THE MASON AND FRIENDS SHOW — EPISODE 1075
PLAIN-TEXT TRANSCRIPT

Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,075th time, it is featuring that dude called his Junius. What I bet. As well as that dude called big Mike. Yeah. Me, I am a mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening? Y'all? What's good out there today?

Well, you know, we got to start out with a big RFP to the captain. Yep. Captain Picard. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Mr. Patrick Stewart, sir. Patrick Stewart. Aka professor X. All that shit, Yep yep yep. I was like, damn, the captain gone. Yeah, we done lost a captain, man. Anyway. I want to stream those episodes now. You know what I mean?

Well, Star Trek The Next generation. I believe it's. Was the best one. Yeah. On all of them. That was the best one for me because I was in that batch. Like, I think out of all that shit. I probably would have liked to have been a Klingon. I think I could have done some Klingon shit. I don't know, bro. Do you eat blood and stuff like that?

No, but I'm just saying. You got that real close. With just fucking. Just a bad motherfuckers on that bitch, you know what I'm saying? Oh, they were absolutely. They were like you and your cousins fighting. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can relate to the Klingons a little bit. Yeah. No, I get that. I can see you relating to the. You know, the Burton got his book. Getting ready to come out, man.

I preordered this motherfucking book, like, months ago. Yeah, it's supposed to be coming here in the next two weeks or something like that. So I mentioned to read his his. He wrote for himself. Yeah. Right on. That should be interesting. Yeah. So I'm excited to get that book here soon. Check that joint out. You know what I mean? Hell, yeah. I follow them on the gram, and it showed that he had a book coming. I was like, well, let me see. What's this about?

And it was like, you can preorder it. And I'm like, well, I go ahead, preorder this book. It was like July something when it came when it when it popped up. It's nice when you do stuff like that because then it shows up and you're like, oh, hey, I almost forgot. I completely forgot about like my joint on Amazon was like, yo, this package is coming. I'm like, oh shit, I forgot I preordered this book sometime ago. Hell yeah. Fucking ass.

Sounds like all right. That's Jordy LaForge or Kent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you look? I like him just as LeVar Burton. Yeah. Reading rainbow. Rainbow. Yeah. You know, that's a cool motherfucker. He played the roles. Perfect. Yeah. I mean, I like to see him with some, like, newer shit, if, you know, if he would. He's a good actor, but I haven't seen him in anything. Anything at all.

But he might have made enough money. He got it. That's also true. I had that kind of money where I didn't have to keep working. I'd only do it when I wanted. Because you got to think the royalties off of roots and fucking Star Trek got to be something. Maybe. But they could also be shit because you don't see roots playing anywhere. She's not getting money off. It does play during Black History Month like crazy.

You know, like Band of Brothers is on from all day type shit, you know, so it's something similar to that. So he gets like one check for 46 bucks every year, probably. Who knows how many times it plays on whatever it's on. Yeah. You know, and then. There's no way it's as interesting as what Chappelle did with it. No Chappelle shit was. Reading Rainbow, you know that that that I don't even think I never went into syndication because you don't see that, like. Yeah, no, it was just a PBS.

They did Mister Rogers for a little bit, and then fucking Sesame Street went to HBO and then that just killed it. AI is bugging. I saw a video. It was Mister Rogers had borrowed to general Lee from the Dukes to get some some Christmas presents to an orphanage. And then, of course, Boss Hogg and Roscoe were trying to, like, steal the Christmas presents from the orphanage. And then they managed to get him to the orphanage. And then Roscoe and Boss Hogg showed up at the end with presents. Anyway, so, you know, it's real, real dookie.

Real Dukes of Hazzard Christmas. Hey, I've been doing a lot of shit lately. Yo, they got, they got, Sesame Street. They got Cookie Monster and Elmo, as in paid in full talking to Big Bird. All beat up with the patch on the side. Shit like, yo, we gotta get this money beat, you know what I mean? I've never seen a big bird with the patch on. But yeah, AI is doing some wild shit, man. You and your dumb ass playing video games when I told it to make it.

You play the video games, but it don't know the difference between you, I guess I don't know. But either way, it still worked. That joint was tight. It looked good. Yeah. Like, we gotta get you some more clothes, dawg, because you is, like, consistently. Look, I'm like, this is what I had on, man. Hey, look, I. Know. You got it on. Damn me. Every week we got to get you a couple of hoodies.

Well. I got a bunch of. You got to start it up, sir. Flipping it up. Oh, I got to be character, man. I just keep it to say. You are like Charlie Brown. This bitch wearing the same outfit. Either have a black shirt on you derby with something on it, but. Well. But I mean, you either got her, you got the monkey. Like, why do I act like an asshole shirt? Or you got the Carolina Panthers. Who are you on?

And it's one or the other for probably like 75 plus percent of the show over the next five years. Yeah. So when it did it to you in that outfit, I was like, yo, this is funny. And then your ghost had to outfit on it. Yeah. Look, I saw that say, Sean was like, oh shit, I even got the hoodie on it. Like. That's what you're gonna be wearing in Grand Theft Auto six. Yeah, yeah. When. I get sucked in. Yeah.

