The Mason and Friends Show — Episode 1064
Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,064th time, it is featuring that dude called the Black Hand. You. As well as myself, L Mahoney. What's happening y'all? Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's good out there today, man? Look, bro. What was it? Had it been Friday? Friday? When did I go to sheets? Head of a Friday night. Friday night. I wanted to get a fucking pretzel for sheets. Friday night at the sheets. All the way to sheets. Fucking cut on the fucking radio. I got XM radio right there. Like, oh, we got this new joint from Lil Wayne in the game called Big Steppers or stuff called steppers. Right? The fucking melody. Nice. The little tiny hook with it. I fuck with them two motherfuckers rapping, bro. I wasn't if it was a CD that I had picked up, I'd have throwing that motherfucker out the window. Little Wayne rapping on this motherfucker shit. Now, I was a fan of Wayne when he was writing, when he wrote his rhymes, when he stopped writing. When he tried to do that. Jay-Z off the top of the head. Bullshit. Yeah, yeah. And fucking the shit.

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See, my. Whole head is full with rhymes. This was trash. Ain't got to write them down. Did you get game on this bitch? And I'm like, bruh, you fucking 50 something odd years old, bruh. You can't wrap like the old game back in the day doing dumb shit like you 50 are you? If you're still doing that same shit you was doing back then. But that's what he raps about. So he has to rap about. That, bruh. That's what some of these guys do. They locked themselves in a cage. But for me, you got to evolve. That's what I mean. It would be a much more interesting thing if JS, if any of these rappers really, but like expanded their. Grasp, said the melody. Fucking nice. Like I say, rapped about taking the kid to school or whatever. Like fucking. I you eat that up bruh. Fucking Jadakiss came out with a joint a couple years back. You seen the videos where the dudes always knocking the serial out as kids hands? Yeah, yeah, playing M.O.P. That motherfucker, that dumb ass dude is on the Joe Budden Podcast. He does that shit. You know what I mean? Like, how the fuck you get on that door? That's all he does. And then I know of I guess he speaks about other things too. All right, I assume so. I don't want to be a comedian or. I don't know, there's a there's a lane for this year too. So you got a lot of these cats that do these skits on Instagram like that, that are now trying to be comedians. They're not funny, like they're good at their skins, like, well said. Ski, whatever his name is, Bruce, his skits. I can fuck with the skits. But him as a comedian, I don't I don't care for. I've never been too impressed with him, and I feel like I've only seen him in, like, Burger King commercials other than, like, occasionally making comments about stuff or big Guy. I've been doing all commercial, all these kind of commercials and shit. Hey, bro, get your money. You know what I mean, I don't care. I'm not knocking. The hustle. But it's just like that form of comedy is just not appealing to me. It's not. Most of the things they're making comedy as these days are not appealing. It's really not.

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Like it's they don't even make good comedy movies very much. No they don't. They don't hit you with that fucking slap stick, that raunchy shit. That fucking is like, yo, that's a funny ass shit because they're so scared of backlash. I haven't seen it. Every fucking scene. The new Naked Gun. But I can't imagine it competes with the old. You know what? I think it's on streaming. If I can find on streaming, I'll take a quick glance. It's on Prime. I they said you got Liam Neeson trying the fucking. I got a particular set of skills. You know. What I mean? It's Schindler and his without his list. Yeah. Yeah, like you got this motherfucker trying to be funny. Nah, that's not gonna work. Well, that's what they would have said about the dude to play Frank driven in the Naked Gun movies. But I guess he proved that it worked in that six episode run that they did of a TV show called Police Squad. Yeah. The same thing from the Naked Gun movies. It was just an a TV show. With that guy. But that was the first time. Hey, I should know, airplane was the first time he went and did Serious Actor doing funny stuff, and that changed the game. So you can look at him and be like, all right. He has the look to where he can be funny, you know what I mean? You can look at somebody and be like. You know, nobody thought that back then. So Liam Neeson could have like, done it, but maybe he didn't. There's no way I don't have high faith in him doing that. Nah. Like I looked at the the Roadhouse joint. That shit was just fucking stupid. It was retarded. But it was that perfect retarded fun. Yeah, yeah, but it was still stupid as fuck. It was just very stupid. Yeah, but it's like fun. Stupid. Like, if I'm gonna watch stupid movies, it's the kind of stupid movie I'm gonna watch. Yeah, like the action. The way they shot the action. Cool. But the whole fucking, you know, McGregor doing this fucking thing. It was. Fucking dumb. Was absurd. Yeah, and McGregor was just blown out. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it was just. It was way too much Jake Dillon hold on. Like it started. They tried, you know, they tried to get a Nate Diaz to do

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one of the roles in that. And he was like, you want me to get my ass kicked by Brokeback Mountain? Yeah. Nah. You know what I thought about some last couple episodes ago when I was talking about Mr. T and not being able to fucking beat Rocky. When you think about Rocky, Rocky is like the Diaz boys. Because Rocky could take an ass, right? That was the one thing Rocky was good at. And where you out by getting his ass. Rocky could take a beating that's fucking. Hurting on you. Yeah, that. He could get his ass. Just be like. When he blasted that one dude. And then he just pointed at him like, I got you. Oh, I can knock you out right now, but I'm not. Looking at Tommy. Tommy. Gun. Was that the fifth one? No, no, I'm talking about the the Nate Diaz. Oh, the Diaz boys. Diaz brothers did that to the dude. He was fighting the blood and like it was, he wasn't getting the best of him, per se. But then towards the end, he rocked the shit out of him, and he could have jumped in there and probably close the fight, but he just stopped and went. Yeah, I'll take his ass whipping. I'll, I'll take this beating. And I thought about that. You know, you'd. Be not. I said. If I wanted to. Rocky was the perfect punching bag because that motherfucker just kept getting beat and beat. And then when you think about the analogy, he told his son and fucking Rocky, there's no, he just. You beat their life. It's over. Just get up. You gotta keep getting up. I'm like, Jesus. What? Rocky was right. Yes. Rocky's right. That was. Good lesson. He got his hands down numerous times. Numerous times. That's the reason why he became a legend against Apollo and then had a career. Yeah. You know. He got beat the fuck down, and then he came back. He believed he got up. And Apollo was like, are right. This motherfucker don't get. He don't stop again. That's not the right. That is nothing, man. He is a machine.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean. The Russians are. Like it. The Russians got all the fucking. He got the drugs. He got the motherfucking tech, you know, saying this motherfucker here. Randomly, this just came on. In the random list. Oh, man. And this motherfucker, the fucking just got beat down and come back. That was like this. I the tiger was like rocky spinach. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Here I had a tiger. He go. You here out of time? Come on. Rocky about to make a comeback. I still like though, that Popeye spinach was really weed. That's why he always took it through the pipe and pull out a can of. Yeah. He was. Suck it through the pipe. You suck that shit right there. Yeah, cause you never saw him smoking the pipes, right? The pipe just sat there. It was just there. Even in the fucking the movie with Robin Williams. He never smoked out that fucking pipe. Yeah, but he pulled the spinach through. Yeah, suck that through with a fucking the old job on Papa had that straw job because that motherfucker spit it through a pipe. Yeah. The hardest. Even eat spinach. Let us look that real fucking pipe. That's some seriously chopped up shit right there. That's funny. Little corn cob pipe. Because that's exactly what that was. Yes, sir. And then the bitch had quite true blitz poop. Our papa and terrible. I remember him having for them little bag fucking. They make the name so bad I can't even take these things seriously. That's what it was. Yeah. For the motherfuckers. All of us. That's the. Kind of shit. That's the kind of shit that pissed me off as a child. With the had. Kids, they would know they would have, like, a character like that, have four kids and name them all the same stupid name. Just a little different. Yeah, yeah. Like lazy. I've always thought of that as lazy. Even as a little boy. Oh. Like you're being lazy with this character and I'm not going to fucking give you my time a. Day. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Huey, Dewey and Louie. Yes, that's the same thing.

