THE MASON AND FRIENDS SHOW
EPISODE 1074 — TRANSCRIPT

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, how much harder do y'all want to fucking try to get Skynet to blow this motherfucker. Up, bro? It's over dog. It's over. Like, what's going on right now? 70% of the world's fucking internet websites are subject to some sort of disease or virus that they just found through AI that is already infected, like 70% of the fucking populated websites and shit like this is this is literally Terminator three, man.

Like there's all sorts of weird shit happening around the world. Oh, why is that happening? I don't know, maybe the algorithm is doing it, man. Maybe it's literally fucking Skydeck. Right? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,074th time, it is featuring that dude called El Reno.

What are the edges? As well as that dude called the Big Steve. What it is, what it was and what it'll be. As well as that dude called the Black Hand. Yeah. As well as myself, El Mahoney.

Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today? Just back at it again. Mike coming at him here on a Thursday or Friday morning. This is Friday morning. Since the schedules have changed up a bit.

Give me enough time to actually get the video and audio done with a little bit of, like, actual attempts to make it, like, sail out into this ether. Yeah. You know, get it out there and talk the internet with it.

A little more. Bizarre search engine optimization and play than has ever been done. Like literally took me a like almost 1100 episodes to start being like, I guess I should start trying to promote this thing.

But that's all good. I got the AI to help out. Yeah, yeah, I didn't have the AI before. Exactly. Doing the best I could back in the day before. We had. What's right. That's the rickety aspect.

Now we have, like, an AI assistant helping to promote the show. We should call. The. You know, like, how fucking Tony Stark. 9000 and all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should have. We should named AI for the base of the French show.

Give AI a name. You want. The first? Yeah. We should give it, like a first mate. Something like. Oh, I could do shit. It's the rickety shit. We'll come up with something as we think, tank it out.

But it'll think tank up. Yeah. You know, they redoing fucking Miami Vice now? Yeah. Miami Vice, 85 with Michael B Jordan. Got John Leguizamo in it. I don't know the rest of my fucking people.

I've seen them. Hey, you wouldn't know these white folks if you see, I send it to y'all on the ground. Yeah, the white dude is I don't know, I can't think of his name, but he's been in some good shit. Yeah, a couple of minutes of shit.

I just can't remember who the fuck they are. He was the, the young dude in the bikers movie about the outlaw motorcycle club. Tom Hardy. No, no other dude his young that, like, went and got beat up at the bar and like, I think he leaves at the end or something and gets out of the the biker lifestyle, but whatever.

No bells. Now there's he's in other stuff, I don't know. I can't think of what he's been in, but. I've seen him enough stuff. I don't know his name. I know what you're talking. About, Hardy.

It could be good. I saw Tom Hardy is going to be new Wolverine. That might actually be. That might be good. That might. He's really going to be Wolverine. That's what I heard. That's what I saw.

Think about. He's small too. He's short. It's a huge. Jackman is a giant. Wolverine ain't supposed to be. Nah. Big or tall? Supposed to be a midget. But did. You get my language? Little person.

Did you like when a Deadpool found the midget over in Little Short King? Look at. Cue the fucking montage. Comic book. Accurate. Oh. I love that. I love writing. I think I do, just hilarious, isn't it?

Roll. Yeah. That was. That was for him. It suits him. It's one of those was. That's like. All right. You were made for that roll right there. He nailed it. It's getting to be that time of year.

Are you excited for this? This doom movie? You know I am. Yeah. Yeah. I really see what's going to happen with it. Hopefully they don't shut the bed with it, but I don't think they will.

I mean, they kind of had to fucking do some shit because of them getting rid of fucking, Jonathan. Jonathan Majors fucking timeline and all that. Yeah. They brought Robert. Downey Jr back is going to be fired.

There's no way it's not going to be fired. Do you think it's going to. Be like some bullshit? I'll tell you that much. Do you think it's going to be like Robert Downey Jr went off after being Tony Stark and became, you know, molded by the universe to come back.

The best doom. I've tried my very best to not pay attention to any of the theories or what it could be, what it's going to be. You want to just let the movie do what it does do?

Yes, because I feel like I when I hear it, like I get expectations and I'm going to be in a much better mood if I come in here without any amount. If I try to just let it be what it's going to be.

You treat, you treat a marvel movies like dating. So I'm old school Marvel comic book nerd my whole life, since I was a kid, and for the most part, a lot of people give static to Marvel.

I think they did as good a job as you can with all the different obstacles and writers strikes, all the things like that. Yeah. When they got with Disney, it's fucked up, fucked it all up.

So I'm just happy it's still a thing because it didn't have to be a thing. You know, Disney didn't have to buy that studio and start making all the you know, we could have been done with Iron Man one and two and then no more.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm glad. You're happy for what you have, even though all of the movies are not as good as they could be. Yes. Yeah, I try to. I try to look at the silver lining for all of them.

Some of them are garbage. Some of them are as like he's talking about. The Jonathan Majors was supposed to be a major timeline thing for this next generation of movies, but then he smacked his girlfriend or whatever and.

Gave me chase him down the street or whatever. Took his phone, wouldn't give it back. Yeah. Didn't really. Didn't actually go off running. Is that the reason he smacked her? She took his phone. Didn't he?

Didn't smack. He took the phone from her. Is the physical act. Yeah. I don't like wrestling with her to get it. So retrieving one's property from. Yeah, virtually. And he knew the second he got out of the car and ran and took off running from the bitch he knew shouldn't have done that.

And she, she had she had horror movie speed and stamina because that bitch was running him down in the hills for blocks and didn't miss a fucking stride. That's crazy bitch. Horrible. And it's a testament to the plight of in Hollywood or being exposed like that.

And one little mistake it all it takes to give in. You know what, John? The Majors is doing now? Yeah, he's got that movie. Conservative media do it now. It's fucking because he for mighty have fallen sad.

All because. All because you wanted to get your phone back from a girl you weren't interested in anymore. Sad. I agree. Well, the fact of the world allows everybody to act this fool and. But they. Forces it with laws and shit.

He was found innocent on all fucking charges and they still charged him with some bullshit. And Disney still cut him. Guilty in the court of public opinion. Yeah, yeah, but not in the conservative world.

No, they look at the facts, they go, oh, well, you know, he found not guilty. So we'll take their word for it that he's not some whatever like whatever they whatever they were accusing him of being.

I don't even know what they you would categorize that as. I forgot what it was. It was like they called it, like some kind of second degree assault, a physical assault. Either way, I hate that.

I hate the justice system just as much as the next guy. But the justice system is one thing. But the court of public opinion is that's a whole nother off the chain, off the wheels.

Who knows? Because like the lady that fucking kill the kids slash, not kill the kid. Your sister said she didn't kill the kids of the daddy. I heard that too. And I don't know about that.

I don't I didn't follow the the trial at all. What the issue was, not whether or not she was guilty or not, is that her defense is I'm not responsible. Because I'm depressed. Yeah, that's.

Part of the process. That's where the whole country got upset. Not the. I also agree this motherfucker probably killed his kids. I'm not denying what the woman is. The the the big controversy was they tried it.