Bad. So you hear all this bullshit about the fucking doomsday is happening, which. No, no. What are. The one where they told the the the army bases to prepare for, like, 90 days of no help? It's just about to hit the fan type shit. Oh, like, of course they're gonna fucking say some shit round the midterms right now. Yes, I did hear this. And I'm like, you know, for those that don't know if you really pay attention to shit if anything happens

after the midterms attack on US soil, it wasn't nobody but the U.S. attack in its fucking self. It's probably a false flag event, which. I fucking. Will probably happen before, but it's like tomorrow or whatever. It has to happen or it's not. It'll probably happen. It'll probably happen after the election to see who's taking over. Yeah. I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't know, man. The whole thing is fucked up, right?

I'm super agitated by all politics these days. You got this one cat, man. I know he's like, man, I'm getting all prepared. I got all my stuff and I got I ordered, I ordered all this stuff, I ordered this, and I ordered. That a meme, and I don't remember what it was, but it's like, you know, the black dude behind the tree rubbing his hands. Yeah, yeah. Like it's like gun owners watching non gun owners stockpile items for them. Yeah.

They're pretty much kind of like, you know I'm like, man, look, here's the here's the here's the case though in my head if, if say shit does happen the grid shuts off. All shit shuts down for 90 days. Right. Guess was not going to fucking stop happening. Your bills are still going to come. These are still going on with their money. Oh yeah. So they're not going to sweat it. They're going to fucking get you your paper and say, hey, you owe us X amount of money on this day.

Well, that'll be the final straw. So that we can then extract the last bit of wealth out of all the middle, the lower class people, you know, own home. Well guess what? We own it now. We own it now. You own a car. And guess what we have. I don't care that you couldn't work for 90 days. We want our money and we want it now. Like J.G. Wentworth. J.G. Wentworth coming through. I'm gonna take. I want your home and I want it. I want it now.

Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Fuck out of here. Yeah. Because I was told, dude, I'm like, bro, okay, you can survive it. But what happens? What's the shit? Cuts back on. Then it's like, oh, you owe us all of this is what you. Owe you on us. 90 days of back when you made nothing for. We've been able to keep track of it somehow.

Miraculously. While since y'all didn't have. But we were able to keep track of everything that's. You know, it's like this man. The bitch they tried to kill in Tennessee that lived. She should go free. And if motherfucking 90 days. If I can't go to work because the fucking greater shut down because we allow some sort of false flag or whatever sort of terrorist event to occur here on U.S. soil, guess what? Y'all going to have to absorb that.

Fuck you, government. Come take it. See, there's. Like. This house, the guns, the fucking food, the whatever. Come take it, motherfucker. Like, I'm. I'm ready, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm ready to be like, okay, you want it? Come get some, like, fuck it. Let's do this. Y'all want to shoot it out in the streets? Y'all want to shoot it out at the house? You want to have a meeting point? We can meet up there.

Shoot it out. I don't give a fuck. 3:00 after school. That's what I'm saying. I'll see you in the bus line. See, I was thinking about that bitch. That fucking. Nothing goes down. I was supposed to die. I didn't die like you murdered somebody. And you were sentenced on death row, and you were sitting on death row for fucking, what, over. 40 years, 20 something? I think she didn't like 95. So it's like. She was 19 would have happened.

She's like 50 something now. Yeah. So yeah, we'll say. She's in constant pain apparently. Yeah. And I'm like, I bet you are. We gave you two doses of poison or you fucking survived. That usually does a little bit of trauma on the body. So as far as I'm concerned, that's a bad bitch. We should let her go freer. She survived her life sentence.

Her life was taken. Did not. Know what. That's the thing. Like if you survive your life sentence. Because that happened to a dude that was electrocuted. He was twice. That's what they did in Oz, remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Smallest or whatever the dude's name was. I think it was malice.

He survived his electric chair and they just kept him in jail. And I'm like, that ain't right. If you fucking fry me and I fucking Superman my way out of that shit, let me go. And if I was hurt, that'd be the angle that my lawyer. Every time I see. That's what happened to this one guy. Get me out of here, Jack. He apparently was electric. I got Sawyer, he was electrocuted. He technically died. Right? And then they brought him back.

No, he came back. Like he just sat up. He was dead. And then, like, his heart stopped. He was like. He was like body bag. Said he was dead, and. Hey. But he came back. So did he come up out the body bag at the fucking day. Elected him again and he survived that shit.

So I'm like, wait a minute. This dude was served a life sentence. He technically died, so his life sentence was over. That's what I'm saying. At that point, he's back. He's back from the dead. Therefore he says unless you gave him, like 16 consecutive life sentences. Because as far as I'm concerned, if they gave this bitch two consecutive life sentences, she should go free because she took two doses.

Technically, yeah. She's like, what's up now? I told you to find me. I told you bitches to fry me. That's what I'd be saying if I was. I told you to fry me. You didn't have the balls to do that. Now I'm here. I'm alive because y'all can't be buying good drugs. Fentanyl got people dropping dead everywhere. But y'all came and get me a little dust, right? Shit, right. Can't get me a little bit of powder up your hand and it's gonna knock me out.

Done with it, so. Fine. Let me go. See, that's that's at like, when that dude, I, I. Mean, I wouldn't stop till I was on the beach chilling. And I have my phone and I'm fucking selfie. My shot on the fucking sunset on the beach. Looking at Drake feeding the Pacific baby. OJ, talk about news. And I'm gonna be on there talking about what's happening in the league. I don't like this here, but, you know, like, what's ridiculous. Was hired by she was murdered.

When he was on Twitter. When he got on Twitter, he was like the best and worst of times. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's a tale of two O'Jays. Yeah. Basically. Like once he got on Twitter that last couple of years was a fucking bright burnouts, man. He was like. OJ giving people a vice about shit. I'm like, well, technically he got away with it, so.