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DuckTales. Though the DuckTales is like a spin off of what originally was, like, Daffy Duck and Donald Duck or not. It was Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. Donald Duck. Scrooge. Scrooge McDuck. Because they. I don't even know. I guess they made the Scrooge McDuck character when they were doing Scrooge as like, you know, the classic. Christmas story, Christmas story. Right? But then, like, because. Is that the first appearance of Scrooge McDuck? I don't know, I don't know because I always thought Scrooge McDuck was always DuckTales. But he was a. Good dude. They had a Christmas special where they do Scrooge and Jiminy Cricket comes and tells Scrooge that he's being a bad dude, and it's like back in the day. Yeah, I remember that. He's got Mickey, like, as his apprentice or whatever the, the, the character that he's supposed to, like, take care of. In the end. He was in a story, Christmas on Bear Mountain, 1947, when he first made his debut. Christmas on Bear Mountain. Okay. And that was okay. And he was inspired. His character was inspired by Ebenezer Scrooge. Right. And then he played Ebenezer Scrooge. Yeah. In the Christmas special that they do. Yeah. And then. Then they made DuckTales. Yeah. Yep. That's their. Show. Enough. Yeah. Regular historian podcast here at the Mason. Show about things like, I've been watching gargoyles to fucking, like, look, the more I look at shit, man, I'm thinking, like, you know how my Uncle Bless is. So, when I go see visit my uncle, he was always watching, like, cartoons. He was always watching the old school Looney Tunes. He'd watched the Smurfs, old school Scooby Doo, Three Stooges, you know what I'm saying? All that shit. Right on. And I never understood why he always watched that shit until I got older.

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And I'm watching fucking old school cartoons. And now my dad's stuff, and I'm like, you know, it was a different time because all the nonsense is going on in the world. Let me go watch some old shit. Back in the day that made me feel like a kid for a little bit. You know what I'm saying? That's it. Right? It's. It's the whole point is like to take you out. Yeah. Of reality to give you that break from everything sucks. And then I remember it like shows had meanings with them, you know what I'm saying? Like, remember, G.I. Joe always had a message at the end. You know, there was a lesson learned. Mr. T's fucking show had same thing, you know what I mean? You know, basically teaching people how not to be assholes through fucking via cartoons or whatever the case may be. Right? Teaching lessons. Exactly. With the cartoon. I was watching gargoyles. They had the episode where fucking one of them shoots the fucking cop on accident because he was watching a movie of old school cop and robber movie, and he gets the house and plays with a gun, shoots the bitch, you know what I'm saying? And I'm like, you know what I forgot? Cartoons back in the day actually had somewhat of a purpose to teach you some things here and there. Remember fucking Captain Planet when they. The little motherfuckers, they were on bliss. They were taking the drugs. Yeah, what I'm saying, I was like, you know what? The world needs some cat planet right now. You need some Earth, wind, fire, earth, wind, fire, water and heart. Heart. You know what I mean? You know what I mean. Hot. Yeah. That was the weakest fucking ring, but also the strongest ring when you think about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because you really want. You could do so much with that bitch. And people didn't. Really like Cupid in people up. If you had the heart ring. I don't know if I do all that. Just walking around making people fall in love. Cause you just. You could do all the shit with the heart. You can make different feelings happy. Like, man, you know what? I'm gonna get this bitch of orgasm. She need one of their heart. You think you get heart orgasm? A bitch from across the room? Yeah. You gotta be able to. I don't know that little dude that had the ring. Probably couldn't. He? He didn't understand the power he had.

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Yeah, he didn't understand the power. Yeah, he he he didn't know. He Green Lantern. He was what he's up to. He wasn't. He didn't know how to wield that motherfucker. Definitely did not. But he might have been the perfect guy to have it because he. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. That he was innocent enough. You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't want to give that to the guys like us. No no no no. Fucking shit. Up all day long, you know? Yeah, because you can make it go either way. You can be. Or. You know what, bro? I would literally be walking around with Emma Watson. We heard her to fuck up. Yeah, man. She fell in love with me. Want to take care of me? Likes my lifestyle. Shit. Yeah, I shut it down. We bought the house next door. We're not going on. No. Go to Janet. Janet Jackson Castle. I got a heart. Did I beat the Buffalo State here? That's what I'm saying. Me sweating. But look, I find out the the the answer to the mystery I've been asking. I go right to Oprah. Oprah hearts. Where is Stedman? You know what I'm saying? Like, I solve all kinds of shit. She'd open up the Foot Locker and. All right, all right, we released you. He wouldn't even know what to do. So institutionalized? Yeah. He's like Brooks in a sha Na. He'd be like, Get free. What's his name? And castaway. Remember when I. When when they found fucking Tom Hanks and how he would just lay in the hotel floor? He just cut the light on and off, on and off like he was in the cave. Still, I'm like that. That would be fucking stabby. He wouldn't know what to do. He just be in the room dark, sitting there. I mean, to make it and be doing all the stuff you got to do. Yeah. You're gonna wear yourself out mentally and being a real bit of a bit of a mess. But I don't know, I imagine if I came back like Tom Hanks, I wouldn't be in the floor flipping the switches. I'd be like, yo, I gotta turn on TV, see what's cracking, man. They had. I. Didn't. Have. Laid out for this. The bar, having a drink, eating food. They he cracking crab legs open after he the fucking had to deal with that shit for four years. Yeah. I would have somebody cracking my crab legs. He got. Some seeds and food and all that. My crab legs for me, you know.

