. Snap I guess I can move it and everything I can still do. But if I go to grab shit, you know, I mean that hurts. And sometimes dabbing up people to a certain degree, that’d be hurting if I can get a little knuckle action on it, I understand. So I did something to it. Well, god damn. Dude, that mean it happens because of the territory, you know what I mean? I’m starting to think this little fucker keeps looking at me, you know what I mean? But he’s a little motherfucker because I gave them that savage. Savage extended that. You’re the one feeding them. Well, see the man? I got these fucking garlic scented worms, right? You think? Garlic? Garlic scented fucking. And gourmet. They come like that, bro. He didn’t. Garlic sent them. No. They’re garlic. Sent it from the Walmart. From the Walmart instead of regular worms. And I use those when I go catfish. And because the fish like that. Are those worms alive? They are alive. They’re regular worms. They just garlic scented somehow. Not another. There’s garlic in. The soil. Yes. I guess. Maybe sick around some garlic seasoning. And they may eat garlic powder. You know, you sprinkle powder. I mean, I don’t know anybody anyway, but I imagine they would eat some powder. Well, they’re filtering you don’t they like, Pull dirt in and then filter out nutrients. And I would I would imagine yeah. The dirt as you would imagine. That’s what it seems like to me. What else? They you know what I mean. Like there’s no like plankton on there’s no like, lamb plankton type shit, you know what I mean? But they should. To me, that seems about right. Yes, but that’s the same shit. It right back out like. Like the whales. Garlic in their water and pulling the plankton out of. Yeah, but if you. So if you. I guess if you infuse the soil with garlic, you can intend infuse the worm with garlic. It may just not be garlic sprinkled in the soil. All right. I just asked asked today I how does a worm eat earthworm? It basically eats by swallowing soil and extracting the food from it. Yeah. There you go. All right. But so when he takes it taste garlicky. If you were to eat it though. If there’s garlic in the soil. No. But if you ate the worm. Yeah. If you, if you in the whole the muscles and everything, the it would just be the shit that you’re actually eating it. I don’t know what is the muscle of the work but the turret. But the turds just dirt. He’s just eating dirt. Garlic dirt. Yes. If you garlic infuse your soil so you could put in like a lot of infusion, I would think, to flavor your your soil for your earthworms in the soil. I’ll be damned. And I mean, you know, it depends on how you were to cook the worms. If you ate them raw, I’m sure they would taste more like garlic than if you were to say, I don’t think I could eat a worm, man, because you see, the ones that are dried up on the soul or out there on the road, they don’t look at. You know what I mean? No. But like, they’ve been overcooked. Well. I remember that book, How to Eat Fried Water. How did he get fried? Works exactly. I remember reading that. Book I was. Not having, You know, that you didn’t read it. No. No, I don’t know. Talk about the book. When I was living in Falls Church, the older kids, they had taken care of mealworms. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and they were like, you know, you meal worms and motherfuckers was eating motherfuckers on the bus. Wow. That’s disgusting. Well, they I’m that’s probably just like peanut butter eating crunchy peanut butter. I would assume with a shitty taste. That would be the texture for me if you were to eat. So mealworms. Worms in general definitely seem like I would have more of a texture. But. Earthworm? Yeah. Eating that. Don’t that. Don’t be. That’s a little live action because that’s that’s swimming. Fucking moving around. Live action. Any worm that you could get that’s plump enough and you fry it with coconut, I bet it’s going to be good. Look like yourself at marmalade and the coconut. Deep fried. I had a batter on the coconut shrimp. If you cook anything right, it’s going to taste good. Exactly. If you cook it right, I ain’t never heard anybody eat a possum. Get. But now I know somebody. There is what that rat burger really was in fucking. Oh, and Demolition man. That’s right. Fucking a dude. I used to work with a possum, you know? Yeah, man. People being positive. I remember meeting my fucking oldest living relative on my dad’s side, and she was telling me about how they. Were used to. You. Know. She said. Yeah, we used to have the orchard date. My family had an orchard and they would go hunting and all this shit. And she was like, yeah, sometimes we we eat, you know, raccoon, we eat this, we eat polecat. And I’m like, okay, whatever. You could get whatever you could get. It was fresh. Yeah. Every day we’re out. Here. They’re hunting something to eat. Whatever it is, that’s it. Yeah, yeah. It’s fresh. We bring it back, we’re gonna skin it. Yeah, we’re gonna cook it right now. It’ll be no time for all that shit. Open fire. Delicious. Absolutely. Like snake butter would be the butter. Cook it over the fire. Put a little put location from. A lot of that shit is also fucking Texas shit. Like like frog legs. I’ve had frog legs. And there boy, that tendons in that member that we snapping, we eat that shit. That’s how they jump so hard. It’s a little rough, but it’s not bad if it’s cooked right. Because when they say, yeah, it tastes like chicken, that’s what the. And they just chicken. Same batter. Yeah same chicken because we did it in KFC. And the same thing with rabbit I had rabbit stew man that was hitting this dude made this motherfucker. Ain’t never had rabbit squirrel. This motherfucker made this ravaged stew with fucking these little dumplings. He had the small dumplings in there with this motherfucking gravy, bruh. That shit was fucking hitting. I’m like, bro, kill a couple more of these motherfuckers. I need to go. I need I need you to give me some squirrels, man. I need to talk to my boy this year. For real, girl. Squirrel hunt. I need me some squirrel. I need to try it. You want to try it like you’re hell bent to try squirrel. Now, I’ve been wanting to try squirrel. I’ve tried it. I’ve never like. Oh, let me get some more of that. It’s because it’s all. How you cooking, man. People make. That’s what. I don’t like, my boy said he. Make a little pie. Squirrel pot pie. Well, you have to have try his. So next time you’re making it, let me come over and try it. Because fucking. Because, like, are you going. To make a turtle soup? I have no I have no desire to eat turtle soup because. The preparation, the smell. Of a turtle. You got to put him in fresh water and let all that crap. You gotta. Clean up more fresh water, get more. Motherfuckers clean. Chitlins. Yeah. I think I’d rather eat turtle than chitlins, though. Oh, yeah. You know. I don’t want to eat the shit trail. That’s a canal noodles. Yeah. Do you do when you