He got away with a lot. I mean, he can't kind of give advice on some shit. He been there and already done that. I'm saying I mean, at that point, I mean, I want to be him for Halloween. I still ain't done it yet, but I think next year I might actually go for it because like, you know, to have gloves that don't fit would just be too much fun to buy a pack or. Some small. Don't fit and be walking around trying to put them on just wearing a old jersey. People be like, who are you? And I'd be like, who do you think?

And I try to put the thing on and it won't go on. And I'll be like, that's it. That's my costume, You know. See that? Because you do got the white Bronco. I'm saying. Oh, I got it, I got it, I got a large part of what I'm eating. I don't have the O.J. Bronco I got, okay? Come on, baby, how you shake your head on OJ already. Are you going to White face OJ two?

Yeah, I'm just gonna be me. I'm not going to be like black facing in OJ. I don't go there. He ain't gonna do the blackface. I'm not that silly. I'm not that stupid. I seen blackface. I told you about them kids in middle school. Yeah, whatever that was rocking the blackface being Urkel. Yeah. I swear to God, when I was in fifth grade, kids had Urkel outfits,

and they were blackface. There was two of them. TJ was one of them. I remember I was like, TJ, why you got brown on your face? Because I'm asking, did I do that? He and I swear to God I it was his parents that had to do that. Yeah. TJ didn't put that shit on like T.J. didn't conceived blackface. Yeah, it was his daddy before he went to school.

Hold on. You playing Urkel? Come. Come here. Let me put this brown. Do what? You gotta do the part right? Yeah. And there was another kid there that was hurt that year, and he had blackface on to. Now see. They had glasses in blackface and Urkel outfits and they were doing. Did I do that and snorting. Now I think our biggest fumble was fucking him. Still wanting to be with Laura in that show, like, nah, bro, you had a fucking. Well, didn't he pull a bad bitch later on in the shit?

And he's like, yeah, this is my girlfriend. Yeah, but he was always ready to jump ship for Laura, right? Yep, yep. No. Fuck that. That makes was to give you time of day until you turn to just the phone. Fine. Yeah. I'd have been like, yo, now that I'm Stefan, guess what, Laura? I guess I'm too good for you now. He did that. That's that's kind of.

How you. The way you'd be treating. I didn't like that. How was it? I can't do this. If you want to read Stephen like that, Stefan, have anything to. Do with it? Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Because I think the end and end, it was the end of the season because AI AI got hold of that shit. Oh, did. It, man, did they out, man, I lost the two on the scroll because I was trying to save it and send it to y'all.

But at the end of the guest season for Family Matters, Urkel was in the House of Lords. Like, you know, I want to marry you type shit, right? Justified. No. To Urkel, to Earth. Yeah, to to Urkel. And I need the Scooby Doo. It fades on off to whatever. Right. Well, AI got hold of it. It had Laura put her hair up.

Drop down to the knees. Oh, snap! Urkel! Eyes go back. I was like, yeah, yeah, that's kind of awesome. God, David. AI that's a weird right there for you. Laura I guess you're serious. Say, man, all that shit that woman put his ass through. No bad. Fuck that she owes him. That's exactly what she needs to do.

You better put your hair back. He did get some ass footprints. He took her places, and. He was always up to something she. Was doing something for, though. Yeah, she was worse than a at least a tree. The screech. Yeah, because the least screech got the least touch a little bit here. Screech would, like, get a little close, but Laura, like, Lisa was always like, no, no, off.

Every once in a while. She was like a little cheer begging. Let's get up a little closer. But most of the time she was clearly like, no. Yeah. But then, like, screech never had a Stefan Urkel to turn. Nah, he didn't have any of that. Rich on pause. Yeah, you could screech.

You'd have to do him, like Screech Owl or something, you know what I mean? I can get some Italian, you know what I mean? So something. Because he had the spaghetti sauce. Yeah, yeah. Remember that joint? Yep. I forgot screeching sauce. Yeah, yeah. So, ju I got a question for you, man. I didn't notice this last weekend, but biggie pointed out to me

because we both noticed the neighbors when we left out of here yesterday. Last week, we were all out front. Right? The neighbors you didn't see there was. There was walking their dog, and they stopped, like, right in front of your driveway. And I'm like, why the fuck are they just standing there looking at us all stupid, right? I ain't paying no mind to it. They walked about maybe ten, 15ft down the little side wall, didn't even make it all the way to the end, and immediately turned around and came right back up.

Right, man. Get in the car. Biggie goes, yo, man, you see the neighbors? I said, yeah, I peep that. That's why I was taking the piss out there, right? Yep. Yeah. That's exactly what it was. I did notice that, but I didn't think much of it other than that's probably not a good idea. I didn't know that he was taking a pistol. Biggie told me I was just talking to the all.

You know what I mean? I wasn't paying a mind what this motherfucker was doing. I just looking at the shrubs, man. Well, that was the thing. I was turned around at one point, and I seen you standing there looking like he might have been taking a piss, but I wasn't like, oh, let me figure out what the hell did you is or is not up to over there. I just think, oh, probably peeing, which ain't a great idea in this neighborhood. But then the neighbors are walking by at the exact time you're doing that, apparently. And noticing. Yeah. So look, I. Totally get said. Wait a minute.