Took one brother on that jury. Yeah, yeah. So they were going to find her not guilty because she was crazy. But, like, then they were going to send her to a mental institute and not jail.

Jail. And those are the options. And that's why I'm, like, stringing a bitch up fucker. Like, I don't want to pay for that shit for 90 fucking 80, 40 years, however the fuck long she gonna live where and keep her alive.

It's cost 100 grand a year or whatever. Keep an inmate, go. To the public opinion. They've raised all this money for this bitch, and then. That's because these hoes out here identifying with it. Well, hold on.

Or they're like your wife that sees the thing as a completely like, you know, mistrial of. Justice thing. You got Nolan Wells mom trying to find fucking what happened to her son, and everybody's throwing her under the bus because they're like, why the fuck would you even try to find out what happened to who?

Who killed your son or what happened to your son. That's just wrong. These guys here are innocent. Like you're criticizing this month for trying to find out what happened to her kid. I love that, mom.

She wrote a letter. I wasn't even necessarily mean that the other kids did or didn't have a. What the. Fuck happened? She wants to know what happened. Public opinion is like now fuck you bitch.

You're wrong for doing this shit and you're ruining these kids lives. She's just trying to find. A way. That's just that's just media distortions. Most public opinion, if they're told the facts, if you if you accept the facts as what you're given, if you say, okay, you're telling me this is what it is.

Nobody was given all the facts. They they didn't tell the shit out there. That's what she's trying to get. That's what she did. That's what she's. Going for. My point is that, like, the media does not tell the primary media consumer that this is bullshit.

Oh, no. They won't. You know, they're like, oh, this is a person that is like not trustworthy or the reporting. Yeah. Reporting with this person. So they ain't making up their own opinion. They're just saying this is what the sheriff said.

This is what the prosecutor says. Who's they're going to prosecute. We're just reporting it, but they can't offer up. They're supposed to be unbiased. That's what the news is supposed to be. It's not supposed to give you fat, not opinion because it's control.

That's right. We're not. And that's the point. They're trying to they're trying to manipulate your opinion through the media. And we're just trying to figure out what the fuck is happening. That's just like all these other cats. I'll be here.

No, there's lives taking over the world. What, are we going down? These. My damn muscles! Are you fucking taking over the world? I don't want I don't want. Muslins or Christians telling me what I can and can't do.

And to me, that's what the point of like a free society of America is. That's what it's. Supposed to be like. You can be this or you can be and you can live basically however you want, but you can't tell me shit.

And the problem with a lot of these religions is that they feel entitled to tell other people that they have to live under their rules. I don't even think it's the religion. That's the it's the people that are the die hards in this shit, right?

You know what I mean? They're like, oh, you need to be this way because my shit is right, bitch. Fuck you. There's a motherfucker that's fucking animal right now. And y'all think that's okay or some shit because that will come out and say, hey, this is my religion. This shit is right. Hoo hoo.

What? Religion fucks animals? I don't fucking know. I'm just saying there's people. I had to do this. But did you see the FBI? Patel? Yeah. Casper said we're going to loosen up the the restrictions on whether or not he's ever been convicted of BCI.

Not him, but new applicants, FBI. Involved in it or whatever. Yeah, he's talking about he's talking about it, though, when I see him speak about it like it's some victim thing. Like if you're a victim of beasts, I'm like, what do you mean, like a dog?

You fuck. Fuck. You going to be a victim of bestiality, but, like, so if. But when he says it like that, I'm like, yeah, I guess so. I don't want somebody that got right by horse or whatever.

How does that happen? This is okay. So you got the moment. That doesn't seem. Like they put peanut butter. On there. I think it's like if we met Rover I think he he's Rover. Goes too. Hard on it.

That's what I'm saying though I think I feel like if they kidnap you, if they kidnap you and they strap you to a bed, and then they let peanut butter on you and sic the dog on you or the fucking tiger or whatever, then you're a victim of BCI.

Yeah. Like to say that's the only way I can, like, envision it. How many possible FBI applicants are? How many. We need to be talking about this in? Did we need to let it. Fly a lot?

We need to let it fly. You can't fly. Sorry, bro. I'm sorry that happened to you. But that doesn't excuse you. From service in the. FBI to be a lot. There has to be, because I wouldn't be a thing.

You had a motherfucker. Oh, did you smoke weed in the last five years? You can't be a FBI guy. Did you get fucked by a horse? Yeah, you can be. You can go. Yeah, yeah.

What are we talking about? Yeah. What are we talking about? I go work at the FBI. If I can smoke weed, I'll be walking around with. Jesus. Hidden it. Let's go. I'll be at the crime scene with the pipe.

Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes. Did they do him? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Elementary. My dear. Was some of Moriarty's work right here, Hey. That's right. You gotta watch out. Whatever. Can't tell. It's just like the HR videos.

When you watch some stupid ass HR videos, you're like, man, ain't nobody that stupid. The video is there because somebody actually did that shit. You know, you're not lying. You're correct. So that also means somebody has been abused by some kind of animal, some kind of way in the FBI.

So you mean that somebody works there now that had that occurrence happen in their life. And I waved and we're like, yeah, we'll hire you. Exactly. Something had to happen. So there's a. It came up.

It came up in the truth detector, the detector test because they. Got it. How does that work? Have you ever been tied to a bed and have a have a horse? Six how. Do you how do you ask that question?

How do. You how do you ask that question? How does that come up? Is that on the question. That be a whistleblower? I'm like, we got the end of this interview right now and we're going to the.

News. The Netflix documentary. Do you even want that job? If they have to ask you that question when you're applying for it, like so, you're just trying to get a job at a grocery store or some shit, and they're like, have you ever had sex with a dog?

And you're like, whoa, I think I've had enough of. Your initial thought that, are they going to try to make me a dog here? Right? No. No mind. I was working for the wrong job.

Who else works here? Like somebody else said? Because that was waiting outside, like, hey, what? Did you answer the question? Seven. I damn it. That's your new. I guess you answered no to seven. You need a dog fucking question, I said no.

Yeah, they tried to get me on that too, man. Yeah. No to. A horse. They. Go weird. That's why they choose me. Shaking his head for five minutes at least, I. Tell you, he's still worried about a parlay winning all over your face.

Yeah, you're the talent, bro. So I'm. Saying, face on. Put his fucking shit down and pay attention. Don't you want to talk about FBI applicants getting fucked by dogs? He can't do it. There's something he just can't do.

I don't know what it is. Yeah, I have that one. That's all clean. But talk about getting his ass here. Let me tell you anything on that. Sit down with that. No, no, no. Yes, sir.

Smile. What. Do you think? So what you be facing the whole time? I mean, you just tell you all, you know, like that a little bit to the left. Don't smile then. That's. That's little game.

That's that's game face. Smile. But you told them your face and it's not at all. It's a Jew. Face. Yeah. If you knew the old face to the man. But you really fucked it up. Oh., I dunno face.

