The Mason and Friends Show — Episode 1072
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If you had an Audi and he turned it into a any. Yeah. What I'm saying. That's a great analogy. Mike. Yeah. Mike bringing the heavy headers. Yeah, yeah, yeah I've just. Had an Audi. Turn into any. Yes. Because that's what it is going back inside now. Yeah. What, what. Yeah. I'm almost shaking my head like the Jew right now. Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,072nd time, it is featuring that dude called his genius. What I bet is. As well as J. Rod Statham. Yeah. Me. I am Mason. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today?

Nothing goes down involved. Same old shit. Happy to be here, big Mike. Back in there with y'all. One more game. We'll give a quick shout out to the homie. Big Kyle from Glass Flow. There you go. What's up man? When I saw him at the event there in Front Royal hooked it up with some some potent stuff which I've left much of for the Jew unit. I had myself a five hours of incapacitation, and that's enough for me. But these are just the kind of problem. Edibles. The Jew unit does seem to like a cake that's literally got hash for its first name.

But, you know, ladies and gentlemen, we love the world. We love the people out there. Shout out to Big Kyle. Shout out to Captain Kirk. Shout out to shout out to. Ace Bandicoot. Ace money. Yup. Fucking hell. I, Brandon and. Brandon and Brandon. Right? Brandon in the Brandon Carver's black Harry from over across the pond too. Yeah. Yeah, we got a lot of people here. What's your love. To folks out there? Big ups to every last one of you. If we didn't mention you. We did. It's not that we forgot. We. We might not remember things. Yeah. We didn't forget. We just don't remember.

Oh. Man, it's a big difference, gentlemen. That's what you need for your wide. Street fighter. Then came out. I ain't watch it. I don't think it's out yet. I'm waiting for it to hit streaming, I think. I don't think I might just wait till you. I can't fuck with it. I'm hoping for big, positive reviews. I doubt that the way it looks, the way it looks to be. I ain't fucking with it. They're pushing it hard. Andrew Schultz is in it. He's not really? Yeah, I don't even know what. I don't. Know if. This. Is real, but I fuck with that Tulsa King shit.

But they. I seen some shit with Sandy. Well, it's trying to start his own shit where he like doing that same shit. Yeah. Samuel. Samuel l. O Samuel l Jackson trying to do a Tulsa King type show. I seen these, got some kind of Fresno King or some shit like that. I think I see. Something coming. Oh. Is it working with Taylor Sheridan? Guided rights, all that stuff? I don't know, I don't. This was just something I saw real quick, when I was scrolling. Yeah, I was like, oh, shit. Hell, yeah. That's what I'm. Talking about. But I know he was in season three, Tulsa King, and they dropped.

Season. L was, Samuel was, and they dropped season four, I think Friday. I think I can watch that now on fucking Paramount. It's on Paramount. Something else too. It's on something. Yeah. But I saw it on one of the things I got. I got I got to finish that up, I got, I got to rewatch it with Old Lady who she always be falling asleep. We try to watch that show pass out. I watch, you know. Of course I finish it. That's. That's an issue with everything. Because I fuck with that shit that I like, that shit that shows. That shows.

Tulsa King's good. I just started carry they they got a carry series on it and. It's on Amazon. Yeah. Prime. Yeah. And then I want to watch the other drama finish Carrie first before I go to Crystal Lake. Oh okay. I was going to say that's that looks up your alley. Yeah. That's my. No Jason is. Supposed to be Jason origination story. People. People are like pissed off. It's not making sense. But it's a prequel. But it's a series two, right? So it's not going to add up until the end. Jason. Shit didn't add up to begin with. Jason was just a fucking answer to Michael Meyers. It was that.

It was that director's like, you know, his his Michael Meyers. He wanted to answer Halloween. He. And that's why Jason should never make sense. See, but that's to me the thing that's always kept me out of most of that style of movie. I think that the what is it? Friday the 13th is Michael Myers. Friday the 13th is Jason. What's okay, so. Halloween is Michael Myers. Okay, Halloween's Michael Myers and that's John Carpenter. And those are probably the good ones. The first one or the second one. Those are both John Carpenter movies and those are the good ones. And then the third one pops up and it's some fucking spirit of Halloween that has nothing to do with Michael Myers. Right?