I said you was doing what he said, man, he was pissing by that bush. I'm like, man, I guarantee the neighbors place. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I said. The neighbors probably walked by. It happened to look over and it's just pee. Which is fucked up, you know what. I mean? Because motherfucker looked Mexican and so. So

now I ran. Now we got the. Only clean Mexican in the whole goddamn county, you know? Fuck off, bro. Fuck off, bro. Fuck off. You wanna have a conversation about. Let's have a conversation. You press the 1 or 2, motherfucker. That's all I want to. Yeah, you got two other bathrooms up because I don't. What? You got two more in this?

When I was out there in the bushes, right there in the dark. It was dark. My dick ain't that magical. I couldn't, I couldn't. I didn't. Mean sure, I wasn't sure. All I knew was, that looks like he might be peeing over there. But I just kept turning. Just doing something. With the book came may come back out again. He made that trail cock.

That they finally. I think it's in there. I smelled in the air. This is that Mexican? Same. It was the same shit that happened in a woman up at the lake. I read about this up there. And fucking lady had helped. Apple picking. More, marking more.

I know you motherfucking neighbors than about face with the quickness. But that's none of their business. He wasn't peeing on them. Their dog wasn't walking through his pee. Yeah, their dogs box peeing his yard. He can't be in his yard. Whatever kind of shit is that? That's all screaming, you know what I'm saying? Your dog is literally peeing in my yard. Guess what? So am I that motherfucker?

Sure. Don't be on my. This is my territory. That's right. Up with your dog. Sorry. I don't know you. I know your dog. So I'm Alpha and your dog right now. That should have been rolling because I. I didn't know any of that stuff. Biggie was like, yo, Jules. Charlie on the other side of the sidewalk. For real? That's on. The other side. That kind of makes sense, because if they walked down and happened to just look over and got his dick out pit.

No, that was I was I was in by that time, they were still behind me like in the driveway region when he was the whole time people. But like I said, you can't I look, I saw it out of the corner of my eye. Basically. I was turning around, one point looking. I remember thinking, it looks like the Jews peeing over there, but I just kept like having a conversation I didn't like look at confirmed to deny that this is the Jew, you know what I mean? So, like, I can't imagine that they from further away at the time of night, it was with the darkness out. So confirm that you had dick out or not.

I couldn't or could even hear the urine. I didn't bother, I didn't notice that either. But it could have happened because we were talking over you. Yeah. Yeah, we were talking. Yeah. That's why I never. Thought we were probably having some outrageous conversation. I guarantee you know how this shit don't stop. Fucking TV. Like this. Shit just don't stop. So we was out there talking some live action. But, man, B and B was right back, man.

And I'm just dying laughing, you know? I'm losing my shit. I'm like, yeah, that's going to the H. A this time that's going to be a fire for the angel. It will be a letter. Prove it. Yeah. Checking my bushes bitch. Yeah. Prove the ones that you're going to tell me. I got a hedge here shortly, Yeah. They're going to tell you.

The one. You're going to tell me how I need to maintain on my property. Yeah, yeah. Fuck off. Fuck you. Oh, man, that was a good man, man. I couldn't stand my couldn't stand my all the dumb shit every week. It was something when I first moved in. Yeah. He was are bad. If you could find a place without it, do it. Yeah. Because they really don't do shit. They don't do anything.

You know, you pay all this money, supposedly. Keep something up. Keep like we had a playground. Just some way to have some hierarchical douchebag in the neighborhood that thinks they're in charge. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of, like, every little stupid thing. Oh, you know how to do that? You might feel good about themselves. Yeah, I was hoping for more than five minutes or whatever the fuck. On that bullshit. Yeah. I ain't worried about my letter.

Fuck fuck, fuck. Send me a letter, Send me a letter with a picture of me peeing in the bushes. Some fucking. I just pay it. Talk to you on three months when I got paid my bill. Fuck off. Oh, yeah. Trucking. So, ladies and gentlemen, by the time Miss drops, it will be the midterm election day.

If you're going to vote, vote. And if you don't, fuck it, you know what I'm saying? It's up to you all. This will probably drop Election day morning. Yeah, because not. Doing it. I don't think you ever have, though. I've never. Never say you ain't never. Done it. We just got to get you to get a mail in ballots. You can let us fill it out for you.

No. I don't know which idiot. Yeah. Fucking head or help. Yeah. No, they're both going to hurt. It's just. Which one do you think is going to be less of a. Yeah. Yeah. It's really sad situation because like I don't like the wording of any of the amendments they want to do.

So I don't like in one way or another, even when I kind of agree or disagree with them. It's like, I still don't think y'all are even wording this shit in a way that enables me to really understand what I am or am not voting for. Which is clearly it on purpose. When I take advantage of the dumbasses and fucking manipulate them because like they're trying to say, they're trying to make like gay marriage legal, but it's already legal in Virginia. They're trying to enshrined in the Constitution in some way.

That apparently gives it more like teeth to attack people that don't want to fuck with them. Like if you have a venue and you don't want to have the gay marriage there. It's like the dude that. They want to. Be able to wedding cake. They want to be able to screw you and your wedding cake business. If you don't, that's. Because we don't we don't we don't like your kind. Right. Because we might well, we don't want to put two grooms on top of the wedding cake, or we don't want to have a bunch of gaze at our fucking private

family plot that we rent out for weddings sometimes. The thing for me is, it's like, I don't care if you want to be a douchebag and not do that, that's fine. That's your business because it's your business. Yeah, that's. That's less money that you're going to make, right? Yeah, right. You're costing money. Yeah. Just cause yourself, who cares? But that's your problem. Yeah. It's your business is right to do it. Like, because I've Barton it way too long to not respect the right to decline service.