She wouldn't be able to take up here. All right. I'm talking about myself. You don't even know that. She probably goes up like the rock. Yeah. I mean, this was shit, man. Like you don't know your child.

That's not going to be a trial. I know I can say I'm not trying. None of. Just, you know. We'll go whatever you say and just be like, all right, all right. I mean, around there. What?

I'm not trying to that at all. I'm just saying, whatever. Jesus does not go to work. They can say what he wants. We can just disagree. Yeah. If you like it, I love it, I guess, bro, you that to me, it's what it is.

3 to 10. Okay? Ain't getting the finger on the object. That's all I know. You see. But that's like the next level. You know how they used to say I ain't? No. That's next. I'm at max 11.

Ain't no beyond that. We got his own threshold. Remember what they say. Weed is a gateway. The gateway to the booty. Might be a gateway to some other shit. Finger in the booty. Now, I'm pretty sure we can go back to several different episodes where you started giving numbers out for how much it would cost for you to be a gay boyfriend.

Remember that last night? Last time I heard was Quarter Mile. Remember that record, man? That what Tom Brady doing? Fucking Tom Brady in the ass for $250,000 to completion. Not just plowing him down. Oh, you got to get out of that now for one episode.

But they were definitely. How much would it cost Andrew to have the game from boyfriend. That's gay. So. 50. Who's quarterback? I just can't catch it when I'm a neighbor. Ain't it like that. And you know.

Whatever you Brexit brought that up okay. We had me doing this. How many references. Need to say anything. Fucking realistic. You know what I mean? Yeah. Damn. Well, hell. Hold on. There was a question on the line.

Dude was like, you get $1 million for every pump you take. How many pumps. That can't be there in half? Yeah, yeah. I ain't taking the pumps. Keep your money. No. Thank you. Get money.

This one was like, man, give me all the pumps. I'm like, oh hell no bro. Yeah, you get that? You ever see I was the godfather of Harlem? Or they got big Dick Brown, big Buster.

That's the big, big, big dick Buster, come in and bust you down. Shit. No. Have you ever watched it? It's a good show. Does a good job being Bumpy Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. Mike's talked about it before.

Busters come up before we. Talk about. I'm like, that's enough money over. I started shaking my head like the dude. I'm like. Yeah, you know. Big dick buster. Come in. Do you like, did he did.

That's that's like you think twice before you make a mistake. Did he did that to who. Was. Did he did that to who was the rapper Meek mill. Was it? Oh, he went and busted.

He went big Dick. Busted him. For real. Against Meek Mill. I think. He had, like, the. Oh. What's the boyfriend? Yeah, at one point. Yeah, yeah. Now I know most. Slander against this man. I think I came out of him going.

He was like, hell yeah. It was a behind the door. Somebody who had that video behind the door. He played it on. The show. Yeah I remember, yeah, it was McMillan. It was pretty nasty. Yeah.

It's rough ending. Sense of doom. Cuz it's rough out here. Dude, you ain't lying. I would change laws and jail and shit to man, like, well, you getting punished if you fucking out here fucking being a pedophile.

Big buster gone burn you down. No no no no. Look, man, we're gonna make it real simple. There's not going to be some, like, like, group rapist that rapes everybody. That's a rapist. We're going to drop them on an island, and that's where they're going to stay.

We're going to. Have you ever seen the movie No Escape with Ray Liotta? No. It's like a 90s movie where he lights dropped on this penal Connolly Island, and it's like there's just a bunch of fucking savages living there, and they're all murderer rapist types and shit, you know?

Like that works for me. We're not going to pay to keep you alive. We're going to drop you on an island that has, like, water supplies and fucking food or whatever. You're just gonna stay there like you can't get off the island.

Fuck it. Like if you're a pedophile, if you're a rapist, if you're a murder. And we, like, really want you out, like, we don't have to just kill you. We can go drop. You want an island and you're done.

Oh, God. I think it might be too nice for the motherfuckers on the house. But you know what? That is going to die. It costs nothing. It costs nothing. And I don't have to have somebody.

To get him out there that is so cheap. They're likely to get raped on fucking penal colony, right? So, like, they're probably gonna get what you want to do to them anyway, so leave them to their fucking devices, drop them off of the island and fuck you off like, sorry.

You shouldn't have kids. You shouldn't have raped people. You shouldn't have murdered people like other crimes like embezzlement. Maybe we can rehab you. But once you've been raping kids, I agree. But what if we put cameras on the island to watch them killing each other?

And then you sell that streaming service? I mean. You wish to happen to you movie? Is this a prescription or an ad model you're talking about or subscription to subscribe to this or you and you month and you have commercials get piped in all the time.

You have no shortage. I think I would give it to the families. Let them say that's what I mean. You're selling this to the families as a thing. Like, hey, if you want to see what happened to the person that raise your daughter.

No, this one's pretty good. You know what I mean? For 9.99 for this month, only you can watch this. And we recorded it. We'll send you the DVD. See, like, I kind of I kind of don't like where you're going with that.

In a sense, I think it's best left to the imagination. And it's not good to exploit our prisoners in a sense, but at the same time. Exploit our prisoners. See this as like potentially a good source of income for the for the administration.

Exploiting our prisoners. Yeah. That was the only prisoner. Our prisoners is the most exploited prisoners that have ever been. This is a step up for them. At least they get to fight to not be in the cage.

I mean, the ones that are legal slaves once we lock. Them up because there's a movie that's like that, like it's game dogs, The Hunger Games, No escape. It's all kinds of shits all put together, which I can't remember.

The movie Stone Cold Steve Austin is in a direct to DVD movie where he's a they round up a bunch of criminals and shit, and they put them all on the island. That's the movie I'm thinking of.

It's got the British guy, the British die Tony from. Yeah, it's a good man. I love that guy Vinnie Jones. Yeah, he was a real soccer player. And like a monster crazy guy. Just like he is in the movie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wild to me, dude. Yeah. They cast him in the series. Retiring. Yes. And he's like a footballer. It's a thing about. Smoking barrels, I think. I love that movie. He says replica down the side.

Mine says. Eagle 5.50. That's some serious. That's actually not. Oh yeah, that is smash. Also a good movie. Guy Ritchie I don't think he he he always hits the one who. Produces some pretty good crime dramas.

Layer cake. Layer cake. I've not seen. That's a good one. You're born, you take some shit, climb a little bit higher. Take some more shit. Pretty soon you're so high up in the air you don't even remember what it looked like.

Welcome to the layer cake. Nothing. Nothing. Nobody. I think I might even have a copy on DVD somewhere, but I haven't seen it. I just watched the new series. Carrie. That actually was pretty fucking good.

I like I like their version of it. Yeah. I got a series, right? They got a series out basically. Like how many episodes? Eight. You've seen them all? Okay. And they're actually fucking I like it because I remember I've watched the original, I watched the remake and now this one here is another like.

That's the one with the blood from the ceiling. Yeah. When she got the blood poured on her frat home at prom. Whatever. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. They did a good job with this joint here, man.

You know what I mean? Because it's like, you know, focus on her and the mom. Like, they took the movie and just basically stretched it out and added shit. It was good, I liked it.