But those two makes sense. They're good movies. The rest of them are all kind of shitty movies. Is that fair to say? Yeah. And till you get. Friday the 13th. I like, what was his name? Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween when he did his two? Yeah, but that doesn't count because that's like, that's so far down the line. You got to start coming. Correct. You come with the slashers, Leatherface, The Texas Massacre. The original one was good. Yeah, that's a decent film. Friday the 13th. The first two are good, three is okay, but three is when you see Jason, the first two is his mom.

Right? But like. But nobody knew. But none of that makes any sense. Is what you're saying. To people that that watch this fucking Crystal Lake. Everybody's like I haven't seen it. So I can't tell what they're I don't want to spoil my shit. Viewing this on. I want to have my own opinion to it. But they're saying like, shit doesn't add up. But Jason should never was supposed to add up to begin with. Friday 13 was just an ounce or two Halloween like. It was just a cash grab? Yeah. It's what you mean by that. Yeah. So, like, there's no to it.

There's nobody thought it out. It wasn't. So it wasn't. Supposed to be this fucking long ass drawn out that it's always been because. It's become. Because they keep making all these prequels or sequels or whatever, all these different. Out of all the slashers, Jason didn't make sense to begin with from the beginning because Jason was supposed to be killed or he died. He drowned at Karen Crystal Lake. But Freddy shit seemed pretty stupid to me, too. Freddy just became. Conceptually, that he could go into your dreams and fuck with you. That's scary. So here's the thing. The rest of it all pretty bad.

Freddy became to be was the parents found out he was a pedophile. But they don't say it. And they burned this motherfucker alive. And he comes back in the dreams of the kids, of the people that fucking killed them. To kill their kids for killing him. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, that theoretically lines up, but the continuation of it. Yeah. To keep it going. Like year after year. Got nothing else, right. That's what they did. The 80s. That's what it was. That's why you got all these child plays. But they made him. Into racers. They made him into a monster that could be replicated on other people.

But it only makes sense. The first movie we can fucking with the children of the people they killed. Yeah, that that jives sensibly. At least you could put it together as a story. Where now as Jason is Jason, it was his mom that was killing the campers because she wanted revenge for her son. Because they were they neglected her son. But it should have been the counselors. That's what. That's who she was trying to kill was supposed to be the counselors, but it was these kids that just happened to stay at the camp, you know what I mean? And then it just went on as anybody stayed at the camp, got killed, and then come to the third fucking part three of Friday 13.

That's when you see Jason now is there? It was his mom that was the killer the first two. So he sort of just rises up out of necessity for the story. Yes. There's the only reason he's dead. Reason he's there. So the only ones that even make sort of sense is Michael Myers. Because he's killing his sister. Yeah, and Jamie Lee Curtis. He's going to kill the rest of his family. And which was Jamie Lee Curtis was his sister. Was the only one left because he killed his mom and dad. He wanted to kill her. So he was basically trying to find her.

He's trying to complete the trifecta. He wanted to go. That's all I really wanted to do. He wanted to kill his sister, and everybody else had just gotten his way. God dealt with it because you was in his fucking way. That's all he was trying to do. Got dealt. With, they got dealt with. And fucking old Doctor Loomis, that was his fault. He knew Michael's evil. He's evil. And the bottom of the evil is there's no soul. And Doctor Loomis got fucked up. You know what I mean? That was his fault. But none of these movies ever made any sense to me.

Anytime I saw anything about him, it always just seemed stupid. Like, in hindsight, I can look at John Carpenter's body of work and go, John Carpenter made that movie or those movies, and those are probably pretty good because he was involved. Yeah, like that. He's not going to let it be two. When you get a studio that takes over that person, and then it's just they keep adding on to the look doesn't fucking die. They buy the IP and continue. Yeah, well past where it makes sense. Yeah. After the second half. Like he's just got. It made sense. Like you've just got a taste for killing Halloween three on.