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They found out that his wife was fucking the dentist. Like, damn. Yeah, because she thought she was dead, which that makes sense. It's hard to hold that against her. You can't hold that against her because she thought she was dead. Everybody thought she was dead. It was very tough to be like, oh, Helen Hunt, you piece of shit. But here's the thing. When she ran out to the car and tried to, you know, fucking one more, then he's like, no, I can't do that. The fuck you can. You been in a cave on an island for four years. I know that motherfucker. Jump when she jumped. Up on the institution of marriage was more important to that man, apparently. Man. He was the one collecting the fucking Fedex packages when he first landed. Yeah, and not opening them. Now, that's a die hard employee. That's what I'm saying. That that's fucking. Thing I'm doing. Dog cracking. All these motherfuckers. Tell me this liquor. Something's gonna save. My knife. Yeah, I got something here. Something's gonna work. And then fucking. A Jew shipping himself. Can I please have some fishing gear in here? Found the bitch that had the fucking markings on the joint left at the crossover. She passed. Man. Should I go back to holiday? Yes, motherfucker. Hey, I want you to know because you're saved my life. Your your I. I didn't open up the packages that had your fucking designer. Lady that lives in the flatlands, desert like area that does not appear to have an ice skating rink anywhere. Nothing nearby. Your ice skate saved my life. Your sculptures that you make out here all alone. It could have been. Better with nobody out. Yeah, it could have been a hell of a sweater in the story like that. Much better if he was up there. Just, like, chilling. Like they meet. And then they flash forward six months and he's chilling on the porch. Yeah. She's like, you want to come in and get some dessert? And he's like. It just solved it. You like that motherfucker? Look at her. Pass him on the fucking crossroads and he just keep on going. What the fuck? Fuck that man. Come on, man. I mean, though, at that point you're so used to solitude. Like I'm used to solitude. I don't even want to highlight. No, that's that's, That's the update.

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Motherfucker. Been in the cave for four years. Oh. Stanley. Wasn't it Stanley Wilson. Wilson. Wilson. That's what it was. Wilson. He was in the motherfucker with Wilson that whole time. Yeah, like he's still depressed from losing Wilson out there at sea. Yeah, like he got to work. He got to work through that. Yeah. How are you? Go to a fucking. It takes therapist to be like, man, I lost my best homie. This is gonna take some time. Who was it? My man Wilson. He was a valley. He was a volleyball. Yeah. And the only thing they talked to me for years, I don't know. You gotta look at this motherfucker, try to work him through that, like, okay, let's work you through the loss of Wilson. He come back looking like he be on the age diet. Yeah, I mean, madness, madness. Died fucking. He was a he was actually on that shit fucking when he was in Philadelphia. That movie with him in jail. Yeah. That was a. Real good literally the Aids diet though. That was a good movie with them too. Yeah it was. I actually liked that one. That's a great one. Was done. Yeah. Like again, those are the only two actors I really like seeing in the roles they play, because you forget you're looking at that person as an actor. You're actually looking at the character that they're playing because they inhabit that role so well. You know what I mean? Yes. Excuse me. Like I want to watch fallen again with Denzel. You know what I'm saying? That I always liked falling. The one where he's in the in the hospital with the gun, like, take my kidney or whatever. No, no, that's John cute. John. Cute. That. That's the first movie that ever made me cry. That that one right there. Because I was like, damn, this motherfucking man. He ain't there fighting for his kid, you know? Like, I like, man, this motherfucker is like, nah, you ain't burying my kid is not going to bury me, you know? Or I'm not burying my kid. My kid is going to bury me, goddamn it. Fuck that. Well, yeah. And fighting against the insurance companies, because the house was like, no, we can't do nothing because your insurance don't cover it. Like, yo, that's real. That shit hits home with a lot of people. Yeah, that was the very first movie I ever saw that made me cry.

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Was that movie right there? Damn. I think there was one more. Maybe that maybe do that shit. I think it was maybe Antoine Fisher. No, I wasn't Antoine Fisher. It might have been that one. But there was one more, but I can't really remember it. The one with Denzel, though, I wouldn't like, was in a bed. One whole movie. The whole movie. He's in bed with a little thing in his mouth, telling Angelina Jolie, what the fuck do to look for in Bone Collector? You need to go do this shit and pulled off some good acting. And I bet the entire fucking movie this dude doesn't get out the smaller fucking. Yeah. Nothing but his face, man. That's just him sitting there hooked to machines. Queen Latifah is taking care of him. He's telling Angelina's sexy ass back then. You know what the fucking do? You know what I'm saying? Don't turn the pipe. Oh. He's steamed. This is what happened. Tell me exactly described to me what you see right now. What do you smell? Is he on the phone with her? Yeah, he's talking through her. Through the fucking phone about everything on the crime scene. He's got her explaining every fucking detail and all that shit. This motherfucker never moves out the bed. Even when the killer comes there to kill this motherfucker, he can't move. He's. He's stuck. He's a veg. But he played his head so goddamn good. Well, look, that man, there's movies like that, man. There's a Tom Hardy movie where he's just in a car by himself, talking on the phone about a bridge that he needs to get built that's being poured the next day, and he's getting fired from his job. But the bridge is really important. And if they don't do it perfectly, it's going to collapse. And he's like, it's just him in a car, driving, making phone calls on his phone. It's good. It's called loc LOCKE. I think I might have that in my cue. Someone that's some ultra low budget shit. But it's a good movie, like. I mean, it's carried by literally it's it's just Tom Hardy in the car. Yeah. On the phone being intense. And sometimes keeping it. That's that simple. Absolutely. Yeah. That's what I mean. Simplicity is something they don't stick to in entertainment very much.

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They try to make it so complicated. It's so much more than it needs to be. A lot of the times. Yeah. So much more elaborate. And then you end up with just, you know, just not caring because it's fucking stupid. Yeah. Stupid all the time. A lot of them horror joints, man. What was that motherfucking movie until dawn? These motherfuckers are in this house, and they got a basically survive until dawn. They only get. I think it's 13 days. They keep reliving death. They die a different way every fucking day. But something they start, their body starts to alter and change as the days go on. Because they kind of the days blend. They forget that these motherfuckers are basically going through this bullshit process of being killed every fucking day. The end of the movie, they get out, kill the guy. That's like running the fucking facility because it's a facility that these fuckers are in. The The scientist has some experimentation. Somehow he's able to repeat the fucking day over and over and release all different kinds of things to kill these motherfuckers with every fucking day. They kill the guy. They think everything's healthy. But then they flash forward to another scene of another cabin. That's this time. It's in the snow. It's in the mountains. You know what I mean? That fucking. It's all happening all over again. I'm like, this is actually didn't make any sense. Come to the end of it. If you kept it how it was at the very start of it, there were there like, all right, we got to figure out how to get out of here. We're getting killed by, you know, this guy coming in here with a knife or this fucking spirit thing coming at us when they went outside and they had the fucking giant coming through the woods, I'm like, I know you to fuck me up, you know, put a goddamn stupid ass giant in this bitch. Like, now I know we're about to go get dumb now. I'm already in it. Let me finish this up, see what it's working with. You know what I mean? Because they don't make car movies.