You got. It just as Barton. You had the right to refuse. And it's more than that. Sometimes you're legally obligated to refuse service. So if they want to change the way that laws work as far as, like, legally obligated to serve people, like I guess maybe they can, but to constitutionally enshrine it in some way like that doesn't jive, especially when you've already got legal gay marriage in the state of Virginia and pretty much everywhere else, too. Like, that's like, that's a that's one of those ones that I'm like, this is over. Why I'll fucking exacerbating this shit more.

Why put this out there more, other than just to be able to legally go after people that don't want to engage in your, your gay marriage. Or like I ain't, I didn't I didn't bother looking because I'm like, you know what? None of them shit anyway, so you know what I mean? Like tactful drop off. Mike's new. Saying, I ain't never voted. I know, I'm never really say anything to me.

You want to vote for. Someone had affected me. You know what I'm saying? No one's ever made you want to vote for them. And if you're going to vote, you want to vote for. That affected me. It's something I could change. I mean, they're always going to drive their foot in my ass with the fucking inflation, prices and shit. Like. Yeah, but you know, like, if I actually got on the ballot for president, you'd go vote for me so that you could be the.

Some dudes like, I'm going to fully legalize marijuana, right? You know what I mean? And somebody with the balls to say a couple of things you agree with. Help you out? Yeah. And not making you fucking. Oh. So much. Pay me pay to pay the government so much. And we're going to lower government expenses as well as taxes. Yeah, I saw some independent bitch running somewhere. She was talking about not having there be any federal income taxes. Anything over 100 grand.

So if you make less, you make 100 K or less, you don't get taxed on it. And then you only get taxed on what you make over 100. So if you make 20, you make 120. You pay taxes on 2020 and be like a flat rate of whatever all the way across. Because the effective tax rate on us right now is like 13%. Whereas Ellen's got right on work. They can't be too much. What, 20% maybe make over 100 if that probably made. But the population, you know what I'm saying. But the ones that make over like 185 pay

exponentially less of a percentage based. On somebody. The way the tax code is. Written itself. Right? If I make 120, I pay more in tax than a guy that makes 420. Yeah, because the guy at 420 has a certain tax code at 185 plus. That makes it so he effectively pays less if you pay one point, if he's 4.2 million or 4.2 billion, that continues to go down. So like your effective tax rate on billionaires is like very, very low, like like a 0.02 or a .00007 or whatever, something like that.

Well, the guy. That you. Did hit. If you did, everybody under 100 get zero and anything over 100 is 3%. So you do 3% all the way across the board, even on Elon. That's not a whole lot on these dudes that are, but it's a substantial amount more than what they're paying now. So like if you do that as well as minimize the amount of tax that you spend, like we say, we bring in $1 trillion or whatever, if we're spending 6 trillion, like that's not a good expenditure. If we bring in a trillion and we spend half a trillion, then after however many decades of paying off the debt, we end up with a surplus.

Right, right. And then we could have money laying around to like build more bridges, which we should be spending our money on, bridges and infrastructure and stuff like that. Anyway, actually fixes. Stuff that actually helps, like new schools and shit. And, you know, like if you want to have a billionaire be able to write off something he should be writing off, like drilling wells, putting a water infrastructure in a place like Flint, Michigan. He should get a substantial like like if Elon wants to put in

on the water in Flint, Michigan and and wherever. Jackson, Mississippi, if he wants to put in new water systems in these places, then run out. Of money that doe. If you had Elon saying it's like having Bill gates do that. But as long as as long as the regulations are not overbearing and stuck to look, if we've got a standard as to what has to go on with our water and our certain area, and you do all those things, then yeah, I would trust that because like, I'd rather as a, like if I was making a lot of money, I'd rather go give people stuff they need.

And it's the, I'm going to spend my tax dollars the way I want to spend my tax dollars mentality, where if you spend enough in your money out of pocket, then you can write all that off and not. Oh, the amount that you would own taxes, right? So if you do a $6 trillion water infrastructure between six different states, Elon should be able to write that off and not have to pay however much that is out of the 3% that he's getting taxed, that everybody's getting taxed. And then if everybody that does that, does that sort of thing, then we end up with a better setup than not.

Eventually the countries like moved into a better space than a worse space without just turning like an absurd amount of tax burden onto the billionaires while continuing to miss, use that tax dial of revenue that's been brought in as a nation. It's just. That makes sense. You know, nobody wants to like, man up and say, we can't do this, this and this anymore. Like, because all these expenditures seem like voter bases that they don't want to lose, even though most of us don't know how our tax dollars are being.

No clue where any of us go outside of just going to Israel. Yeah. I mean. There's that there's that part. There's a lot of that. But I want to stop all foreign expenditures. Oh, yeah. I don't want to get real money. I don't give Palestine money. I don't give you Crane or Russia or fucking anybody else. Money, like, certainly not until we have a surplus. If we have a surplus. Of some shit left over.

I got 20, I got 20 trillion. We could probably throw maybe five trail over here. Yeah, I mean, it's help out. Something. If it ain't gonna be for. Yeah, exactly. For. I'll come and help you with that. It's like what you're saying about Mr. Beast. Yeah, like you want to go do something good with this money. I'm down. It's like with China building roads and shit for people. Like, I'm cool with that.