I'm gonna watch the Crystal Lake, see how that's going to work. Because my niece asked me about it yesterday. When I seen her, she said, uncle Mike, you seen this? He said, no, not yet.

I'm gonna start in her. My nephew was like, man, it's hard to follow. I said, because we discussed it on the. Show because you illiterate motherfuckers. I said, fucking shit. Is this the Jason was not a fucking.

Well. You gotta be. It's never supposed to make sense. Supposed to make sense at all. Mike says it's not supposed to make sense. Which I find, like, disturbing in a sense. Like, why would you write anything?

Like, how was the 70s? Why would you mean to do this? Like it was just the answer to Halloween. Like, oh man, Halloween did this good. Let me drop something for like Halloween and call it Friday 13th and then like, fuck, it did just as good.

Let me make a sequel. I guess, in a sense that, like when you're making art, you make art, you put it out, it's done. You make more art. So like sometimes your art sucks, sometimes it's good.

It is what it is like. I get that to a degree. I just it's just there's so much crap made back in the day that seemed to be made crap on purpose. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And I'm like, what?

Get it out there. Yeah. Like we don't give a fuck. We don't. Have any because they were looking all that crap themselves. Now facts on that. Yeah. Yeah. It costs more. Yeah. Yeah. Well people get popular just on the low down.

It's cheapest shit. Like, I'm gonna play a video in the background and stand in front of it and talk about it like it's wild. It's actually wild. Hey, what did you do with that TV that you had in the living room?

That's the second one up in his bedroom. Yeah. So they can have the deuces up there. He's got. He's got the bad guy. He's got the best fucking idea so he can have his shit on, and Lisa can have her shit on.

And they'd be sitting there and not arguing about what's on the TV. That's fucking funny. Because they each got their own TV. That's fucking. He's like Bert and Ernie, man, I'm telling you. Did you. Hear on some genius shit?

I mean, what do you do about the volume. She watches on? That. She said, turn the volume down and. Read it, bitch. That is, she. Died so she can turn it. She already knows that, but she can turn it up.

I don't fuck cause I'm not gonna be watching. But I'll be playing the game most of the time, which I don't really need the volume on like that on my on my. Game GTA six. I'm gonna get that for.

Yeah, it's gonna have time. It's gonna kill the internet, bro. Tell you it's the matrix. You're not coming out. Whatever day comes out. It comes out November 19th. That people ain't going to work. That that what day is November 19th?

Is that a Friday? I think it's probably a Thursday. I don't know, whatever day that is. The next couple of days after it's going to be late and nobody's going to be wanting that, wanting to work.

They say it's going to zap $1 billion out of the economy for people taking off. Oh, yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. That's going to happen. It's just a drop in the bucket these days. Oh, yeah. Hey, man, who gets out here?

Who gives a fuck? We're 40 plus 19. Or even talking. This is like I don't to say a gazillion. Let's just say it. Just say fuck it. You said for. What you think, digit. Trillions.

Because zillions of dollars in debt. How about that? Like, I mean. If you couldn't possibly produce. $1 trillion, just $1,000,000,000,001 bills without. Like, taking up. We got a strip club, we produced $1,000,000,000,001 bills. Fucking have a conveyor belt.

That. Yeah, just such a silly. So you able to bed? Yeah. The debts out of control. It's great. It's great. Yeah. It's going to be on Thursday. So that day. Yeah man. We're going to drop on a Thursday.

That whole weekend everybody's gonna get stuck in the matrix. Nobody's coming out I'm telling you bro. It's going to be like Black Mirror. Somebody's going to get sucked in saying some black. Be like, Tron motherfuckers gonna be living in the fucking game.

Are you talking about the online play? Yeah. No, no, no, I'm not going to happen. Literally three. Weeks is it's going to crash all. Absolutely. That's how people get stuck. That's how they're going to get stuck, to get to get out of their fucking brain conscious.

You remember when fucking watch this nuts hit fucking dude in a in a your Marvel movie? He punched him and be flying out of the body. Doctor strange. That's what's going to happen to be like playing a video game and it's going to crash and they're going to be like.

And their bodies going to souls going to come out of their body and going to go into the video game, and they're going to be lost in that shit. To be clear, that lasted for less than 30s.

You say that the normal if you got ready to learn, but if you got bounced out, it didn't just fall back into your body, but you got hit into the fucking video game like in Jumanji.

I damn it. Yeah. And then Jordan. GTA you did. You get GTA? That's my theory, dude. You're going to GTA six Jumanji. At home. Like this sucked in the game. Well, because time is going to slow down for your body.

Like in fucking. What's that movie inception where? So like, your body in real life is going to be like falling back in the chair real slow. And then the. Five. Years to be five, ten, 20 years in the fucking GTA six, like, how have I fucking survived?

Then one day you're going to wake up out of your body and you have to go back to work after 20 years. Limited GTA six. All right, come on, ruthless killer. Come out and put a fucking, suppressor onto a pistol and rolling around handling shit.

That's why. But yeah. PlayStation three. Xbox. So, you know you don't own the game. Come out. They didn't come out and said, we ain't playing no more. We're selling you a temporary. License to play the game.

Of this game. Fuck you. And so number one, that means they can't share it. You can't. It won't be for anybody else but your station. And then what was the other. Well, right. You have to have like your receipt or whatever to like and make acts gain access to the play.

So like if you put in like a PlayStation four game, it just works in your game system, right? If you put that shit in your five, you have to like license it and and prove ownership before you then gain access to player.

So it's like they're changing the way that it works. It's not just Sony Microsoft got me to. Yeah. But they've they've already jailbroken recently the fives. And apparently it's like the wild wild West. But I'm not an expert on how that stuff works.

So I don't believe it. Because if you get busted doing all that shit, it's copyright infringement craziness. Fuck that bullshit when I get. Buying the goddamn thing. But like, I bought. A bunch of when I'm pressing.

Music on Microsoft on Xbox, and apparently I didn't own that shit because they just pulled all the licenses. So either lost after the goddamn library and Microsoft has fucking nothing. At least in Sony, they're trying to give them like refunds and store credit or PlayStation store credit.

But Microsoft just said, nope, you lose all of it like you got. You got to get Spotify and link that shit. Yeah, well, it's too late now. I had movies everywhere or movies anywhere, which can make a conglomerate of everything that I've owned, but even that they sent me the email that said, listen, Microsoft is getting ready to their library.

They're going to have it no more. You don't have this. You don't really know this. Yeah, that's the thing we've been saying conspiracy guys ever to take away your digital property, they're going to change it under your fucking fingers.

It's literally you can't change this book on a shelf, but you can change the fucking book on my digital library to say some different shit. That's why I'm out here getting books like a fucking man.

Get them, That's the same thing with the money. Books and guns. Gold, baby. Get it all. They're taking away the fucking the money to be digital. Because fucking. Have you heard about. Central bank. Pricing is what they've been calling.