slice them up a calamari? Nah. Hell, no. I can eat calamari. Calamari? Yeah. I’m gonna fuck some of that up on Saturday. I’ll be in Richmond again. Yeah, man. Calamari style. So I might be out next week. Okay. All right. Because it’s gonna be an early one, right? I mean, what time you needed. What time you needed to be. We’ll see. Lisa up here going on the fucking homecoming. Oh, coming. His win. Yeah, but not the fork here. Oh, he’s going home. Coming down there. Got a date and everything. Oh, yeah. All right. Good for him. Right on. So I might be moving and grooving this weekend because I think I gotta work in Tyson’s on Saturday. Oh, damn. And then go down the way. Well, I’m already going to have to go down the way because I got I got because I can’t I can’t risk the chance of getting stuck there working too late. And then try to get him out. You know what I mean? Somebody fucking won’t blow. Tanker up one middle 95, you know what I mean? So we can run gas up to $5 a gallon type shit. You know what I mean? I feel. You can never trust 95, so I gotta take that little more work down that way. Make sure he down here. You know what I mean? You can’t beat her part of the way. Look out 64 go down through. I could, I mean, I could meet her at the Berg. Berg’s technically halfway, you know? I mean, 45 minutes both ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, one half a dozen, you know, I mean, Tyson’s from literally from her house to Tyson’s probably at the same time, hour and a half, an hour and a half to get from here to Richmond because I got to go. Yeah. Here’s the bird, here’s another. I go out and there’s an hour and 40 if I can go to full ass back way, you know, I mean, Pass Lake and through Bumpass Mineral and all that other shit. But you get around some jackass doing 30 kind of your timing up. You know, I’ve passed a number of people on those lanes. Oh, my God, always. Think of you, man. Whenever somebody slow, I’m like, man, I’m glad to do it. By hot liquors. I skipped the light. I skipped the one light pass. Elementary. I make a right turn. Put right in that motherfucker right across the street. I’m going. I pull up my phone like I’m looking at some double check. How are we going to get in the game? Yeah. Has it on real quick. Right through there. I feel like it. Just trying to get around people. It’s a pantomime. So the Jews out here getting it done. Now I understand, man, that you don’t really have passing lanes so much until you get to that light from that light down. Once you start, start going closer to fucking. Yeah, go up there. They actually give you pass like Lake and Harris area. You know you’re limited on. Yeah. They’re only very sparse. Yeah. And then you’re lucky if you’ve got space to go when they come up. Then you got that station halfway down that road. Yeah. The middle of nowhere. Yeah. You know you got to watch out for them man. When we went to Petersburg coming back up man, we had Hopewell and had some fucking smell. I said, fuck yeah. You got to go around Hopewell. We’re not even looking up. I knew where the fuck we were by the smell. I was like, God damn. What? Hopewell got a smell? So fucking bag. That factory dog. It’s been there forever, dog. And I knew a kid from Hopewell, and I was like, how you live with that smell? He was like, you don’t notice when you’re that. You’ll get used to it. Yeah, I know here. Yeah, yeah. You used to plant right away because that’s not always there. It’s wafting in and out. I drive by that thing on a regular basis and I only smell it sometimes. Yeah. Now. So I know that back then it wasn’t like every day, but it was a lot. It actually be strong, you know. They’re so gross. So gross. Loss like the smell cow shit. Back in the day, everything was fucking farmland and shit back in, you know what I mean? Everybody was playing. Have you ever done this? You don’t go to 66 no more. Do you know? No, man, if you go to. A 60. I went up today. Went up as far as I go. If you go like when you get right to the fucking rest area and pass that to about Centerville. Between that, it’s just horrid. It smells. Yes. Yep, yep. Smells like straight shit plant and there ain’t no water playing around there. It just. That’s just how it smells. It’s been smelling like that for a couple years now. Damn, that’s bell pepper right there. I ain’t noticed that. The bread. It’s like that all the time when you go through that motherfucker every. 60. Six on 66. Yeah, right up there. Like right at the carnival where they always got the carnival up there. Right? The shit on the right. The lights. Yeah. Where the lights are, where they get the white people to drive through the light. Crazy part is you don’t smell it on 29. You smell it right there on 66. The whole way up from. From there to the center exit. It’s just fucking horrid. And you know, you’re there because it’s like, oh, man, smells like shit, smells like a shit plant. And they’re like, ain’t no shit playing around there, though. There’s no way to smell like shit the whole time, right? That’s what I’m screaming. Got to be in the ground. I looked it up. I was like, man, what the hell is making Manassas smell like that? And they’re like, oh, it’s it’s run off. They said it was like runoff from, like a data center or some shit. I’m like, this is what that should. Be spun. Always blame everything on the data center, though. Nowadays, you know what I mean? Which doesn’t mean they’re not fucking gross buildings. Gross. I mean, the restaurants are growing in a data center, bro. Like, you go see the restaurants and shit. That nagging up all the natural resources, though. I mean, what I mean, you know, that’s going to happen. Somebody might as well for AI can take it because the next thing you know, going to be the next month, grab all that shit. I know, bro. But in about before we can burn them up three miles with, just let me know. We know what I mean. Yeah. I mean, we need the shoulder missiles, the surface to air shoulder. Yeah. When you start stocking up, start blowing up fucking data centers and shit everywhere. I mean, it’s fucking hollow. Point a bell. It’s right. It’s going to turn into that, man. Yeah, it’s going to turn into Sundays running around this song, bitch and shit. You know what I mean? No. Like five five is going to it’s going to be all the other day. It’s going to be all the other five is the good one. The rest of them are be running around just zapping you. Laser. What was that gang? He was in loco ass little face. Kick your ass into outer space and. Johnny Fire was my dude. Johnny don’t want to be disassemble. Yeah, no disassemble. No disassemble. Johnny and he fuck you up. Stop that! And that’s how they fucking do it now. That was a good movie. Short circuit. I like both of them. Short circuits. Classic. Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors? Outside the door is this city, Friends. You did not tell me you have been. Vandalized. All over yourself. No decorations. Multi-colored petroleum byproducts. Kick your ass. Keep your face those locos. Kick your balls into space. Come on! I’m gonna kill you up. Yeah, people hate that because that guy is in brownface. The Indian dude is not really Indian. It’s a white guy. Really? Yeah, it’s a white guy. Brown face, making a voice. I’ll be damned. Didn’t know that. Yeah. Wow. Learned that today. Shout out to the homie. He told me that years ago. Shut out. He heard that name in. A minute. Yeah. Shout out Vinny fucking. Hold on here. Yeah I’ll be goddamn son of a bitch. Yeah, man. Dude one Stephens. Sure enough, his white. Some white dude. Hey, there’s some shit there. It’s not like this is a high school play. Yeah. Yeah, guy that fucking roll. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Like, yeah. 17 kids in a high school in the middle of nowhere, putting on a stage production of Johnny five. And somebody’s got to be the Indian. But, I mean, you can always play him, not Indian. That too. He just been white. Like we didn’t find an Indian guy. We’ll just have me a white guy. Yeah. You know. Man. So this show is going to air. What? This is Friday morning show. Okay, so, everybody didn’t see the 911 tributes and thought that shit for those that lost their lives on some fucking shit. Yeah, it’s hard to talk about 911 stuff. What is that? That’s new. It’s the ghost of 911. Two units. House appears to be making minutes. Ladies and gentlemen. There’s your crib. You know that. You know it’s homeownership there. And that’s something that the boy could have told you about probably six months ago. Probably. You know, he’s just making the noise and gets his turn. It just happened. When that air turned onto. They don’t know the on. Yeah. Is that your fish tank said somebody’s phone. Or is it. Oh, there you go. Whatever. Fish tank. About to get rowdy up in that bitch. Time to move him upstairs. That nice new tank. Yeah, yeah. When are you going to move him up there? I’m still doing. Research on that. Oh, what, the tank or the move tank? So there’s gonna be a lot of weight. Yeah, yeah. Bring that down through the floor. Should be good where it’s at. It’s supported. I don’t know, dog. I would definitely do as much investigating into that as possible. Think it’s. I mean you didn’t tell. So I mean it should be fine. I think it’s way more than Mike’s big ass right over one of these beams. I think that one over there. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. You think that’s where it. Right? That’s where like, that wall is? Yeah, it’s over there in that corner right above where I used to sit when we did the pocket. Well, that’s technically, the laundry room back in there. Okay. Yes, it would have been a little out in front of it. That’s right across the pretty much right where that beam is. I think that should be fine. Then. They probably built that beam there so they could run that fucking that wall. 1516 Full Wall Street on that half side over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On that beam. Yeah. That’s important. All of that. That’s everything. So I was going to probably still take some two by fours and banging some two by fours in between the trust like reinforced from the basement. Yeah. Just yeah that’s I think that helps a if you built the box frame that wedged in and you just seen him just build, just put blocks in between, you know what I mean okay. It’s what they usually do. I don’t know how much weight that adds or what that you know what I mean. How do you how many gallons is it? It’s a 75 gallon tank. Gallon tank. Yeah. So 75 times eight because 8 pounds. 8.3 I think there’s some dumb shit like 6 to 800 pounds, some stupid shit like that. But then you got rocks. Probably another 5 pound with the rocks, 2 pounds with the rocks. So, yeah, 600 pounds with 75. I probably think I might be able to get away with a city with put about 50 in there, just enough to run a filter type shit. I thought they didn’t need filters. I thought you got to have it kind of buried for him. It’s dirty enough. It has to be filtered to a degree. Filtered a little bit. Yeah, but. They’d be all right without, you know, living on the air that’s in there. And so Mike, they they found guilty. Yeah. That’s it. They’re going to put somebody in there to say, oh well we help solve two problems. They say that he was like the only one in the car that’s still alive, that everybody else did it with him. We’re dead now, chief. He be fucking has been talking that he’s the one that did it. And he he always wanted to take fucking blame for it anyway. So get him off of what he wanted, okay? You want the shit? Here you go now. After fucking 25 years of bullshit, you know what I mean? I still don’t think he did it, you know what I’m saying? Like, I’m still going with the theory that I had with everything. Because, like. Mike still believes in his theory. There’s still people out there that need to go to jail. Mike. No. They’re all dead. Yeah, they’re already gone. So it’s like. So you think he’s just, like, taking credit for the credit? Worse, just that city is going to lock him up though. He don’t. He’s just taking it for the cloud. He wrote a book about this. He just wants the cloud. He just wants to cloud. Yeah. That’s bananas. That’s all that shit is on the way to kill Tupac. You know what I’m saying? Street life. Shit. But like, Tupac was not some, like, gangster, gangster, gangster. It’s not like killing Mickey Cohen or fucking, you know. Really was just an actor. He. That’s all. This is what I’m saying. Like he’s just an entertainer, actor, dude. Like, he wasn’t like a dangerous street guy. He’s not hammer. He was no hammer. Yeah. Everybody knew hammer. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody that you ever talked to or ever seen an interview about when they say, man, the one motherfucker, you don’t fuck with his hammer. I’ll never. Say I don’t care. Like, no, don’t fuck with hammer. Hammer. Fuck you. Third base had beef with him and they were in LA. And like, the record company was like, we gotta get you out of LA because fucking somebody’s going to kill you because I have. You did. Amber didn’t. Fuck around. He was legit. That dude. Dude, that dude. Keep Hammer’s name out your mouth. Yeah. Don’t talk about the pumps and the bumps. Yo, that motherfucking pumps and pumps and pumps in the pump. Where are the girls with the pumps on? Because everybody was all shot. Now he went to death row fucking before Snoop was talking about fishes on my fucking hammer was already spitting that shit. People just never paid attention to it because he’s spoken so fast. People didn’t catch it. Yeah, I mean, he says it in some of his songs. I was a fucking big ass hammer fan back in the day. But he went so hard into the pop world that nobody can believe. Nobody that he said, like, nah, you can’t be talking about MC hammer. Shit. They tell you quit, hammer will fuck you up. You stop telling me if