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They're not. And they're supposed to be short and sweet. Yeah. And they try to make them, like, too long. I guess. They put too much extra effort. They want the drama. They want the love. Like, what was the one movie. Gotta make it like for you. You gotta make it like the thing where the, like the the suspense. Yeah. Like the actual process of getting to where the monster is is so much more interesting than when the monster. Exactly presents itself. See, Schwarzenegger said this about predator. He said, man, they wanted the scene with him and the girl as like to be a love interest. And Arnold said, man, I had. I argued with him to take that out. He said, because we are being chased by something that wants to kill us, who the fuck got time to fucking the jungle? And I'm like. I have to disagree to a degree. If that girl come at me, I'd have been like, oh, that's why I said, I'm. Gonna take time to go and fuck you in the jungle fucking hunting me. I'm about to die, man. I'm fucking. And get fucking vaporized in the back while you fucking getting it in. The bullshit. If I don't get off before I die, that's just the the fucking punk. Yeah. No, I'm making a mess. We're having a good old time. Nah, but Arnold, mate, since he's like you, trying to escape something, who got time to be fucking? I'm like, you got a point there. If you actually are being chased by some demonic thing or some kind of monster to. To a degree, yes. Michael Myers, if you know, Michael Myers is actually hunting you down. Yeah. You're not fucking. You ain't fucking. Yeah, yeah. I mean. But if you think you're gonna die, you're more likely to fuck. If you don't like. Everybody there. Like you're literally like Steve, you're Schwarzenegger, you're in like the middle of this, like high end military group that goes and does black ops shit and always comes through and always fuck shit up. You're with the baddest motherfuckers. And, you know, you know, eight people that are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet and and seven of them are dead. And you're left and there's this chick that's like, you want some?

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He wants some pussy. Like you're gonna be like, I'm about to die a pussy. If you're the last one. Yeah, you might as well at that point because you're like, all right, either I'm gonna live or I'm not. Like you always say, you might as well. As well at that point. At that point, yeah, you gotta do a might as well moment. Absolutely. Like if I'm in, if I'm being chased by Michael Myers or somebody and it's I know this, this is all I got left. You can't just tell the bitch to go get to the chopper of Michael Myers as well. Hit it. But here's the thing, though. If you're in the middle of a stroke and the Michael Myers pop up like you can't just finish. Yeah, I'm saying. Why not? But I don't know if. I'm saying it might make it more intense. If I'm open this motherfucking stroke here. I happen to look up and Michael Myers is right here. My stroke is off at that point. You know what I'm saying? Like popping out on. This already done. Like. Yeah. Suck. I can't do shit now. You're fucked up my groove, you know? Say so. Are you immediately attacking? If Michael Myers are you like, bum rushing? Michael Myers is trying to squeeze this. I'm have to cause think about this for a second. I'm but naked with my dick. Hard. That's what I'm saying. What else can you do at that point? What is he going to do? You see what I'm saying? Well, attack. Michael Myers got some sense. I don't think he would have. But that dude that's got a hard. On, I don't. No, man, he probably just whip you up. He got the fucking knife. Don't he done Michael Myers carry a knife. He's he's got something. He can slice up your dick. But Busta Rhymes was able to go toe to toe with him. Yeah. What I'm saying that's true. Rhymes just beat his ass. Yeah. I mean, I could probably do. Just step two and started hitting him, like. Because here's the thing. But it didn't work. Was he the one that knocked the dude's head off on the roof? No. Jason went to New York and did that, right? Yeah. So Michael Myers didn't do that. But here's the thing, though. If you ain't if you haven't busted, you still got you got to fight in he. But if, if, if Michael Myers pops up and I don't already busted, I'm dead. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like he's going to kill me because I'm weak at that point.

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Asleep at that point. Yeah. I'm done. You ready for. Your nap? I'm like, you know what? At least you let me finish, dog. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Thank you for letting me finish. I'm coming through on that. You know what I mean? All the way to the end, Mike. Yeah, you. Know it. All right, now you go ahead. But if you interrupt the stroke now, bros just really get into that. I was I just got my stride going, like, yeah, I gotta fuck you up. I got all this. I'm regressing now, right? That's right. It's going to be a problem, Mike. Serious stuff. Yeah. Don't get me before. Yeah, yeah. Better wait. You baby. Quiet. You were. You weren't making it easy on yourself. You know what I'm saying? Kill me today. You better wait till I get off. No shit. Taking the time to get down with this bitch out here. That's how the predator when he got it, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You better let me finish. That's right. If he bust this stroke up now. All right. That's in the chopper. Yeah, that. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, I got a I got at least let me finish before you off me, you know. Yeah, yeah. You can't engage in that level of action and that sort of movie. Especially if you're being chased or haunted by something. You know what I'm saying? Like, like the conjuring type shit. You just. You can't even fucking house in peace. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that was. There, I knew it, and she had a house that was haunted, and she would try to have like, guys over and it would just fuck with everything. And she was like, yeah, I can't be dealing with this, Yeah. She can't get her rocks off. No. No, but but. Blew me in the car. What if she had said to that spirit, do her like the Ghostbuster, ghost dead and Ghostbusters? Yeah. You want to get some? Get you some. Real quick? Shoot me. Yeah. I don't know, bro. That would be bananas. What if you go to a girl's house and she's like, you can fuck me, but you got a fucking ghost first, right? All right. What's the ghost look like? For real? Yeah. I mean, cause you never know. Ghost to who you can. You can have some strange ghost. Jackie o. You never know.