We're like what they do on the highway when you want to get lean six. Yeah. Same thing. Yeah they want to do that. Walmart Walmart eggs or. Yeah, I thought it was bullshit. I had to go and look at it myself in different Walmarts.

They have different pricing. And what what else I learned is all of their carts and all of their baskets have a little screwed on piece of plastic. Why would you screw on people? Because it's hiding a thing that reads your Bluetooth.

So if you open up the Walmart app and say, hey, where am I going to get to? To this aisle or whatever. You can, you. Get close enough to that tag. It changes to the price that they want to give it to you for, but they also have it online.

Amazon, Walmart, all, all companies use it where me and biggie can write. All four of us right now could look in order to get a different prices for the same fucking thing because it takes what we've ordered, you know, based off of our.

Little more valuable customer than you are because of my purchases. Exactly. And I'm like, man, the only reason they can track is because your card or whatever you use it, that. Cash, because you're digitally involved with all of these things.

That's the thing. If you're like, if you get on the app and you're using the app inside of the store, I can understand I'm participating in that, right? So I'm just giving up a certain amount of information to participate.

In geofencing, a digital collection that we're not even aware of while it's happening. And it just happens. Like I went and was looking at the steering wheels at Best Buy for the video games, right?

And then I got all kinds of steering wheel ads on any kind of social media that I opened for the next, like five months, like constantly like, hey, you want a racing simulator? And I'm like, yeah, I fucking do, but I don't need you fucking hassling me about it, you motherfuckers.

I'm aware of racing simulators. I've avoided racing simulators because I know that's a rabbit hole. That is probably very dangerous for me. That really might be the matrix for me. We're like. I'm like, I got to drive home so I can drive for four hours before I go to bed for two and get up and drive to work, and then drive home and then drive for four hours. Yeah.

Like until I find a way to make money just streaming that. And then I drive for 14 hours a day, like, which would be mind boggling. But like, I would, there would be a part of me that loves it, you know what I'm saying? Loves it.

But like, I'm terrified. That stream on like, Twitch. Yeah, whatever. Wherever you like go. And you race video games and you and you stream it from like, I would have that set up and just fucking go, like, if I had gotten into it because I had it for the PS2 and I was fucking crazy on it.

I probably raised 10,000 hours on the PS2 with the fucking all those games, but that was all like me, myself and I. And if I when PS3 came out, I was like, man, I don't trust this.

I can't trust myself to not rabbit hole hard into this. So I just never got another steering wheel set up. And if I had and. Who knows? Like, who knows. Maybe we wouldn't even have Mason friends still be set up and got the whole setup with the car and all that shit.

I'd be streaming like. TV streaming. He makes his money off his streaming video game. Racing? Yeah, he said he makes he makes more money. He said he makes more money doing three hours of streaming than he's done on a tour.

So a four headline tour, three hours of streaming. You made more money than you did on a full tour. Did you see he does. Mike Tomlin now made an announcement. Everybody thought he was announcing that he was coming back to to coach football, and he was just unveiling his mind.

He said, yeah, because he's made this. You look like it is mind boggling. If you go into and look at it, he is he is legit crazy shit. He's making money off of that. I know what I'm saying.

I like motherfucker, you play Minecraft, you've been playing Minecraft, coaching us actually. Like. Yeah. What did you make him? More money? My time. And went to the playoffs almost every year in his career. Don't you talk about Mike Tomlin and playing Minecraft at the same time, making money off of this fucking huge ass world.

He was a horrible announcer. How did you make money off of Minecraft? It's all the people looking at it. People look at. Watch. What you doing. It's. You record yourself making it, and then people watch you making it.

Then they wander around your city and you make money because of the time they spend consuming that product. Get on the server. Get into your to get into your world. Yeah. What what do you do in the world?

Nothing. It's just it's make believe, man. Do whatever you want. I mean. See, that's the matrix, bro. This is crazy. This is for. It's not a virtual thing that's happened to your brain. So it's not the matrix. It's stealing your life.

You wait your. Time, but you're not in the matrix. It's like the Sims. Preparing you. It's. You're trying to eat musk. Fucking nuts. It's real. Yeah, yeah, they're trying to fucking do that now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, how much harder do y'all want to fucking try to get Skynet to blow this motherfucker. Up, bro? It's over dog. It's over. Like, what's going on right now? 70% of the world's fucking internet websites are subject to some sort of disease or virus that they just found through AI that is already infected, like 70% of the fucking populated websites and shit like this is this is literally Terminator three, man.

Like there's all sorts of weird shit happening around the world. Oh, why is that happening? I don't know, maybe the algorithm is doing it, man. Maybe it's literally fucking Skydeck. And I would be worried if you didn't see some of this bullshit that they're putting out on AI.

The AI come up with some dumb ass shit, and if you don't double check it, it's just some stupid ass shit that doesn't go nowhere. So I mean, can it learn and get better? I'm sure it will at some point, but we ain't there yet.

But what we. Have access to is nothing compared. To. What they don't know. What they. Have exactly. The they has access to things that can make stuff that looks real. It's usually military application before it came to us.

Okay. Absolutely. Cell phones, smart phones, touch screen all. Really, what we think might be happening in Paris might not be happening in Paris. We can't really prove it. We're not there. It's because it's become.

Yeah. It's become that where it's like. It's like how much of the algorithm is out there producing the stuff that we're seeing and how much of it is or isn't real. Exactly. We might already be.

In the next video, and there's Tupac and Michael Jackson and really shit. And two blocks in the next. That's that's. My prediction. Next. Fast Furious going to have parking it. I wouldn't be coming back.

Nice park is going to be a Jamaican fucking dude selling cars. He's gonna go get go. Yeah he want that. Yeah yeah yeah. It's the is that have Ross style across the street like. Yeah.

No it's gonna say thug life but it's gonna be changed to something else is going to be like a store with a star. All across the shit. Roster life, man scene. We got great deal.

Keeping you. Look, the only one still left. I'm still waiting to see what's going to happen to open. She's been dodging bullets left and right, but it's going to catch up with her. You think Oprah's dirtbag activities over the past couple of decades is going to catch up to.

It at some point? It has to. People are going to put it together. She's been good at dodging some shit. Well, listen, listen. Mike got theories off the couch. I'm sure you do. But what lends credence to it is when Donald Trump won the presidency, the First presidency came out was like, I had no idea.

All it took was money. All you need to do is spend money, and you could be as horrible as you want and and win stuff. And even though she had more billions than him at the time, there ain't never been a a slight nod to I'm running for president or I'm going to run for elected office because she.

Can't handle. The shit. It's going to come out. Oh, you'll find out where Steadman is. Oh, man, we're standing. In the first man. He's somewhere. That's the. That's the theory. That's the series we need to be instead, about how much.

Land she owned in Hawaii and how none of that shit burned. And then all the land in California. None of that shit boring Africa. And all the girls that disappeared and nobody ever found. They didn't find.

No. You know, that's the thing, right? Like she does. Michelle Obama. No, that's. No, that's when the Al Shabab or whatever came in like the, the, the terrorists came and kidnaped all the girls out of the girls school.