you want to. Yeah, hammer is a problem, you know? And they’re like, you know, fucking two part one. That dude, they’re like, man, Mike, not Mike Tyson. Not funny. Is that two pork is no hammer. Yeah. In reality yep. Like everybody thinks Tupac is hammer, but it’s the other way around. Yeah. They said Michael Jackson bought beat his ass because. Yeah, yeah, because he was fucking. Her niece or something. I was like, nah, motherfucker, I have it. He said that. You don’t think Joe taught me a thing or two. You know? Shit. That’s the other thing. That came in there and hit him with them, with them high kicks over there where he. He did the spin. It flipped him with the high kick. You know, Mike knew how to fight because his boxing like when they fought. Are y’all gonna fight? You gonna. Fight for it? Used to beat my ass, but thing. And if you lose your ass again. Yeah. Like so. Yeah. You had to know how to fight Gary in the air. The boy, that’s that’s Jackson. Jackson. What he has, that’s what he throws. Right? You might be like, Michael, whip your. Ass hip your ass pocket. How much would that have killed Potts image? What did you shoot? Pack after pockets. Asked. What? Michael Jackson. Nobody’s killing park after pockets ass Michael Jackson. Nobody’s like I made. That. Man to take you seriously like that. You’re just like a like. A whale, Smith. Yeah, yeah, basically. That’s right. Man. You see that joint where they said fucking, Apparently Chris Rock got diagnosed with a form of the Tism. Hey, man, I think we all got. It because they. Because his brother. His brother is something wrong. With me? Because they said, like there was a there was a thing where him and Adam, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler were walking down the street or whatever, and a fan was like trying to take a picture or whatever, and Chris Rock, like flinch. And I’m like, man, that’s that’s PTSD from getting slapped on stage. Yeah, he don’t know who’s coming up to him, but apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His brother told. You scream, keep my wife’s name out your mouth like he Chris Rock. His brother. He’s like Tony Soprano. He has like a. He has a form of autism where he doesn’t pick up social cuz he doesn’t he. He picks it up late. That’s why Will Smith was able to get so close to him and slap him, because he didn’t see the cue, like, oh, this motherfucker is actually going to hit me. He would have been if he had to come back at him. Just fucking. And didn’t like him up. Yeah, if he like, just ducked and came up with a nice hard straight right. And that’s the thing. And it will Smith took three steps back. He looked he might really have it as where he don’t understand social cues because that’s what his brother was like. Yo he just recently got diagnosed with that shit. Yeah. Yeah I got that to. You that you don’t understand because they were like, man said that they would be out and he would realize a woman would be flirting with him. Yeah, yeah. I got yo. Yeah. That bitch trying to fuck you. He was like my brothers. That dude. That where you actually have to. If you want to fucking. You have to go. Yeah. Hey, I’m trying to fuck you. Yeah, you better make it clear. Yeah, I got that dog. I got that, that got. That’s my Tism. I think most of us had that on. We ain’t gonna Stay. The fuck was that? I was telling the story to somebody about like, yo, man, we don’t catch men. Don’t catch these clues. We don’t. When women are trying to throw that thing at us, we don’t catch that. Yeah, because it can’t be the least. I can’t believe, you know, I get smiled at all the time. According to the least. She’s like, I was here. Don’t be smiling at my man. Don’t be driving. You know, I mean, the party, like I said, parking lot. Who we’re talking about every year. Man, I didn’t even see anybody. I mean, like, what the fuck I. Just saw before you even know what was going on, man. Thing. They all she ever time. He was like that old woman looking at your dick. I’m like, I don’t believe she was looking at that. I believe I have an amazing shirt. I guess I was wearing the fuck off shirt. So. Yeah. How is nobody looking at that? That was on screen. Yeah. Look. Look at that. Look at the book joint. Fuck it. I was sweating, man. It was in a fucking spot. They got hot and the lights was on us and shit and we’re sitting down. I’m like, damn, man, I’m hot shit. I should have brought a rag. This lady comes up to me and she goes, here, honey, here. Take this. She gives me a fan. I’m like, I appreciate you. Not as you need it. And I’m like, I am sitting up with fans on the my sister. Whatever. We find out, we’re in the wrong seats. Like these seats. We were in a reserve or whatever. They’re like these seats, the reserve. You got to move back one road. All right? Cool. Whatever. Whatever. By that time I was cooled off. I get the one back offense. Appreciate you, sweetheart. Thank you. Blah blah blah. So let’s say that we’re talking bullshit. Find out that the person we were there to see was going to be another room. So we get up to the next spot. We’re in there with the books at the other vendors. We already been through this spot already, so we got all the shit. So we’re just bullshitting in there. Well, fucking I see that lady again and I see her. I feel eyes on me and I happen to fucking look up and I see her looking. I like, how you doing? Hey, girl. Whatever. I’m just chilling. I’m on a bus now. I’m talking to this old school head. We we joking like, man, we just going back and forth. Just joking on some shit. Laughing, cutting up. I end up telling my sister I was like, I’ll meet you at chick because she’s going to stand away for this lady to get autograph. I’m like, I’m not. I don’t need her eyes. I’ll be at the car. So I ball lady, catch you between the your sister in the car. And when I came back because I happened to see my sister and she was like, what a crowd of people. So I want to check on her before I left out, because she has a thing where she’ll pass out. You know what I mean? A crowd of them. So I go over check. She was good. She was like, cool. I’m sweating again. The woman is just happens to be over here. I didn’t even know where she was. I didn’t. See her. Hey, honey, you want this. To happen? That’s exactly why he’s here. You just feel like if you had a mullet flowing, you know, like, beginning or flowing in the wind. Like. Like fucking Joe Dirt with the fucking cart going by the spin or whatever, going by just different phases. I’ll fucking Thomas flowing in the breeze. And I’ll check it on our next. I see the same coming front of me and I’m like, And I look over it’s her and I’m like, oh, sweetheart. I’m like, no baby. Here. I’ll make sure you’re good. I’m like, no, I’m actually straight. I’m heading. No baby, I got this for you, girl. We gotta get a boat out of here. This is all my down to go brownies. We might be talking, but she ain’t got no pastry. She got no