Yeah. Well he actually hollowing four and up because after that it was more so it turned into. So Jamie Lee Curtis had a daughter, so now he's got to kill not only his sister, he got kill his niece. And they continued it on that way. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Like I heard that the new scream movies after whatever. I think it's number seven now. Yeah. Scream seven after the daughter. They released that I haven't won, but I haven't watched fucking After four. I haven't watched four or 5 or 6. Do you know what I'm saying? Is Courteney Cox and all of these.

Yeah. Yeah. Do those movies look terrible? Dude, I'm quite sure they are. I'm quite sure they are, like doing. See, but you watch you watch a lot of terrible movies. I don't watch them because. You know what I mean? But that's your bag. There pretty much is. Bad movies is your thing. It's almost entertaining to me to assist, to see how fucking ignorant they can get. It's clearly entertaining to you. Yeah, like you watch some bad stuff. You come on here, you talk about it. I'm like, wow, that's a terrible movie. Yeah. Or like, I see it and I look at it and I'm.

That's a terrible. I'm gonna wait till it's on streaming because it already looks terrible to me. See, that's the thing. The fact that it looks terrible to you is the thing that gives me hope that it might be good. That's. I don't like the way Mike be looking at shit, because, like, you look at a lot of stuff and think, that might be all right. And then you watch it like, this sucks. It's the trailer. Here, and you tell me, you. Know what will get me? I thought this I thought this one looked all right. And it was. For trailer.

Looks like it's going to be decent, but this trailer looks like shit. Yeah. But like something out of the universe. Street fighter. Shit does look terrible. But Masters, the universe also looks like it was going to be terrible. It it was. And I believe you. I haven't watched it, but I believe. It was. And my hope is that Street Fighter will be good. Just because it'd be nice to see one of these things. Knock it out of the park. Nah, but it looks like. Game adoption movies, man. They're hard to get them right, you know what I mean? Even though you have most of these have story like, But the story mode nobody played, nobody remembers.

I never played Street Fighter and knew anything about whatever the story mode was. It was me and. Somebody playing somebody. I never had a street fighter. So I played at your house and we would play two on one. On one. You got you. I would. Never go in. You never go ahead and just play the play. What was going on? I would never see how the story works. Like the Mortal Kombat movies. They suck. But I think I've played Mortal Kombat story wise as far as 1 or 2 is concerned, and there was nothing there other than you just fight the next person, and that's all.

It is in the realm of whatever. But the Street Fighter movies, they they were trash. Like, I'm like. One with Jean-Claude where Van Damme was in it. Van Damme was in a Street Fighter. I'm talking about Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat. Those movies are bad. They were fucking bad, you know? I mean, even the ones back in the day were shit, you know, and they, they tried to remake them and add these characters that aren't even in the game. Yeah. I mean, like. I think they've made so many games with so many characters, they feel the license to pull from all of them.

And people like us are like, I don't even know who that is. Oh, no, this dude. You were saying, you don't know who Schulz's character is in the movie, but he's apparently from one of the later Street Fighter games. There was a person in it, and that's who he is. And that's however, I guess they're making their story in the movie. Like, you know, it sounds to me like it could be good. And I think 50 is a producer and 50 usually produces pretty good shit. So I don't see this movie doing anything good. I don't I agree. With you the fuck out of it, but I don't see it going to be.

I agree with you that most movies that are video game adaptations are usually pretty fucking. It's not animated. If they're animated, they're pretty good. The Street Fighter animated joint. Well, they say they're not. They're going to make a Red dead movie. And that could be good, because dead has a lot of great source material. And if they made a movie that was like a proper, you know. Shit, but you'd have. Yeah, it had to be like, yeah, you get. No bullshit, you have to be R-rated. You can't come with no bullshit. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be serious with it.