Let's. Let's team up. Let's help you build the roads. Let's all we can get you there. Let's get to a better space as a populist as opposed to it's always got to be animosity there. Maybe we might need one day like, yeah, man, you trying to hook me up with that? I see you got some good shit going on over there. Like we got a giant road infrastructure we built through your property, and I could use that road to go get some shit to your guy that I could pay you for. Yeah.

And we could bring that shit over here and have it like we want to have it. What's the problem with that? I don't see nothing wrong with any of this shit. No, it's because. It'd be like having good times with your neighbors if your neighbors say, hey, man, don't pee in the yard. And he said, I'm not bad, that'd be a whole lot cooler than like. It would be. I thought I lived here.

Oh, I'm sorry, I have just denied it. Denied? I ain't the one hand over here, Jack. I don't know what you're talking about. What's your dog? Yeah, I'm fucking pissing. Why are you looking? Mind to business. We're going to call the police. Guess what? My dick will be way by the time of the year you got filled with dick out. No you don't.

You're recording this right now. No. I'll check on my bushes. Fuck him. With my dick. Yeah. I think my dick out. What? What the fuck, bro? I saw this on YouTube. I was talking about my dick. Now press charge on that guy for dreaming about my dick like that. Like, isn't that assault somehow? Yeah, dude, that sexual assault. I think it's.

Mentally assaulted me, bro. Like dreaming my. Dick, man. I'm over here just checking the fucking rosebud. Yeah, bro. Just fucking. Do you just think he's looking at pecker? You know what's amazing in the future, if we have all. If we have all, like, four of us here with biggie, like, we got to put you on that mic because Mike biggie just destroys that mic.

Like, that's a knockoff. It's not one of these. It's a fucking knockoff. But it works with you for whatever your vocal pitch and your vocal range. Like hit something that. Way because his voice traveled. No, no, no, all we'd have to do is like, put biggie in front of that other mic. We just put that other mic in front of biggie and let the Jew rock on his normal mic, because. Then those around. Yeah, we could move him. I'm just saying though, I was noticing how

there's like a range that you're in vocally that works on that mic and Biggie's his range is substantial, more than he talks higher than you and lower than you, you know, and whenever it's in like one of those ranges, if that thing's distorting and I was like, what could I do? Like I thought about turning down the bass on it while we were here last week, but I was like, whatever, let me hear this thing on multiple different platforms so that I can see what I'm hearing. And I've decided that, like, that mic works perfect for you for whatever reason. And it's only but so-so for everybody else.

Hey, if it was what Mike and I have like, it would be. It would be a really perfect setup. Yeah, you know what I mean? And it's some point maybe we'll cop another TLM 103 for the fucking studio. But that's not in the cards at the moment, right. And I can't. Buy. I can't buy a used one because I don't trust any of them on eBay to not be another knockoff. The only way I could buy these is brand new,

because that's the only way I trust them. I sent y'all some dumb ass shit on the grams. It's like like backyard wrestling joint. Oh. Lord, I had a dude ends up taking this guy. Headbutts him into a Don John. Right? Goes to the next Don John, headbutts him in the down, but the first one opens up. It's this little kid that was in that Don John comes out crying, yo, poor little bastard, man, I felt bad for that kid. Oh, no. I felt so bad for his little ass man, because he comes out.

That motherfucker pulled up his pants like the whole dollar. John rocks. And you just sent this. I said, hey, I said I recently because it should be the only thing I sent y'all. It should be in the group joint, but that shit have me roll. The poor little dude comes out of that motherfucker. He probably was taking the shit. He probably had some of that Don John Blue get on him, man. I felt bad for that kid, you know? It's in the group.

Oh, yeah. All right, I see it. Is this Miami Vice really happening? Yeah, yeah. That's wild. Walter Goggins too. She did. That might be good. That little Manson are definitely taking the shit. Yeah, yeah. He even wipe his ass. Yo, he just points.

He's got white. She got the shit scared out of there, man. That's a rock like that. Yeah, I'm saying yeah. Hey, dude. Oh, no. And, gentlemen, this idiot child just came out to portray John screaming, but he's wise to get out of there, because if those motherfuckers knocked over. Yeah, bro, you ain't.

He ain't even know he was just taking a shit. Like that's a substantial bump. Too bad. I gotta go use the bad for my son. Come back. You know we have for the match. If that Porta John had not had the building behind it exactly, it might have gone over. Exactly. Like they bounced old dude's face off the door and that shit fucking. I feel bad for anybody knows this kid in school that happens to come across their. Shit that's done. Yeah, yeah, it's a rap though.

The internet is so deep, I don't think that would be findable. Like even if, you know, to look for it. Like if it doesn't happen across your fucking algorithm, like you're not going to be able to find that shit. He's not going to be able to find. Probably got a point there. Maybe. Maybe if you had some sort of a that's good. There's not too many wrestling Don John videos. Maybe, but it's so hard for anything to be listed in a way that you could find it when you're looking for it.

You know what I mean? When I didn't feel bad for a little man, I'm like, damn, yo, he got just straight scared shitless. Fuck that little bastard at the pro wrestling event. That's that's as close as you come. That's the real deal. Although that's. Yeah, he's in the match, bro. That's what I'm. Saying, that he's in the match. The only thing is, though, that looks like some amateur like festival. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was definitely some festival. Like, that's not like that little

boy might have gone there to like, ride a roller coaster. And it. Was just getting a funnel cake, right. You know, his own business. And anything. He might not have been taking a shit. He might have been standing there peeing when that shit hit, which is a whole nother level of trauma. Yeah. Because if you. If you rock the way and rock, you gotta hold on, right? That is going gonna rock.