pastry, so I really good. I do appreciate you. Good luck to you. Hope you. Have a good time with. The devil. Chocolate chip cookies. I had no choice but to accept the offer. It’s kind of man without me. If I turn down double brownie. My sister goes, hey. Was delicious. Oh, that old bitch. What a joke, Dick. I was like, I guess, but now I ain’t fucking with her. Like, I appreciate the fact that whatever kind of fans she had that was a strong asthma fucking little fan, because that motherfucker was blowing ya. Like it could be my ass. I’m like you, I really appreciate that shit. But like, she just popped up out of nowhere. It was funny. It’s because I never saw. I just seen this fan. Here you go, baby. What? Hey. I just ghosted up on to you. Right out of nowhere. I see her arm. Come on. You. The whole time. She had to see your girl with you, and you’re like, that’s my sister. And she’s like, why don’t you come out here with me? I think she heard that because we was all at a table with this one vendor. Oh, and you said something about her being your sister. She. She had this. Fucked up. You can’t let that happen. I happened to be one time I was working in a restaurant or something, and I see I ain’t got no girlfriend. You need to stop with that. And then, like, then she was on a pop, and after that, she was flirting me like crazy. Because. I was nothing to do with her. It was. She had a history book, and I was talking to her about the history because I ended up getting her history book. And then my sister come around and she was like, oh, what’s this? Because she wanted the poetry book because she had. And the woman was like. She she said something. And my sister was like, nah, we’re siblings. And she was like, I was going to ask if y’all was married. And my sister like, no, we look too much alike to be married. This we said, and the lady, I remember that lady stand because she had a distinct haircut. And I remember the lady was right there when all this was happening, because she had just bought the three books that the woman had in front of me. Who she look like. Mike, who’s the famous lady she looked like? I’m trying to think, oh, the author or. The woman that was flirting with you, with the fan who she looked like if you were fucking her, who wish to be like. Oh. Man, that’s a good question. I don’t know, I’m trying to try to picture it because. You can’t even remember what she looked like. Hold on. I got a. Loretta something Loretta Devine, I think, was her name. The woman that she remind you of? She reminded me a little bit of her from. What’s that movie waiting to exhale. We’re ready. Divine. Loretta. Retta. Loretta devine. I think. That’s okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. I see you ready to five? Yeah. That would have been hurt when she shaved her hair. Shave her hair down. Like she. Was. The ball. Headed her head down to, like, Eve. She had these motherfucking, like, curls and, like, you put markings in the sand kind of shit in her hair. It was blond hair. She had Eve style short, short lady hair. Yeah. And she looked like Loretta Devine. Yeah. She reminded me of Loretta Devine, because the way she talked, it reminded me of how she sounded. That’s how I read Divine Talk. So she looked and sounded like Loretta Devine. Yeah. That’s crazy. You think maybe it was Loretta Devine? No, I would have known Loretta Devine. I’d have known. That one. Would you. Would you let her keep flirting with you if she was the brother? Divine fucking right. My wife already said right. You can work it out. You work it out. That’s a. Fun come up when you come up with working it out. Exactly. Wild ones, you know, wildest couple I know. You know what I’m saying? Like, awesome. Yeah, we’re trying to make it work, baby. Gas. That’s some indecent proposal shit on that indecent proposal. Hell, yeah. Fuck it. Electricity is high. The water bill is high. Yes. Cable storage insurance is high. And don’t pay for fucking shit. Yeah, it’s just fucked up, dude. It’s like, God damn. It’s just really fucked up. The world is just fucking shit. Everything is so terrible. Hey, what the fuck? Come on. I just save a few thousand a year instead of spending twice that, you know? Serious like shit. My son was like, yeah, dad, he he said. He said, yeah, dad. Next year I’m graduating. I’m like, yeah. He goes, man, you gonna be crying? I said, no, the fuck I ain’t. He goes, yeah, you are going. But look at your son. Look, my firstborn and he graduates said, you know what the fuck I’m doing, boy? Kicking your ass out the house. What? I said I’ll be happy as fuck. I’ll be celebrating. He goes, why? I said, because I ain’t got support on your ass no more. But fuck out of here. Imma be happy to see you walk across the stage. Because as soon as you walk across that motherfucker, half of that gone. Shit, it’s before. If he turns 18, before he graduates, right? He has to get through high school. The way my paperwork set up is he. Either graduates or turn 18, whichever happens first. So as soon as you walk across that stage, he’ll be 17. Going across that stage, bro. Fuck out of here. There you go. Let’s get a free year. Abraham. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That’s awesome. Yeah. That’s fucking awesome. That shit from my brother’s paperwork. I told him I. I told my boy, I said he said, are y’all gonna be sitting together? I said, the fuck I am, I’m gonna be. I said, I’m gonna be at the lawn with a foot long fucking spliff playing. Hey, look, Ma, we made it all on repeat. Little fucker. What are you talking about, son? You’re correct. That’s what I told you. I’m like, yeah, I’m going around. It’s your hair. It’s going to be my party, motherfucker. Yeah. Damn right. But hold on, I got ask you this. I got ass now because he said all y’all going to be together. That means it’s coming up. Probably going to be at the party. You know what I’m saying? I don’t know what it’s going to work for her. Yeah. With everybody. I would assume I’d have to have a party. Yeah. I mean, if she gonna be around, you better have a banana party. And she is. Everybody’s going to come out for that. Yeah, that’d be for the boy.. Not here. Probably rent like a facility. Well, it’s not gonna see that. See, I don’t know if. I don’t know if everybody’s graduating on same motherfucking date, which I assume they probably all are. Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know. I mean, I. Should jiffy Lube is going to be fucking busy. I well, Jiffy Lube does fuck all the kettle round Liberty, and. It’s all a different times, but it’s all. The same day. And it’s like the first weekend. Yeah, like right after. Because Memorial Day, pretty much everybody is out of school. So I don’t think anything anybody goes past Memorial Day. I want to say I think the last graduation might be at like five or something. Like, let’s we get some kind of blizzard again or dumb shit like that. Niggas shut down school for a month or and a half or some shit like that, which be the end of the world. Typekit at this point in time, this. Carpet still does this shit up here, right? I think. I believe though. Yeah. I think it’s just fuck your county. In Prince William County, they use fucking Jiffy Lube. Yeah. And that shit. Yeah. I mean, but you know. All these little motherfuckers graduating fucking this stuff coming here. Look, I ain’t giving nobody shit. Like I don’t have to give your congratulations because there’s too many of these little graduate. All of them. So all y’all are getting free. In a sense. Sorta. Well, not me. I mean, you’re halfway there already. He’s already there. He been there since the blow came back up. All right. Right. As far. As the money’s concerned. Yeah. Once I stop paying my shit, once they came up here, I ended up. Stopped paying out. No more. Yeah, she don’t give me no child support cause she said I make too much. But she getting your. Bill cut in half. Yeah. But not gonna win at the end of this year and. At the end of this high school year. No, not next year. Okay. He’s a junior right now. And you’ll still. Have year behind. Yeah he’s here man. And he’ll be 17 when he graduated high school. Yeah. Nice. Get yourself out that extra year. That’s awesome. Fucking right. Hell, yeah. For soccer. Excited? I’m excited. We want to go to school. College? He wants to go to art school. He wants to go to fucking. What’s that? Culinary school. PA somewhere? Yeah, I think so. That one that you wanted to. Go to? One. I think I tried to sign up for you. Yeah, he wants to do that. Hey, more power to him. I told him I wanted to do it. I don’t know if you can make the money you want to make know you can make the money. You can make. The money, private chef. And is where it’s at. Yeah. You go there. You learn every fucking thing. You show off for the right motherfucker. Yeah, I mean, private shoving it. Yeah. I mean, because even, I mean, hell, not even that golf course. Yeah. Chef, at the golf course, you would be a fucking. Yeah, you could be a goddamn ever to go off course. Probably bringing in 70 year because you’re playing in the menus for the tournaments. And I get, you know. Yeah. Because I think pun is still the head. Right? Yeah. You slang the right shit. You you keep it on going on. Because I was like that at at Virginia Oaks when I worked to Virginia Oaks for like fucking a month. Like, they’re like, bro, like tomato soup, like grilled cheese. Can’t be like, you know, can’t be your specialty. Shit. I’m like, what? Fucking 1347 an hour? It is, you fucking cockeyed bitch. You can take a sandwich or your bag of free news and carry your ass on. Some guy didn’t work at the agency about take this bitch over any goddamn way. I don’t know if you sent out there nothing like that. But you the wrong kind, bro. All right, but that’s us. Round out motherfuckers. They bring it in the house on benches. Luckily, on either of them. You know what I’m saying? I’m either of them. Let me go on you. I’m gonna change race right here in front of you. Mitch Savage’s race right in front of you. You want more than grilled cheese, you’re gonna have to pay more than grilled cheese money, man. Yeah, because they thought they know these motherfuckers coming in on a Tuesday. Expect to get, like, a duck sandwich type shit over here in Virginia. It’s like, bro, what are you talking about? This ain’t no five star shitty golf course, first off. And like, second off, what the fuck kind of making you get coming up in this on bench. And at the same golf course he was going on and got kicked off and banished from. No, no. Over there. Over here. That was a good one. Oh, that was Robert Jones. I knew it was someone in our Robert Jones one up there across from Virginia. Okay, okay. They actually determined said on that big time like they, they they got caddies falling and people never got the PGA coming through on occasion. Yeah. That’s what they do. Like the women’s golf every like fucking whatever four years or two years or some shit. They just had it not too long ago. Because I remember all the women coming across that joint. I’m looking at that. You’re been at the polo jump out here, Meadows. Polo. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been there. Oh the game. No I ain’t, I’ve been to the games to see them. Yeah I’ve been. How’s that I. Mean I mean I’ve been out there for fucking. What’s it called. It’s like it’s amusing. I don’t, I feel like everything I’ve ever seen in the polo field because I fucked with Middleburg for a while. Because I was passing it up there, so. You asshole, I got it. I got invited to hang out at this stuff and that stuff, all that kind of shit. And, every time I ever saw those people playing polo up there, whether it was there or somewhere else, it was always like, not quite as professional as I wanted it to be. Just they would be like, I don’t know if it’s how the game is played where they just, I’m going to walk off the field now, like in the middle of the play, like with my horse and I are just going to walk off the field, you know, I don’t know if somebody’s been injured or if there were things going on that I wasn’t aware of, but I felt like this game was not being played as seriously as it could be played. So I didn’t like that, that it was like an event. Come watch. But we’re like, I mean, what is it like they smack? Is it like lacrosse just on a horse? Well, field hockey, field hockey. Hockey on a. Horse and the little field hockey ball two. Right. Well they got a little ball. Ball. They got they got a ball and a mallet, a big ass long stick. And you ride the horse and you swing the strike stick though. It’s almost like a paddle, right? No. It’s motherfucker. Looks like what you play. Yeah. It looks like what you play croquet with but longer. But like, that’s just from a distance. So like it’s very much it’s like hockey or your field hockey. Like from the back of a horse, there’s a goal and you ride around and the horses know. I mean, it’s interesting to watch for sure, but like whenever I saw it up there, I always felt like there were professionals on the teams and there were amateurs on the teams at the same time, at some people would just like ride off, I guess, tag out or I don’t know, it didn’t it didn’t quite make sense to me what was going on all the time. I’ve never seen polo except in fucking disorderly. Well, maybe their horse is freaking out. No, I mean, you know, in a way, or whatever the fuck, man, like. That’s got to swap out. It’s like football player kind of. To a degree, yes, but like, it just something seemed not quite as pro level as I thought it should be. I don’t know how to describe it as I’m not proficient in polo, but I have watched a couple of times, and I always felt like, what? You guys aren’t really taking this as seriously as you could, like my buddy Jeff and and and high middle school and high school in Charlottesville. His mom played and we like