Yeah. He had like the big girls back. Yeah. The big bring our girls back campaign. But they never got the girls. Got the girls. I don't think so. They're still gone. But, you know, like, why would you spend 100 million or 50 million or 50 billion or however much money, Oprah, spend big money to make one school in Africa?

I'm like, why don't you break that up, bitch? Why don't you give them instead of, like, $180 million school? How about $22 million schools or some shit like that? How about. We just give them some water first?

Schools. That's the school. Let's get. Some plumbing. You know who deserves you know who deserves props? Mr.. Mr.. I knew it. For all the scandal that that dude goes through, for what he does with his money.

They're all places in Africa that only exist because this motherfucker gave them the water to fucking do. Well, people still be hating on him. For that. No. Do you just use the man like I can't hate on that guy.

He's a geeky doofus. Weird motherfucker. But, like, he is a fucking genius for what he's done. I just wish. He spends his money mad props. Can we do that here? I mean, I'm not. I'm going to help Africa, too.

I do, I want to help Africa, too. But I'm like. I'm like people starving here. They ain't got no water. Flint, Michigan. It's silly. Fuck. You know what the difference is? He can go there with big money and make it happen, because they're not going to over regulate the shit out.

Of course, you can't do it here because the regulations everywhere is different. It's all you have to hire a team of people to make every state, whatever that he could go and do. That every.

You know, in Africa, apparently a place that had enough of a water table to put in things like that because like, you know, you could go to Baja Mexico, Baja California, the instruments, you can't fucking drill wells.

They're like, it's not legal. Like they got a few, but that's it. And water is hard to come by. And you know what I mean? It's it's like the way to help that population would be to get them more water.

And they can't drill there because it's an unstable sandbar. So like coming up with like, you know, atmospheric water generation machines and things like that, like would be beneficial. They're out there, but they're they're expensive.

That's the kind of stuff he could go and put in in places immediately without having regulation. I would think you build a water generator that like just takes it out of the air, you know, like a dehumidifier, but it purifies the water instead of just.

Like., Making some shitty. Air. Right out there. You could do that. But I don't know. Mr. beast deserves props because he he's done positive things in the way that I would want to do it.

Like, yeah, Oprah would have been like, when we go make one. Well, in Africa, Mr. Beast, like, we're gonna put in a hundred wells. That's the real deal, bro. That's making an impact. Yeah, you go and do that. Kind of.

You go put it in a hundred fucking libraries and shit. Go put in like. Yeah, no shit. Didn't matter. And help. Like, not all the garbage that people spend their money on. These men teach them literacy, math. Make reading cool again.

Like you're fucking. No shit. Give me that booking back, man. Give me my five stars in a pizza. Damn right out. All pizza joint. All pizza joint. So old concept of doing that. Sitting out so foreign to these motherfuckers.

No, man. Give my five stars in a pizza, man. Shit. These are the books I read. I want my pizza one. My personal pan pizza. The gummies kicking in hard day. I'm just listening to y'all.

You still ain't tripping by the parlay. You lose yet. All right. I. He hasn't looked. He hasn't looked. I think it's on the night game. My next bet. He's changed my perspective on gambling. So it ain't nowhere near soon. So poor fellow, did you fantasy and shit. Two.

Or is it just good. Now he just. He just. I never understood that fantasy shit. I can't fuck with that. Wow. It seems like a lot. Yeah. It's just a lot of shit you got to keep track of two.

Men have to pay attention to. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. My. I used to do it with a cousin of mine. He had a he had a league he needed somebody for. So I did it for a few years. And I mean, it was fun and ridiculous, but, like, I don't need to know who the third string running back is for the Seahawks, you know, but I did I did.

You know. Yes you did. I don't want it. I don't want it. You know the first one is injured and this one might get some playing time. On a sudden he just peeled off 117 two touchdown games. She.

Exactly. And that's the shit that would happen. And that's why it was fun and neat and all. But like, I'm glad. Like between the Redskins not being the Redskins anymore and I don't barely pay attention like it's week seven, I don't think I've watched seven minutes of football this year.

Really, seriously. Like they took my fucking team away. And I'm like, fine. Like a Bucs fan has made it a pretty easy to be a fan of football and not just focus on Tampa. If I just focus on Tampa, I'll be a better son of a bitch.

But I'm so if I can't have fun watching this one off, you know, watch another one. Yeah, I just don't care enough. Yeah, I just don't care enough. I used to love watching the Redskins play and like, I put them on the radio.

If they were on, I'd be driving around listening to them like I work on the car, have them on the radio like I always was paying attention to the Redskins. But like, I just could give a fuck about the C-word.

Like, y'all are just whatever, whatever the fuck to me. Like the commies. Like if the commies make it right, if they make it to the playoffs, like I will pay some more attention. Like I'll watch the playoff games if they get there and I'll root for them.

But like. With the championship game a couple years later, right. And I paid attention. But like, I don't know hardly anybody's name I know it Jayden Daniels and Terry McLaurin. That's it for what you would remember.

Pretty much that's about it at this point. That's all I can. Diggs plays for y'all now a place for Washington. And that only vaguely rings like he was a Minnesota Vikings. Last I recall. There's been a lot of places since then I believe. Right.

And he's only been on yearly contracts. Right. And you know. And I. Just about like Madden like I play Madden and I always I don't want to play online with people. People are so toxic.

It's just even if I could beat you or get, you know, into a game that you're just going to quit and walk. Away. From it. I hate that shit. Yeah. It's so annoying. I used to do and people would quit and I was like, fucking. Nope.

It's weird. I am going to get absorbed in a GTA is on that online. That's what's going to happen because they're going to get on there. They're going to flood it. Then once the online crashes, you're absorbed in it.

Now you stop. Right. Right. Are they going to get fucking a doctor. Strange. Yeah. Jumanji they're going to get. There's only been grasses. They're going to get the job of strange Jumanji effect. Because it's going to crash.

Yeah. It'll probably shut down a lot of grades a lot of people and all that money coming up. It's like $100. Hopefully it ain't. It ain't 60 bucks anymore. It's like it's like a hundred bucks.

And then that's just the starting package. Yeah. You ain't even getting and you're not even getting the hard copy. You know, it's fucked up. I was playing Red dead two on PS4, and I was playing in the first person, and I had to stop.

I was just like, I'm not playing this game no more. And I haven't touched a rock star game since, so I don't even know if I'm going to play GTA six that much. But like, I'm not going to get in first person.

I got to play an old school. Think I've ever played. Third. Person Red Dead Redemption two in first person. That would be interesting. To you. Don't tell you, but it was dope when I got to talk about a bear and stab my way out of it in my memory, it feels like I got attacked by a bear.

And that's why I was like, I can't play this game anymore. It's a good game, though. I know it looks really good. I keep seeing clips online. Look, man, I might have to plug in to pull forward.

Fire up. Yeah, like writers cramp that's coming out. I'm like, maybe I ought to revisit Red dead. That's the thing with that GT six, man. It's going to suck everybody in. So much like I believe the production of the world will actually drop dramatically.