And if the toilet seats up, which, you know, it probably is that shit, that shit slash. Shit. You know what I'm saying? So, like like you can't come out too quick other than, like, to make sure that nobody's going to knock it over more because you got to wipe out the ball off here if you sitting. There. Fucking Johnson. Yep. Imagine you were Janet was in there. No, no. We really. Had problems.

That would never happen. I can't do it. Can't is the cancer of hell. No way. No, no. You type in wrestling around, Don. Johnny comes up twice. Oh, you found it. Wrestling near bathroom. But the real point is that nobody's going to look for their buddy from school. Like, it's not like a fifth grader.

That kid, what he did in fifth grade. Now they're not going to be another fifth. Grader or something like that. I'm saying, what the fuck are fighting in the Don Jon bro? That's some redneck, God damn it. That's like you up in there with something like you were biggie in there. Yeah. That's a clean Don John. There ain't no shit that there ain't no food coming out when. A fresh. One, a. Fresh don. That's a fresh Don John like that ain't even jobs like fighting.

Like the best fights are the ones in the car they do in Russia. Oh, yeah. I like that. Yeah. That's true. I've been getting into the bare knuckle shit, man. The bare knuckle boxing. They get brought it to bro. Joyce right there. Fire where they can hold you by the head and just hit you with the. Other hand that dudes be just hit. They can't see. That's a counter shit. Yeah. Connor stuff.

Is it really? Yeah. McGregor. Oh, okay. About that shit a year or two ago. I with that right there. Yeah. See is interesting. I don't. I've been watching that for a minute now. Yeah. Yeah. They take some serious shots man. Sometimes they fucking faces blow up.

Yeah that. But yeah, that black dude fucking. I'll remember him. Hunt. I think that motherfucker is terrible. The cat. No, no. He's like fucking stack black dude. Heavyweight. Gobby heavyweight. Yeah. Well, they take some serious abuse in that shit.

But yeah, they'll be they'd be fucking Davy fighting. If they don't fight, they end up fucking. They don't get their money. Yeah, that's another thing. If they don't engage like they got, they got weird rules. If you don't put on a good fight, step in there and take some abuse and give some. Yeah. Like they don't pay enough. Yeah.

If you're going to go up in here and get knocked out, get paid to get knocked. Out, they say, I seen the one fight where dude was fucking just running around. He was like Floyd Mayweather and it and a dude came up there straight up was like, well, you're never gonna see that. But that guy right there ain't getting paid. All of his money's going to this guy right here. Oh. That's fine sir. Yeah. The chase was like, he ain't getting paid his what? He was supposed to get paid. The fucking loser of the fight

actually is going to get it's going to make that money because he was actually trying to hit this motherfucker. Oh, shit. Hey, it keeps him on for. Keeps it interesting. And sometimes the ring is small. Force the hands. Yeah, yeah. Like this room? Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you're right. Yeah. Ain't no where. To go. Yeah. You can take a corner and walk in the middle throwing punches type shit.

You ever see the redneck balling brawling. In between the the they got the, The random rednecks. It's got hay bales around it. No, no, it's just these random rednecks just fighting me. Hey, circle one might be in Russia. Yeah, but this one is like, take fucking Trevor. No, I ain't never seen him. You got, you got Trevor. Trevor for. GTA and fucking Joe Dirt. And they just you put him in a fucking boxing ring.

And then button each other and everything. But they got boxing gloves on. It's, it's a, it's a sloppy fucking match. But it's, it's just two dumbass rednecks. It's usually fucking two girls or two. They got a name for that. And they do it at like places in West Virginia. Yeah, yeah. I can't remember the name, but it comes up on my feet every so often. Yeah, yeah. We're it's just like average Joe. Joe.

Something right. Here comes Becky brawler and fucking, Tammy the pig farmer, you know what I mean? And the ring fight each other. Well, and there's also the one that's like, got they got the cage. Yeah. They got the cage everywhere. And then go and beat the shit out of each other in there. Those are. There's a lot of there's a lot of fighting to watch if you want to watch fighting these days.

See, that's the that's that shit match that Ocho influence. No, bro. It's the influence of, like, independent. You can do whatever you want. So true. You know, like, we got cameras set up right now doing dumbass. I always say back in two, 2000, 2002, 22,000, 2002, there was a dude I used to work with and he was a redneck dude from West Virginia. He said, man, I do these bare knuckle fights and I'm like, where the fuck you do that at?

He was like, man, you gotta come check it out. One day. I'm like, I don't know, man. He's like, nah, man, there's some brothers up there. I'm like, all right, you know what I mean? I want to check the shit out. Yo, these were on a house was up in there just going at it, you know? I'm like, Holy shit, I don't even know where the fuck out we were at. It was on, like, some industrial spot, like in this back warehouse that nobody uses anymore.

You know what I mean? Everybody just pulls up and you just know this is where you're supposed to go. Type man. Fight club. Yeah, that's exactly how it was. Their feet circling each other in the dirt. Walking this motherfucker. And all you smell is fucking metal, dirt and ass. Like, just stinks this bitch. But then motherfuckers would get the wrecking in that bitch, man.

I mean, they were there. It's not. No. Holding back like these motherfuckers is, like, going in there to fuck each other up. Well, you know, that's. Even getting paid. That's it. That's what I mean. That's why, you know, that's the real deal. Because they're not getting paid where the shit is, not probably even getting recorded. So it's not going on the internet.