ran the scoreboard a couple of times. And that was like the most professional polo I’ve ever seen. But it’s basically just a a course with a ball and sticks from the back of a horse, and they ride around and. They’re like, you got to hit it through like some post, right? Like it’s just post in the ground. You just knock it through. I believe there’s like a goal. I don’t quite remember specifically how the goal was, but there’s definitely like, you have to get somewhere and hit the ball to it or through it or something. You know, I presume it’s like a hockey net. Yeah. Be there for net or or it just be two sticks, something like that. Like you would have to have a net behind it to make sure that you actually did get it in there. Yeah. If you winged it by the post quickly, you can’t really. Tell. Necessarily was that in or out. But if you the net catches it, clearly that was a goal. Yeah. You’re not. Going to have a rough. Out there. Yeah I had. A friend right around but he ain’t doing shit. You know what I mean? He’s just trying to get out of the way. Yeah. He’s hiding most times. I mean, that ball is coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ride that money cap off because you can’t see that swinging. Really swinging motherfucker. Yeah, there’s no need to have him out there like that so he can get. You can build them a fucking steel. Platform and have them up there, you know what I mean? Above the name. You know what I mean? Where you just looking down at that whole little field and figure out how you can get up above and see the reason why he need to be riding around. Are you talking about going to catch a polo match? No, I just. Well, yeah, maybe. I mean, I just saw that John yesterday. We were going that way. Yeah. They got their signs up and everything. I was just passing a bunch of horse people. I was like, oh, I’m pretty sure that. I bet that would be kind of interesting. I think they do it every Saturday. I think it is like a big tail polo or some bullshit. Yeah, yeah, it’s a big tailgate thing. Bunch of Richmond fucking one of the questions. Whatever. I figured. Out gambling they might be gambling. They are, of course, people always. I know them horse people, but they shit because they got money. Yeah, there’s but there’s it’s big money just to go do that. Oh well yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like we were talking about the price of diesel. You got to have a diesel vehicle typically to move your horse trailer. Yeah, you gotta have horse money now. You got like horse money. You’re out there riding around like in Middleburg, hundred and $25,000 Ford F-350, you know, super duty with diesel or or the V ten out there pulling. Yeah. And all that shit comes back on all. Those horses cost anywhere from, like, you know. Just a kid. 500 bucks to. Oh, yeah, feeding hundreds of thousands of dollars. Millions of dollars. Just people will be out there on a $800,000 horse playing fucking polar. Yeah, bringing up people from Argentina and shit to play polo. And fucking hell, bringing them apart. You take care of them, I got it. Yeah, yeah, I got one. Carlos right here. He’s the best caretaker in the world when it comes to my horses. You see how beautiful their. When they got, like, horse rings that they train in. Yeah, they. Got. It like they’re. Smashing the floors. That you said some. There was one where I just saw the video they got, you know, the fucking I guess the ring, how they got the horse running around that ring, whatever. They got it in the fucking water. Like it’s in a pool. And they. They’re leading the horse. Yeah. Guys on top. And they’re leading this horse through the pool during training. They’re like, this is how serious we take care of our horses like this. I’m like, God damn, I know it’s expensive, but I know that motherfucker gotta be expensive. Yeah, especially clean that motherfucker after that one that got that water. Yeah, yeah, that’s going to happen. Yeah, exactly. We’re just gonna step in there and be like, oh, this is cold, I gotta pee. Is gonna come right on out. Let loose. Absolutely. Yeah. Because I see the video of the girls they went to, these girls went to, like, Jamaica or some shit where you could ride the horses in the ocean, and they’re on the horses, and the bitch is like, oh, you know, doing her fucking thing on the horse. The horse in front of her takes a shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it starts floating back and she’s like, trying to jump up on her horse and like, get it away from her. But you’re in the ocean. Yeah, bro. It’s over. You’re just going to have to deal with this. Horse due to in the ocean. Like it’ll wash. It’s mostly grass, typically. Yeah. It’s green motherfucker. Mostly. Shit. That’s just the date. But I’m like, man, I ain’t never think about that before until I seen that video. When these are riding these horses in the ocean and they’re like, oh, this is so lovely and wonderful. Then and now you got shit around you legs. Yeah. Like horses are always pooping and peeing when you’re out riding them. Oh, look, I. Learned you go out in a group of like ten riding around somebody’s horses. When I did the horse and carriage ride with my fucking high school girlfriend and that motherfucker horse shit it. And that’s all I smelled the rest of the night because I thought that was on me some kind of way. And we’re in. I was. Up in the house. Yeah, I remember. Once I got that horse shit smelling my nose, all I could smell. Shit. That’s where it stay there, bro. I’m like, man, fuck out of here. Yeah. Oh, that’s the only downside. That’s about fucking bad smell. So it’ll stay there. That’s it’s got it’s got a nasal memory cavity. Like a motherfucker, bro. Your nose is so big. It’s got memory cavities. Smell some shit and it’ll trigger something. I’m like, I know that smell. Where is this from? And it’s like it’s ingrained in your DNA. I know exactly why. You know the smell. No, no, no. Can’t be smelling that. Nope. Not acceptable. Yeah. We gotta move on. There’s so many things that man have come across my shit, and I’m like, fuck, I remember that. You know what I mean? Like, I remember what the fuck a box of crowns smell like in the in the fucking kindergarten when he got all the crowns put together. You know what I mean? It’s different from a brand new box of crowns, you know what I’m saying? Like, you know, you remember certain. Old funky crowns, man. Everybody’s hand funk on it, like all that. That’s just germination. The fucking old country house, like, got that wet, musty kind of smell. Yeah, all old ass country houses. Like the ones with the old screen door on them type shit. The ones that got way too much moisture in them for too many years. Yeah. And you can. You can still smell a hint of the fucking smoke from the fire, you know what I mean? Like all that shit. It’s my. Special in their 27 years ago. And you can still smell it. Yeah. My nose catches all this