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It could be. Like, yeah, you can. You can have one of the fucking acolytes from Hellraiser pop up on your ass and be all fucked up with a razor. What could be a bitch from Wakanda? You never can tell. You don't know who you get. You get all kind of options there. I think that, like, you kind of got. I don't know. What if you had the Exorcist bitch, the original bitch. With her head spin. Thrown up shit and got all these fucking pus, swords and shit. She's young, man, underage fucking. Okay, okay. Yeah. Let's go to the what? The other one. What's the other axes? Emily. Emily. Rose I don't know. I never seen it. I don't know how old. Is now. She's legal. She's definitely range. Yeah, but she was a herd of hot mess, too. In her picture. Yeah. Funky. Yeah. I mean. Like, they can't be. I'm not saying possessed. I'm saying, like, actual ghosts, like succubus or whatever, like that sort of thing. Like. You. Know, like literally. Okay. Literally what you're talking about from the Ghostbusters where the, the chick was floating over him and then took his pants off. Now, see, I got two goals for you. I don't know if you've seen the movie, though. 13 goes not a cheerleader one. I've seen parts, but I've never seen it. I don't know if a cheerleader goes to 13 ghosts. That that she could have caught it. She could have caught it. That's the one that killed herself. She could have caught it. But the fucking. The bitch that was the the, the mama to the big baby that killed. Nah, that old bitch die like, there. See, you don't know what you're stepping. Into, right? You don't know what? You don't know what kind of ghost you don't. Get a ghost that can manipulate itself. Can it look one way, one minute and another way another? Because what. If you remember? You remember this shining, right? He goes in the room and the bitch look young, and then he gives her a kiss and she gets old and rotten. Yeah. But she starts laughing at him. That's. That's what I'm saying. So what if what if she came out like Watson and you was up in that motherfucker going nuts in that bitch? And then right when you was about to go head bus off. She turned into that. Yeah. And it was just a hot mess of shit.

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And you're like, man, fuck, fuck, fuck, I gotta do that. Yeah. What do you do? Yeah. Finish up. What do you do? Yeah. Wait. What are you, Watson. Almost the whole time. You gotta do it like, Marlon did in fucking Scary movie. We had the brown bag and put over the bitch. No, not now, girl. Keep it on, keep it on, keep it up. Don't take. It off. God. No. I think that didn't that that that came out and said the new scary movie. I never went to go see it. I don't know, I haven't seen him. None of that shit. I think it's coming or it hasn't. Might have already happened. I know Street Fighter is going to pop up soon. You know that that movie is not going to be shit. It's not gonna. Be good. Nope, nope. I'm looking at I looked at the fucking trailer for it, and I'm like, some of the shit in the trailer looks good. But you got Momoa, dude. What's that motherfucker, Jason Momoa? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's playing Blanca. The one brother that plays, right? I've seen him in a whole bunch of shit like that, motherfucker. He's a good fucking, you know, a fighter in movies. You know? I've watched him in a man. It was a series. I can't remember the name of the city, but it was a good joint, with him in it. I seen him in a couple days where he's a good fighter. So him playing riot school, the guy that's playing Ken, he don't look, you know it, don't it? Stretching the skin, dude out. I mean, they all look very much like the characters looked in the game to me. Yeah, it looks like it takes place in the 90s. Like it's got like 1993. 96 playing. What's his name? Ball girl. Whatever the fuck that motherfucker boxer was in the bitch. I'm just interested how they're going to handle things like Yoda flame and, Yeah. And the electric fine thing where, like, Blanca would make you a cute if you touched him. All that kind of shit. Like, there's a whole lot of it.

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I'm like. I'm an. Ain't gonna lie, I'm still watching either. Going to be an absolute fucking sub like blast of a movie. It's either going to be, like, amazingly fun. It's gonna be fucking horrible. Yeah. Because like Masters of the universe, that was horrible. The He-Man movie. That sucks. That was. But he meant sucks. Like, the older I get, the more he meant I look at, the more I'm like, that shit just sucks. Yeah. You know, I liked it when I was a kid. I was a dumbass. When I was a kid. We. All were. Exactly. Yeah. So like, fuck, I'm not gonna, like, keep watching He-Man shit. Just, like, try to wait for them to bring out a good He-Man. Because I liked He-Man when I was a kid, like, I'm not. No, you don't get that. Fucking me. Y'all got to make something that's good so that I. It's so good. I hear about it multiple times, and then I'm gonna be like, all right, I'll go watch. The first Transformers I liked. The G.I. Joe movies. They did. I didn't really care for a Snake Eyes I liked, though. I didn't really watch any of those. Yeah, the G.I. Joe movies, they were just. They didn't make sense. Because I didn't. I didn't hear enough good about. Yeah, they just they weren't like the characters. The way they the way they if the second one would have picked up where the first one left off of it probably could have been decent, but they didn't follow the same pattern. So I'm like, you got the second one. That's a completely different fucking movie, you know what I mean? Then you got this other spin off of Snake Eyes, which I like, Snake Eyes, because it's just about him, you know what I mean? I like the fucking ninja shit. Yeah, that's my thing. Right on. But, like, you know, when they're talking about doing, like, remakes of fucking ThunderCats, like, I want to see the tank. Give me the tank and Panther. I want to see what y'all do. If y'all fuck them up, then the movie ain't worth it to me because I don't care about an underestimate. Give me a tank and give me Panther. Let me see how y'all fucking handle that. Because the tank is. I always want to drive that motherfucker. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's pretty rad. Yeah. That's true. Like that right there in itself would fuck some shit up.

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All these motherfuckers listening to the lion, young ass that he's the only one that aged when they came to the planet type shit. You know what I'm saying? All the rest of them, you know, stayed the same. Lion-O was the one that got older. I don't know, the whole thing is weird. I saw something about it. Where they're apparently just, like, trying to inhabit this place that's already inhabited by somebody else. So it's sort of like the. This whole show is told from the perspective of the intruders. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Like, as if they're the good guys. And I mean, maybe they are, I don't know, like, but it's all just it's unnecessary unnecessarily. Goofy shit, man. Like just all these shows we watched when we were kids, it's like they they almost weren't supposed to make sense. Yeah. They weren't, you know, so, like, now you try to make movies out of them, but out of shows that didn't make sense in the first place, then weren't supposed to make sense. Yeah. So I'm like, why are we even bothering with this shit? Because, like, I want quality movies. I don't want stuff. That's just. We're not going. To get the property. We might. Get a couple of them here and there, but we ain't going to get that like like how we had back then. Yeah, a lot of people talking about how like movies from the 90s are so much better. And I'm like, yeah, they are. Yeah. There's a lot of good movies from the 90s. Like Odyssey. Odyssey, I think could have been done way better. You've seen it. Yeah, there could have been me and wife. You said the same shit. She was like, man, it was just as born as the book. I'm like, I like Greek mythology and shit. So for me it was cool. But I'm like, they drew out so much shit. And then when I got to the action, it was his action. It's gone. Like, that's how quick it came and went. Yeah. That sucks. Like, nah, that was. That's what you. Were there. That's what I'm here for. Yeah, that's. What I want to see. The epic battles. Yeah. The mythology. Not the story itself. Not the guy sitting on the boat looking at each other, waiting to get somewhere.