Well, but if people stop paying attention to such a scale that, like all this, you know, geopolitical things can occur without anybody being like, oh, no, that's a bad idea. Everybody that should be in the streets.

Plugging in. There, actually having fun margins. Yeah, it'll be in the game. It'll be in the game. People will be testing in Grand Theft Auto. Say you you. Have to stand in the street in Renaissance.

Motherfucker on a going. I'm gonna stop traffic in grand theft. Well, they're supposed to have they're supposed to have protests and shit. Yes, some 11. Year old with a credit card is going to buy so many of them GTA bucks by helicopter and blow up all the protesters right after.

My son was younger so much. But he used to ask me, dad, can I get a war? They called Robux for Roblox and I'm like, wait a minute. What is that? And he. Said, dangerous shit.

I said, hold on, I'm okay. I got a bone to pick. I said, you want to. You want to buy. You want to take real money to buy fake money to buy fake shit in a game.

In a fake world. Yeah. He said yes and no. We ain't doing that. That ain't happening. Listen, my cousin works with the school. Yeah, and heard me say something about my kids play roadblocks. And I had read me the riot act about how dangerous this shit is and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I just got monitored.

His children and pedophiles. Blocks two. That's what I understand. What you need to understand is there are as is with all things, parental controls. Yeah, yeah. And they are incredibly easy to use. If you use my kids play Roblox, we talk to no one.

Exactly. They play Roblox by themselves. Not involved in now. We play Roblox. I'm every game they play has to be monitored by me. Because if you don't look at what you get, we do an hour of screen time at a time.

Wait a minute. What do you catch that you're censoring away from them or protecting them from during Roblox? That they're playing by themselves or that y'all standards? It's user generated content. So people make their own games, right?

And they are obnoxious. Wait a minute. You pick a game to play that someone else made, and then you play it. So they give you an array of choices on what category and what maturity level and what what controls you put in to what they can see.

You have to you have to put in the time to put their age. And what do you what do you not want to see? Right? I will not do blood. I don't want whatever you're playing.

I don't care what you play. There will not be shedding of blood. There's not going to. Be me. You wouldn't let them play Mortal Kombat two on Super Nintendo. Yes, but just so you know, that game has a parental control to take away the blood.

Yes. In the. Fact that you. Right. I would 100% use that option just for the sake of. We're talking. About. My mother. Fucking proactive father. Look at you. I love video games. To get some interesting.

It's very interesting to let them play. These games are very creative. Yeah, and not all of it. It's the devil. I'm not saying there ain't pedophiles on Roblox, but you can protect your children if you just pay a good goddamn amount of attention.

All you got. It's not complicated. Yeah. And so after my cousin read me the riot act, I went back to make sure, like, to reaffirm myself. I'm not letting my kids be exposed to stuff because I'm not going to watch them 100%.

What's up? Verify. It's just zombies. What happens when you kill the zombie? Zombie disappears. Then I use all the guns. All the guns. I got him. I was like, and you're shooting at aliens? Some of the things are like means, you know what?

Have you ever heard of, Italian brain rock? It's just something the younger generation looks at. It's the dumbest shit you've ever heard. It's just that little emblem flying around, and that's what you're shooting. Let me have the controller because I wanted to. That it too.

It's just it's all you have to do is pay attention to what the planet and and it's the safest. We also have no speaking. There is no communications. They're easy to turn off everything they do.

If they were to do something like, I want to buy this, dad, it comes to a female. Yep. An email to me and says, hey, we're double authenticating here. You have to be the one to approve.

You have to approve this. Marsha still does that. Yeah. It's not difficult to monitor your children, and I don't let them have the tablet for more than an hour at a time. What's my boy?

Got a certain age and I haven't set it to where he got turned 16. These things cut off, but I still see what he downloads. He still comes to my shit. I know what he's downloading all the time.

Once he turns 18, can he clip a flip, a switch that you don't get to see it anymore or you have to, like. I have, I have it set up. Yeah, I have it here.

I haven't set up the where it'll cut off at 18, but I can cut it back on anytime from my phone. I can log back in and cut it on myself because I control their phones like they're under my plan.

So everything that happens on their. Shit until they have their own plan? Yeah, until they have their own shit. Once they get on enough to be doing that, they would make their own profile. Exactly.

So it's my my kids don't have it email to set up a roadblocks account, which you absolutely have to have to set up this account so it all goes through me, please. And gentlemen, the informed parental advice coming strong from the man.

Big Steve. You got crazy motherfuckers out here. We know that shit. That's how. That's how I got locked out of my shit. It's lazy. You got lazy motherfuckers. I just want the kid to shut up and screaming in the face.

And this is how you get all the conversation started? That's exactly. If you don't. If you don't want them to have it at all, so be it. Yeah, but don't do it half ass. That's where that's where the fault comes into play.

Because somebody out there will pose as a kid and be like, hey, let's be friends. And then that's how the conversation started. Because, yeah, let's make. Playing there, chatting with this motherfucker. There aren't predators in everything.

You think video games are the only thing? The predators are in there everywhere and everything. You look it up, man. You don't know who your neighbor is until you check out that goddamn website. Yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, you can live in fear, or you can prepare your kids. You. They're in the radical fucking started. Don't fuck all of them. Fuck the Pope. Even though he was the man fucking up, dude.

Motherfuckers! He's a gentleman. The big Steve here., Reminding us all of the impending sense of doom here in the world these days. Protecting booty bandits and shit, man. Little motherfuckers. Booty bandits. Fuck all of.

You booty bandits! God damn it! Oh, my ass, motherfucker! Fuck all of them! And damn it! Sons of bitches can't stand in my man. That big dick Buster Brown got up in that motherfucker. That's that's enough, Mike.

That's enough out of you, big buster. Michael is trying to get so many. Great. No, just those that need it. Just those that need it. Yeah, nobody needs it. That's why we're sitting in prison.

That's why we should do a prison colony where they're going to get to fucking rape everybody they want in there. Yeah, from the Hannibal. That's fucking abuse. I need to boost the outage to happen over there.

It will be a big dick buster on the penal colony here. At least one. There's people in Texas right now that got caught with an edible, and they're going to go to prison. Yeah. Prison, y'all.

Prison. Yeah, yeah. And there's a big dick buster in prison. That's right. Waiting on him. Waiting for them. I don't know how to define cruel and unusual without using big Dick Buster anymore. That's the most insane shit to me.

That's for somebody who got caught with an edible. Yeah. In prison. Yeah. Don't go to Texas. It's really like the. That story. Is the wrapper that got caught down in Texas. He had weed on him.

He got arrested? Yeah, he got arrested in Texas. Because hardcore man, I like their second amendment. I don't like their weed policy. He was trying to get a Trump into a pardon for him. Imagine being Joe Rogan.

You didn't bought property here. He's in Austin. They're lot less. Less like stringent about how they enforce that shit. But, That's insane. To me. Yeah, it's insane to me too. And what was there? Not so bad over here.