So like, there's nothing happening. Like, that's for, like, pure posterity. There's no fucking record. There's no way to look it up and see what happened there and try to get better from it. You had know somebody to know somebody, know where to go to get to this shit. Yeah, dude, that's that's Fight Club. And the dude that told me about it, he said, man, come up there. I'll meet you in the parking lot, man, and I'll get you in. I'm like, all right, cool. I met him up there.

He was like, yo, I fight tonight. I'm like, back. Cool. That's what's up. I get up in there, I'm like, yo, this is some crazy shit. Like, man, am I going to get hung like this? This shit don't even look right type shit. You know what I mean? But then when the shit started, you got like, it was like, Oh, man. The joint with Shorncliffe and damn Bloodsport. Yeah, it was like Bloodsport because you had a dude

actually running around taking your back, Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, betting on type shit. And I'm like, oh, fuck. For real? This is we get money off this shit. Dude's like, yo, man. Yeah. That's the whole reason they bringing people in there to spend money. And fucking like my man. He he ended up winning that night and I'm like, yo, man, how much you end up getting off at fires like shit? 69 I think he got he got 300. He got three.

I mean he got a good three. But I'm like, damn, he had to go through like one, two, three people to get the 300 though. Like he did go through three people in one night. Yeah. Like this dude. They was in there, man. I mean, you see in knots the size of. My people's heads. Absolutely. Yeah.

I'm gonna come back up in there with that lump on their head and fight somebody else. Right. Crazy. But explain the lot. When I would see him at work because he looked like he had been beat up a lot, and I'm like, damn wrong with this dude. Like, it was like some of like, this is my work all beat the fuck up. He was like, I was like, damn, he just be out there working like it should happen to him. Like, bro, he come to work one day, head up like a knock, probably about the size of my two fingers on his head on like, yo, you good, man.

I said that shit like fluid or something. He was like, man, that's all good, man. They caught me good, dude. Caught me good. I'm like, dude caught you good. That's when he told me about the shit. I'm like, okay, I gotta see what the fuck y'all rednecks me doing up here, man. Like, what the fuck y'all y'all actually getting into out of this bitch man. Trouble, bro. Boys are getting in trouble. But is not a single cop. Nobody showed up to this place.

Yeah, because you were in an underground fight club. Yeah, it was, but it was cool because I'm like. I'm thinking people going to run up in here. They're like, man, we straight year worry about nothing. I'm like, for real. Like, y'all don't nobody comes up in this bitch like, nah, because ain't nobody serving no drinks and nothing. You had your own shit. And nobody knows about it. There's no licensing invite only what? No social media to put it out there like yo come to the spot type shit.

Well, then if there was, you probably wouldn't have been allowed to post from there. Oh, yeah, I'm quite sure. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't let you post. But you could have service out there where we was at, man. It was, it was, it was a very entertaining night that night. You know what I mean? I was like, oh, this is some wild shit. Did you bet? Yeah. Did you make money? No.

But I did. But I bet because it was cool, like, you look at some dudes, you're like, oh, man, that dude, he gone. He gonna definitely win against a guy. Be like a guy like my size versus a guy like this dude's size right here. And the motherfucker his size go in, like. Scrapping that little one. Yeah, yeah. I'll be. It was like, Your whole preconceived notions were being smashed right before your eyes.

But it was cool because I was in it like I'm one of these motherfuckers. Like I'm talking shit. I'm all up in, like, I'm damn at the ring talking shit like, yo, what the fuck are you doing? Type shit like, hit this motherfucker. Why are you running? Hit the summer, bitch, man. Don't be scared. You know what I mean? Like it. It was cool as fuck, though. There was, like, a UFC before they had rules. Yeah, you know what I mean.

The most people you have sees when there was no time limits, man. No time limit. Special there. No rules. And they put a dude. They look like the Jew against a sumo wrestler. Yeah, that was worse. Gracie. Yeah. Precancerous. It was. Shamrock was in the first couple. Yeah, Shamrock was there, but Royce Gracie was really the guy because everybody was like, this little dude ain't gonna do shit.

And he ended up tapping out so many. Everybody. Everybody out. And he wore his whole fucking geeky and all that shit. Everybody else would be in there like a pair of jeans and a t shirt or whatever. Like it was wide open, wide. Open, and then you could only get them on VHS back in the day. I remember. My review. Were they really? Yeah. I don't I only ever seen them on VHS. UFC one was pay per view.

I know. That we had the free pay per view at the time. That's how I got. I knew my brother was just bringing me these videos. He was like, yo, check out this video. They would wrestle on the ground. Those those were matches where they would be on the ground for 30 minutes. Yeah. And there's something about that that's incredibly interesting. It's sort of boring, but it's also incredibly interesting. Yeah, because that's a lot of time and energy spent.

That's right. Because you you spent having a motherfucker my size on top of you. Yeah. And you trying to get up off the ground. 26 minutes later, turn around and get you in a chokehold. Yeah, yeah. Or exhausted and sweaty and then slipped out and got you and really making challenging. That ankle lock. And then it's over.

Put you in that ball back in that crossface chicken. Crossface chicken wing up in there. She. Yeah yeah. UFC before the rules was tight as fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, with that said, we're going to have to give this episode a rest. Oh, yeah. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes well, as new episodes. Yep. Like, share. Subscribe. Gentlemen.

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