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Exactly. You know what I mean? So that was a part of, like, three hours of this shit. That's what I mean. Like. I don't even know. I don't even know. I haven't seen it, so I can't really comment on it. Have you watched Oppenheimer? Because that's like three hours long. I haven't watched that either. I want. To I like it to a degree, but it's like like it's really well acted. It's a good story. It's all the all of like the things about its production are good. Yeah. But it's not the kind of story that I dig on. I guess. You know what I mean? Because I knew I've watched all kinds of shit when it comes to the Manhattan Project and all that shit, and about how they were on these farms. Yeah, like it's interesting more than it is. Like. I see, that's the thing. Like, I, I've known all this shit. I've seen shows the washed out memories. So for me to watch Oppenheimer, if you don't live up to the point of the shit that I think I have in my head, that's what fucks with me. Like I think it's more based on actually Oppenheimer and not necessarily just the Manhattan Project is more about. Like the Albert Hammer himself. Yes. It's more about how he lived his life and dealt with the repercussions. It's sort of like classic Nolan style, where there's like sort of two timelines going where you're young and then he's old and then he's young and then he's old and he's sort of dealing with like being the old guy that did it and having to deal with the repercussions of watching his what? His vision. Yeah. Do what it does. You know, and like I think there's like a court case. Yeah. That it's sort of hinging on like it's a, it's a, it's a well done movie. It's because it works sitting three hours through it. I don't know. Yeah, exactly. Not something you're highly interested in I would say no. But you watch stuff that I think is completely retarded. Yeah. So, like, if you're going to take time out of your day to watch three hours of anything, I would say Oppenheimer is a better expenditure of that time. Yeah. Than any of these stupid horror movies you might watch

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that are just on some streaming. Just to see. Right. Like I found some, I found some fucking good Kong Fu shits flicks with a Tony and some other cats that I know from fucking movies from back in the day. I'm like, oh shit, a lot of these cats got together and started doing movies together, you know what I mean? I'm like, that's actually cool. That's like, if Bruce Lee gently and Jackie Chan got together, do some shit, you know, back in the day, that motherfucker would have been tight. That'd be pretty fucking gently. And and and, Jackie Chan actually done a movie together. It's about the Monkey King. And I already knew the legend of the Monkey King. So when I watched the movie with them two in it, and Jackie Chan is drunk Master all over again, I'm like, oh, best bet fucking Jet Li plays the Monkey King's, you know, avatar kind of shit. And they fight each other in the two different styles. I'm like, see, this won't talk about when you put two people who are very well done in their fucking field of shit. They're doing their own shit together. They're doing their stunts together. They're highly accomplishing what they're doing with very different styles, and they're able to work together and make something. And make a fucking decent fucking movie that normally would be like, oh, this thing, we're fucked. But this was actually fucking good to me. I'm like, you know, that's not a bad fucking take on the Monkey King, you know what I mean? I enjoyed the shit. Like when we went to go to the Chinese Ballet, and I'm telling my wife the story about the Monkey King, and she's like, how the fuck do you know this shit? I'm like, it's mythology. Like, I kind of know a lot about mythology. I read some stuff sometimes, and then I watch some Jet Li movie. I like fucking mythology because to me, mythology ain't nothing but comic books for back then, you know what I'm saying? That's how I look at it. And like, they all tell stories about certain gods. So even had. Thor, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like fucking even the Egyptians mythology. Everybody's shit tells similar stories about the same individual

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that controls the same shit, just under a different name. It's like it's either like the same individual that was called different names in different cultures. Yeah, all being spoken of through different interpretations, or it's like some sort of morality story that's shared amongst all. The what. A different. But all of them come together. Because everybody has their own interpretation. Exactly. It's like when people are like, oh, Jesus is a whitish black, and then somebody else from some other place, like an Asian place would be like, no, he's Asian, you know, because like everybody, when they're making their little religions in their own little spaces, they. Have their own interpretation, interpreting what it. Is that are the characters resemble the people that are in their space. I got one for you, bro. I threw this out to the wifey the other day. I was watching some shit on History Channel's got Trey Joe. He's the host of it. It's like something mysteries beyond or something like that. Something about, dinosaurs. Right. And I'm watching this shit, and it's talking about how this one lady found this fossil, you know, and she became one of the most extreme, well known self-taught paleontologists. Whatever. Right. Okay. I'm like, oh, cool. And I'm watching all this shit, and I'm looking at it and I'm like, you know what? The next episode was? Them talking about dragons and how every fucking culture under the sun has some story about drought of dragons, right? But there's never any stories about dinosaurs anywhere ever mentioned. And I was like, you know what? Someone wants a baby just throwing this out there. What if these things that people say are dinosaurs were actually fucking dragons? We we think we know dragons as these fire breathing animals with wings that can fly. Dragons could have been doing different kinds of things. They could have been different kind of dragons all over.

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We just call them dinosaurs. Now, that's just a theory I threw out there. I'm like, what if that is what they are? We don't know that for sure. These motherfuckers don't even know that for sure. They just call these bones dinosaurs because they're like, oh, this what we're going to call them. This is the period they lived in. We don't there is no fact to that, that we know that this is what this animal look like did or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. Two, two, three. The way they look always is changing. Exactly like when we were kids. They were like leathery skin, like a like an alligator. And the. Feathers like chickens. You know? So maybe they got the same leathery type of skin, but it's covered in feathers, you know, and like a lot of them, maybe they flew that we didn't think flew some strange. But dragons fly right a lot of the times. But you got water dragons and and a lot of cultures and like a lot of Chinese cultures and shit, they're from the water. They're from the volcanoes. They're from the caves. You got the Norse. When they talk about dragons, they guard the gold. They guard the riches, the gold. Yeah. You know. If you get too much gold, the dragons will come for you. It's all our every different culture through different time periods to this ain't like, you know, the same time period. These are eons before this one. Decades before this one, millennia before this. Like Quetzalcoatl, there's a place in Mexico that has, like the staircase. They win. The sun hits it at the time of year. It looks like a snake thing, like all this stuff like. But it also you got, like, potential ancient interpretations, right? Imagine a spaceship. It's it's like thousands of years ago. And we're just fucking primitive, man. And we're chilling in a spaceship comes from across the sky. And it's it's some sort of spaceship that we wouldn't expect from looking at Star Trek. Right. But it's imagine it's like something that like we would make now. Yeah. And it's kicking out a bunch of black smoke. So it comes across the sky, it leaves a trail of smoke, and then it comes down and lands and the, the,