shit, man. It’s sometimes a gift from the curse, you know what I mean? Like, I can say. It’s like superhero powers. You got to be pen. Yeah, yeah. And you’re like, I’m out here. Things I don’t want to be, but it’s leading me away from things. You’re like, I smell the of John before I got anywhere near. Yeah. No, not going there, bro. Man. Man, I had to piss so bad the other day. Bride to be so bad. I stopped at the rest area on 66. That’s not a problem. I stopped it. It was. It was so great that it was there. I was like this. Oh, my God, I’m so glad this is here. I’ve been. This calls on the on the Liberia end of Manassas. Right? And I’m like, boom. All the coral stops. You know where you get gas at. They got porta johns there. And I’m like, man, I got a pinch like a motherfucker. Like my next stop is fucking an hour away. I’m like, man, you know what? I gotta get diesel. Anyway. I’m gonna go ahead, get diesel. I’m gonna use this porta John. It’s gotta be done. So wait, I’m hoping the diesel. I’m like, man, cool, I got down, I’m gonna go piss off. I hit the port of John. I open up the door and fucking. Just the visual I saw was like, man, for real young. Don’t look. Just pee and hold your breath. Just. Just don’t do it. To you. That’s how you always got to do a porta John, homie. Bro. All right, man, I’m in that motherfucker like, man. Just piss. Come on. Piss. But then. You. Go. You gotta go in there hot. Yeah, that’s my fucking head. Fucking flies in this motherfucker. Oh. Yeah, man, I’m trying to pee. And I’m shaking my head like it’s one p like, come on, man. Nope. I can’t, I got to see it. Yeah, yeah. Like that around my fucking ear. Nah, nah. Nah, man, I was like, hurry the fuck up. I probably dribbled on myself. I think I did. I ain’t gonna fuck. Fuck it. I’m out here in yards and propane. I can’t stay in a cocktail porta John. But I held my breath the whole fucking time. I was like, nah, I don’t get the smell. Don’t imprint this on yourself. Because you knew the memory passages would be. Yep. Like infringing on that? Fuck, no. Oh. Well. Have you got the homeless kitchen up in there like this? Fucked up when you went like this was a Porta John that had been needing clean. Did not like, not like freshly cleaned or still it should get cleaned like. No no, no. This has been like for a while. Which I can’t understand because I’m like the dude that does the quarrels. He was there. Who fills these up so bad? Who doesn’t? Just I try to figure out how you not. Who was the common. Motherfucker that did this shit in here? Like who? Who did this? Who is the ass? I can’t touch anything in here. I had to do it. That’s the thing. Yeah, yeah. How to. Do it? Yeah. Somebody that ain’t show up like that. And then the fucking thing that hits me, then it goes back to when that dude was eating a sandwich. I’m like, there was a motherfucker that sprayed one of these down eating the sandwich while he was doing this shit. Like, you saw that, right? Yes. I’m like, you’re a nasty motherfucker. Yeah. That’s disgusting. You have got to be one of the. Most completely fucking was already that. Here we go again. They don’t defend the man. They got a duty off before they sprayed down with the clean water. Got the duty water heater already clean. Yeah. The fact that he he was hungry after cleaning shit is is live action. All right. But he’s not done cleaning shit. But just for cleaning the shit. You got it, like, separate yourself from the doodoo before you eat. I can’t eat clean. Same time, I I’m not defending this man for doing, you know, what he goes through is all I’m saying. I don’t I don’t care. I don’t care. That’s like Lindsay Clancy. Stream the bitch up. I don’t give to death. It’s over. The same man. It’s just because he sucked the shit out. Don’t mean that there’s not trace matter all over this. What you need to do is wash your hands from your elbows down. At the very least. Like. I’m not saying having a perfect. I would have the gloves on. I would have sleeves down over the gloves, you know what I’m saying? I would take the sleeved shirt off as well as the gloves. Then I would wash my hands from at least the elbows down after watching the duty. Like that’s right. Full of shit. I gotta get all up in here. And then I got to drive a self down and then I might eat a sandwich. But I still. Do that. Probably my face. Two hours actual job. Man, that’s. This is terrible. That’s right. This. That’s got to be $100,000 a year. It’s probably not, but it should not. And it should. It needs to be because. I wouldn’t do it for last. Because here’s the thing. I’d be a cleaning motherfucker for six days. This is what happens. It’s just. Like. Yeah, after you get that shit in your tank, you gotta offload that. You gotta hook that. I’ve seen the motherfuckers. You got to take the duty somewhere else. Do you see the DC fucking water? God. Yeah, that’s even worse. DC shit plant. They got hooked that shit up to the. They got trucks lined up to hook their homes up to this motherfucking back in the ground, and they just don’t. They just pumps on through that motherfucker. These motherfuckers be saying out there talking like they don’t smell shit. I’m like, no. No, they’re used to it. They’re like, oh, well, it’s right there. Williams Yeah, I’m telling. You, I’m like, no, man. That’s what it means. That there with like, I think a fucking cashews in the bag. Just not if. I ever. See. Him. Up from. Eating the bigger chicken. I’m gonna smack the shit out that motherfucker. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You ever see that Batman Robin emoji where they’re like. Slapping slap the shit out of like, no, this. Is wrong. You don’t eat sandwiches. Why you clean this? What is wrong with you? But fuck out what you are. You are not that hungry. Yeah, like Batman slapping Robin the next time. If you ever see that again, you got to go and slap him on the phone. I’m like, man, remember when I do these to smack the cigarettes out of people’s hands? Yeah. Tyrone, you got a bald head? Yeah. That’s it. Yeah, yeah. That’s him. Yeah. Fuck that. I’ll get you starving, bitch. I don’t give a shit, you fucking. All ass heads. Oh. No, this. Is my talking about, man. They sucked it out. He just spraying clean water. The dude. That water. Clean did. You said maybe that suck off the dude. I can’t do it. Oh, my. It closed my bets out so I couldn’t even cash out. I wasn’t checking weights. And. Gentlemen. Yeah, they sold me on mine. Ladies and gentlemen, with that. Said, $10. We’re gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Oh, yeah. I’d like to thank you so much for listening. Encourage you to listen to old episodes. Like share, subscribe. And gentlemen. That’s right. Keep grinding on the shit you trying to get done, because that’s how it’s going to get done. We believe in you. Don’t forget, we love you very, very much. Love y’all. We wish you nothing but the best. All day, every day. And peace be with you. Go. Peace.