But don't go over here because they're really bad over here. Well, that's why you can't rely on anything. People are like, oh, we need this to be made alone. Like, yeah, well, you can rely on it like the Second Amendment, the First Amendment, right to privacy, whatever.

It's always follow the rules until they become inconvenient. Until we decide if you don't have those rights, you have until we decide to note. Haha. Yeah. That's that's basically it, That's what I'm saying. Your whole wrap the other day.

All of it is bars. Done them shit, man. Shit never gonna be shit. But that's the. That's the plight of us right now. It's nothing real. Everything they say is bullshit happened again. Somebody stole my tail.

Calm down of your case. Can't help it. Jesus. Everything's on repeat. I mean, things are dark, man. Like, you know, like, hopefully things are going to get better, and we're not just gonna, like, Bleep out as a civilization and restart.

You know, I. Feel that's still on deck. That's still on deck. So it's not necessarily something that will happen. But I feel like it is something that there's a rising graver potential every year of happening.

Yeah yeah yeah. That that bar gets set up a little. We get a little closer to that bar. Right. Like mute himself. Drink. But he heard me on that Michael. Yeah. He said something about the bargaining raise.

The bar. It's not the bargaining raise. We're getting closer to that bar. To where it's like, okay, the bar for this level of that, that impending doom. We're getting closer to that bar, it seems, because Randy is fucking ignorant sometimes, like post, post Covid, post 2020, humanity really got stupid.

Within those two years from 2020 to 2022, humanity went fucking dumb. Just really fucking insanely fucking ill. Phone short bus licking windows retarded. So this has a lot of a lot of window licking, lot of wall headbutting the walls, you know what I'm saying?

Arguing, argue against. You with, you know, without no helmets, there are people out here with no helmets on, you know, that should have happened. Lends credence to that movie Idiocracy. Oh, yeah. We're living that that's that's that's we're there.

You wouldn't know the wildest thing about that movie. The costume director of the person for the shoot, for the crux Crocs. And they're all the rage now. They're all the rage. That was the thing.

Somebody be. Goddamn Crocs. I'm like, you know what the little holes are for, right? It's where your dignity leaks out the the bottom, kick them shoes on. I mean, I know mechanics that want to wear them.

I'm afraid of the orange motherfucker. Come out and be like, okay, y'all, we gotta let your lights. The best electric lights ever. Nobody got electrolytes would be crazy. I think the best you're gonna have gotten out of this administration is, Pete Hex quoting, Pulp Fiction.

Oh, yeah. That's that's. About. What.? He was at the Pentagon with me. He was a tough. To a bunch of military people. Big shit. 40. 25, 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The path of the right. And but he changed it. He like.

He mixed. Up the lines to. Yeah, it's just but he the way that you say it like it's a Bible verse. It was the King James Version. Jesus fucking here but don't have an impending sense of doom, ladies. And.

Fine. There's no problem. Talk about positive thing. I saw that in Japan. They are very close to solving getting rid of diabetes by not having to take shots of insulin. Yeah. You heard about the sickle cell.

They cured sickle cell. There's not hear about that. There was a brother that got cured of sickle cell. They they had this, this test, like, it's like with stem cells or some other shit. And they ended up hearing the stars. Sickle cell.

No shit, but they're not going to put it. If they put it on the market. People can't go for it. That's the other. I mean, there's only some sad news with the good news. Hopefully we get there guys real quick or something like that.

Won't do it because they're going to lose money. So like, did we subsidize this? Who subsidized this? Is this coming out of Japan? Not paying is the diabetes joint. Yeah, not the sickle cell. I forgot where that was.

That did taxpayers in America subsidize this? I don't know, I think it might have been in Italy, I think is where it was at. Well, we got a little. Less Poland, one of the two.

Little let's say so on that sort of stuff. But if we're doing stuff here in America when I'm president at band, maybe. They don't want to do it over here. But we can't. We can't.

We can't make that happen. Right? Once we get elected. Right. I like it, man. I got a running mate for the first time in a decade, man. It's wrong. You really make America great for the first time, right?

We can make America great for the first time, bitch, because it ain't been. It's been a great concept. It's been a good run. American Americans not been terrible, per se. But it ain't been great. It ain't been.

It's been better than bad. But it ain't been great. Never. You know what I mean? We've never been. And make it there. We can't do it. That's right. Once we get rid of these lobbyists.

Get out the German. Term limits. Oh, yeah. Definitely tournaments. Old motherfucking fossils up in there. We got Mitch McConnell playing Weekend at Bernie's. They got a ring on this motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hear it? Yeah.

He's doing a Dianne Feinstein. He's like, yeah. Like, do you vote yay or nay? And he's like, I vote no. And they're like, no, sir. You vote yay! And he's like, oh, what. You meant to say?

That's not what he meant. I mean. Not what he meant. My handler tells me I'm voting yes for this. Did. He's a picture of him. Hey, Mitch. How are you doing? He's just. Yeah, yeah. Brain dead.

That's his close to work. It's just close to weekend as Bernie's as you've ever seen. Anything out there? Still still up in it. What's the second Hannibal movie? The silence of the lambs. And then it's Hannibal.

It's Hannibal. It's just Hannibal. Because the guy that Gary Oldman plays in that movie, that he's, like, the first victim of Hannibal Lecter. That is what Mitch McConnell looks like. Like I had. Yeah, it's face eating up. Up.

Yeah. You go back and look at him. I hope they post it on the video posted on the video. You're right. You're absolutely right. Exactly like it's my fault. When he gets eaten. Chef thumbnail for this episode.

Gary Oldman. And what's the name of the movie? Animal, glitch and fucking Mitch. That such a good movie to dudes. They don't make shirts with him on that glitching. Glitchy Mitch. Yeah, that would settle, man.

Glitchy. Mitch. Don't speak it to round until the ether. Donald Trump is going to hear you eventually and fucking say to him and I their glitch, you know, glitchy Mitch. If we can get to the. Point.

If we can get to the point where Donald Trump's aware of us, I think we'll be doing all right as a podcast. I mean. Maybe I heard these guys, Mason and friends, they they. Want to friendship. They going to run for president.

They said they're going to be president. Nobody is going to run after me. I'm the only last president you will ever have. According to the book from 1800s, I am the last president. That's going to be in final.

No one better than me. Barron Trump's last president. Check it out. Can't be better than me because no one's ever going to me. I know I'm better. Than me. You can't beat me so you can't beat me.

There's no way you could be better than me. Winner baby boo boo I. And the winner. Because I say I am. And nobody's gonna tell me different. You can't tell me something other than what I say.

If they win at seven. Yeah, buddy way. Yeah, that's part of the show. Keeping vibes, man. I like to find a place to put it where it's on camera, but I haven't gotten around to that, so, you know, we'll get there in a while.

One of these days, the shipping is always in a state of we got something else we could do with this. Yeah, but it's coming along nicely. You know, I'm really happy with it. I dig. It and.

I'll come. Back, please. Yeah, man. Big Steve, we're going to wrap this thing up, man. But we want to thank you for showing up again, brother. You know, you're welcome. Happy to be here. Hell, yeah.

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