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you know, the gate opens up like a mouth and somebody walks out. Yeah, right. So you've got this trail behind it. It's breathing fire when it's coming down because it's using rocket thrusters to land itself. So like maybe the dragons were aliens flying around in spaceships. Yeah, that's that's part of what the what the. That's they think is that. Yeah. Yeah. They think that. You know what I mean. But like, you have a cataclysm and then an alien race comes down and gives the gives man more information than they previously had in order to help them get to the next level or give some information that they had lost. And then they reinterpreted over the course of time, say, yeah, so like 10,000 or 30,000 or 50,000 years ago, maybe they came and they gave a current current man information, and they developed a society that uses information and technology differently than we do. Yeah. They didn't use internal combustion, used magnetic thrusters. But there's so much shit there. But then a cataclysm came and wiped out all this stuff. And then then they came back 12,000 years ago and gave everybody fucking more knowledge. Yeah. Here's how you make it. Here's how you make a fire. Keep trying to help you keep fucking yourselves up some kind of way. Like, how the fuck do y'all keep. Where violent species. Yeah, like we'd be hating on. Just like the dudes that, like, watch the gorillas in the jungle. They can't bring food when they're watching the gorillas coming like, fuck em up. You can't be eating around me. No. But again, that's one of the things. Why the fuck do you want to go see a fucking goddamn mountain gorilla? Knowing that there is a high probability you can get fucked up? Yeah, yeah. By just fucking doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. Because you think that you can study them and bring something to our greater society by doing so. No. No, no, no. That's the reason. Why I think some people do that. But there's these people that go and pay for these trips to do shit like this,

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just to say they did it. Like when you're on a safari and you got you're in the fucking Jeep with the open. That's that's different though. No. Like I'm talking about like a Jane Goodall, like a real science. I get that, I get that, I get what you're saying. Those people. But like when you're talking about, like, taking a safari and just going so you can get your picture taken next or something like In the. Wild, that makes no sense to me that maybe why do you want to put your life experience? Which makes very little sense, because I do find that sort of stuff fascinating. When I was a kid, I used to watch the Nature Channel shit. Yeah, I still do. And like, I wouldn't mind being there and seeing that, but it would have to be like a part of my life and not like I'm gonna spend $30,000 to go to South Africa and ride around in a Jeep for two weeks. That's why it opened. Why? I see one with a leopard. It's on top of this bitch. Yeah, like they jump up on the top. And. They'll just tell you down and show y'all. Just be still. Be still. Motherfucker. What? How much money do I spend to have to be still? How long I gotta sit here like. This is. This is what this species does. This is what we do is the species. That's why we build carbon fiber tubs and go try to look at the Titanic and implode ourselves. You know what I mean? I wouldn't put us in that weak category. No no, no, no, I mean. You're wrong. There is. A that is all of us like that is not them in us. That is all of us. I was there so that way. No. Like when it comes down to like where there's 20 of us standing on the side of the, the dock and somebody says, all right, five of them is going to happen, is we're going to go see the Titanic. And you and I are like, I'm not taking that risk. But out of those 20 people, five people are going to be like, yeah, I'll hop in. Like very interesting, you know what I mean? That was them. That's right. That was them. That was there. That's when it becomes them. Yeah, but it's still us as a species that is doing that like it's us as species. It does all of these stupid things and like, we can't look at it and go, well, that wasn't us. That was them. No, that was mankind. We're being fucking stupid, just like we always are.

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So we have to, like, try to elevate ourselves to be aware of just how stupid we could be and then try not to be stupid. Like. I don't know. I don't know how else to like articulated as to what we. Do is that's why that's like, you know, we're putting in the categories of motherfuckers eating tie pods. But you know. But we as a species are doing that. So we as a it's like it's like they say like the, the tide raises all boats or whatever, right? Yeah. We have to get like, everyone to a better level so that our bottom rung individuals are not eating tide pods. They're just like, you know, losers or what are not not even losers. Natural selection to happen. Because what was I see. Finds a way. It finds. A way because I believe what's happening is that when you break it down like that, in a sense, we as a human species, those motherfuckers that are eating tie pods, we want to keep trying to save them for eating. The time we need to do is make tide pods poisonous, so that when you eat them, you die. And then natural selection takes out the people that he died. That's what I'm saying, is, like those that are up here on that rung, look down at these motherfuckers like, oh, you know what? You guys need help because y'all are just stupid. Like, you're going to get yourself hurt. Some kind of. That's right. But it's the job of the smarter ones to find a way to point out the next rung up on the ladder to the bottom rungs on the. You know what I'm saying? Like you say. Motherfuckers can't see it. It's like they see it. It's like when you watch people that are rock climbing on, like the side of the face inside the building fucking do that. And I'm saying they're practicing and like, someone. Point to that. Someone could point to them and say, you want to reach for the purple spot that said above you to the right, and you help them get there. That's what we as a species need to do for each other is be more, we. Believe. To say. We try. We need to do this because this is the better way to go. There are some of those that you can't do that too, and. Those are the ones who are naturally select themselves out. Or at least they're supposed. To somehow you would think. But those who are somehow. The ones having 12. Kids. That it was having 12.

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Kids, that's the idiocracy of shit. That's that idiocracy part right there, right? The dumb motherfuckers are multiplying like crazy. That's right. Like, what the fuck? Like, bro. And the problem is, because we have a lot of us, like myself, have lost all faith in the ability to procreate with someone. That's not going to be a bigger detriment to the children that you create than a positive like they're going to be. And I can understand it. Bigger problems than they're worth. This motherfucker. I was watching news with my mom when she got out of the hospital. I'm at the house with her. This dude got struck by lightning, right? I was walking by the fence. He was walking by the tree. Walk under the tree. Well, he had, like, an umbrella, right? With the. Walking by the picket fence. He got to the tree and he got fucking like. Lightning hit the fucking tree. When he got her right there and shot right through him. This motherfucker walked out of his house during a thunderstorm, whistling to his car with the. You got the umbrella up with a thunderstorm. Lightning is happening. Yeah. You have become a fucking lightning rod. That's right. That's right. Then you decide to take your stupid ass whistling to your motherfucking car and got second hand electrocuted because the lightning struck the tree. Because it was going to strike you until you got under that motherfucker tree. Now you created a higher positive charge. Lightning is going to come down. From the tree to him because he was so close to the tree. Because he was close to the tree. Right. But see. So when I learned Discovery Channel, all that shit, lightning is going to try to find that negative positive charge to change its energy. So you have a pole up you go by a bigger pole. Lightning is going to change, is going to take that bigger pole and it transferred into you. Then you get up and you're like, oh my God, I survived. That's that natural selection. You got skipped because you were stupid. That's right. Who the fuck walks under a goddamn tree during a lightning storm? Dumb. I mean, because, like. But that's the stuff they were teaching us as children in the 80s.

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They're not teaching. I'm saying like, fuck. I tell my kids all. The time, this is how natural selection gets there. Because as time goes, the threshold of what is taught to the young changes. And so the young becomes dumb about things that they weren't dumb about before. So like, kids are going to be getting electrocuted and doing things that they shouldn't have been doing because nobody teaches them that now they teach them. Look, I don't understand. That's the thing I don't understand. Well, you know, because that was one of the things I told kids all the time when they were little. Hey, you know what? The storms do not go under a tree if you ever out and about and it's lightning and stormy, you want to get inside of a building. Don't grab the flagpole and start shaking it. Or even getting into a car. A car. It's already grounded. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? So if lightning hits it, you're safe. Yeah. Long as you're in a vehicle. Electric wire gets snapped laying on the ground. You don't go out there to that ground. You don't touch that. That electric. This shit. I told my kids. Were there because I. Love being told to shit as a. Young stop, drop and roll. Yeah. You don't put shit in the fucking socket. You know what I mean? You don't put a fork in a socket, right? Type shit, you know what I'm saying? Like I do. These are certain things. You don't grab a hot pan out the other with your bare hands. But you got videos of motherfuckers saying, hey, here, grab this pot, Mike. We got videos of dudes dousing themselves in lighter fluid and lighting themselves on fire and jumping into the shower. Yeah, like that's gonna do the trick. Like. Like you got this. They don't, bro. Like, natural selection will find a way. But they doesn't. That's the thing. These motherfuckers survive. They survive to go on and do some other dumb shit. They don't all survive. They're dying out there. I guarantee you, there's once dying out there you don't know about. Did it do a dumb shit if we can pull up. What they have been doing dumb shit prior to the dumb shit that they died from, right? Because that's the problem. See, now you're looking at it as a final destination.

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But it doesn't. That's going to find its way. It doesn't. It will. If you're that dumb, if you're dumb enough to not learn. Like if you burn your hand on the stove because it was on and you didn't look, and you keep doing that over and over again, eventually you're either gonna learn, are you gonna lose whatever limb you're burning? There's just one dude, man. He comes up on my feet every so often. He goes the shakes real bad. Does construction work and flip flops, sometimes barefoot. And he's always doing some. And he'll, like, nail gun his fingertips some shit, or get his foot caught up in something. And I'm like, how fucking stupid can you be? But you're still out here doing it. Yeah. They keep doing it. That's the thing. Like they keep doing it over and over and over until it gets them. It'll finally it'll catch them. One of these days, natural selection will catch them eventually. Natural selection. Go get all of us as some point, you know what I mean? But I'm like, God damn, you see these motherfuckers making? They're like, oh, that was a close one there. Let me go back and do that same dumb shit again. Or actually let me go do something even dumber. It's like cyclist, man. Eventually somebody's gonna run you. Over, man. Them motherfuckers. You should see the new South Park. It's called South America now because everybody be changing everything to America now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like like, Randy is like riding a bicycle, and he's like, in the middle of the road, and this guy's like, you could get out of the way. And he's like, oh, you know, don't be mad just because I'm healthy. And he's like, he's like, there's so many scenes where there's people behind the cyclists, just like, bruh. They were out again last week, but this time it was on a fucking Thursday, bro. Like just a random Thursday. And she's old white dudes. They was on this back road that I know. It's always old. They should not have been on this road like it's a narrow road already. And I'm fucking driving and I'm getting it, you know what I mean? Fucking this car is going by. I slow down because he's flashing his lights. I'm like, all right, cool. I'm slow down.

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So it must be coming up over that hill, man. I pop up over this hill, they pedal and I'm like, what the fuck? I said, where y'all motherfuckers come from? Fuck it. It's four of them that pass me. I keep on getting it. I'm about 2 or 3 miles down. There's one solo motherfucker. He's struggling. Right? I'm like, man, let me just hurry up. Get off this road. I get to the stop sign. Right. There's another truck getting ready to pass me. He's at the stop sign across from me. I see him, I see cyclists right behind this fucking truck. You know what I mean? They're, like, up on his ass. Almost there like this to him, you know what I mean? He stopped at the stop sign. He comes on through. Boom. I see him come through. I'm starting to drive through now. We passing each other. I look to the side. The cyclists didn't even stop. They just kept on pedaling through the stop sign. I'm like. Yeah, fuck are y'all doing? Y'all are supposed to obey the fucking road laws here. Yeah, because there was a car on this side waiting to come past, and he had to stop because me and the truck we went by and it would have been his turn as soon as he went to pull out. Then motherfuckers. And they. Doing this number here. Like, yeah, then you're gonna have to catch him and pass him, motherfucker. Then you got to catch him and pass him after that. Yeah, I fucking. Hate him, man. That shit, man. Oh, man. We gotta do something with the cyclists. We gotta change that law. Y'all motherfuckers only allowed to ride on fucking bike trails. You know what I mean? Go to the Appalachian Mountains. Go. Go somewhere where you're not inconveniencing fucking traffic. And if you want to inconvenience traffic, bitch, abide by those said laws. Because I feel that if you're at a stop sign and you run that stop sign, that camera should take a picture of your stupid ass running said stop sign. You should get hit with something. If you want to have cameras up, they should be catching fucking cyclists. Yeah, stop lying signs and red lights and. Fuck these motherfuckers, man. God damn it. Yeah, yeah. Fuck.

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That's part of the reason why I'm kind of glad it's getting cold. Because you won't see these bitches. Nah, they'll be out there some. The first nice fucking spring day that hits. Oh, that is coming back. You don't have them all over the place when you go over and done, bro. It's out of control. Up that way, yo. This past, this past week, I've been running into a lot of the horse riders. Like people on horses out there on the street. Yeah, but but but they're where they're supposed to be at. Yeah. I'll see. Them crossings. I'll see them at the crossings. I'll see them coming down through the field. I'm like, all right, cool. I'm a chill. But y'all do y'all thing like, I was on this back row and this lady was on the horse I pulled on over, let her and her horses, they going by. She waved, thanked me and said yes. Cool. Because I understand where you're at. You're in where you are supposed to be at. Well, that's the thing. They're in very select areas. Yeah. They're not there all the time. Yeah, exactly. Actually trying to get out of your way like they know, they know, they know like it's funny. They're like there's another life there that they're responsible for. Yeah. Yeah. That's where their their care comes from. The cyclists often don't care about in your life. Because their life in their mind is there more important than you are. That's right. Fuck you. That's right. Even though I might have ran the stop sign and you hit me, that is your fault for hitting me. Not because I ran the stop sign because you actually waited to stop sign. It's me and five of my friends were here riding 3D next to each other in a blind turn. Yeah, it's a 55 mile an hour sign with a goddamn at going 13 miles an hour. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. And you came around going 50. Not even. Not even 55. Just chilling. And just so happened to fucking kill us all. Because y'all were there. So now you go to jail, we're dead because of our right. Yeah. To fucking. To ruin. To ruin. Your life on this road. To ruin your life. Yeah, yeah. Why, man, fuck. You like I want to hurt you. I don't want nothing to do with you, bro. Get out of the way. Like shit. I just need you to move, bitch. Ladies and gentlemen, with. What you do. Move, bitch! We don't have to bring this episode to a close.

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