Yeah. I mean. But that's how most of Red dead is. It's serious game, since, like, all the characters are fighting life and death struggles. And if Rockstar can get involved, they might be able to pull something like that off. Maybe if they let it go to the right. Because if the proper writing team. Was fucking rockstar, I believe. Yeah, but was that movie. Was fucking horrible. It's terrible. Because I like Max Payne. I like playing that game. So when it came out, I'm like, I want to see how they do it. And they just they shit bed with it. I'm like, yeah, what the fuck are. You doing?

Has there ever been a video game movie that's worth watching. The Mario Brothers? Not not the action. Not the one from back in the day. But there were ones I fucked with them because the man they throw in the nostalgia. Nintendo. Those are kid movies, though, right? Like, those are the same category. It's like toys, story or whatever. Yeah. They would be where like an adult can watch it and find humor, but it's a movie geared for children. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And that to me is like the difference maker with a with a video game adaptation. Because most video game adaptations are either for children or they're terrible.

Like. The ones for children I don't usually watch, so I don't know if they're good or not. What's that? Resident evil they were they were okay to a spot. Now that is doing too much with them. Now you know what I mean? Like, but that's. Me with anything that's successful. When they started doing too much and stuff like. The like Fast and Furious. They just do too much. Now watch Fast and Furious just to see what kind of shit they do in nature. It's going to be time travel, dude. That's the only thing we got left. That's not. All they have left.

They're gonna time. Travel because they bring them off back. For the time travel and multiverse. They have a multiverse yet. Multiverse? Yeah, you're right. They can have two Doms. They have young and old. Dumb. Yeah, they got that shit. Two. Goddamn it. They got. That's going to be. That's going to be the next one. So after this 11th one. We're thinking. They're going to do prequel and take. It back. Travel with two pocket. Makes sense. Makes total sense. Time travel at 2:00 in the movie. Yeah. Like you said it's going to be AI Tupac right. It's going to be two parks.

It's not going to be a two. It's going to be Tupac. Yeah. AI two five. Yeah. Look how good the AI is. You're gonna be like. Well, I didn't think about the multiverse because they haven't done a prequel to Fast and Furious yet. They haven't done how Dom became the car, the car racing motherfucker he was and how all the family stuff started. Here's the thing, though. They don't want to do that because they want licensing with the manufacturers to provide them cars for cheaper free. Because the companies like Toyota don't want to allow there to be street racing because it's illegal.

So they don't want their cars to be seen doing something illegal in that sense. So that's why they are always kind of like semi redox on science. All American made shit, you know what I mean. He's he's all American made with his car. It's also he's using old like Dodge products. Yeah. Yeah I mean he's got old Chrysler vehicles. I'm telling you they're going to do a prequel. Fuck. God damn it. I forgot about. The the prequels going to come out with a different person. Who might actually be fucking decent, though. Could it be racing. Me the first good one since Tokyo Drift?

Tokyo Drift really wasn't that great. But it was so good. It saved the franchise. It did it did it because fucking. But Bauer fucking that she wanted me to. Be just because by while was terrible doesn't mean that that was a terrible movie. No, it wasn't great because, I mean, you had to cut your motherfucking. The guy. Jean is over there in Japan. Country guys. Keep calling me guys. You're the white man, okay? Outside of the. White man, I say thank. You for the girl that had the fucking RSX or the eight was also saying she didn't like gaijin because they called her that.

She was like to work. She was hot, but she was in high school, so we're not allowed to think she's hot. She was old enough in that movie. Yeah. All were. We were we were the same age in that movie. So they were on. Their 20s. Yeah. We were all easy in their 20s. Yeah. That girl was clearly in her 20s. But fucking. Like I said she was when. They bring them back from the dead. So, yeah. You got time travel multiverse in a prequel. So they got three more movies. They got to make. Time travel multiverse prequel. Yep. Yeah.

Because here's the thing, right? They used to be. But when they go to space. No. Wait, that was it. I got you. But they. Did that to the. So they do time travel. All right. Then they do multiverse. Once they've done multiverse, they. That's when they did a prequel. Then they have a prequel from another multiverse, right? So it's young Tom and a different verse. So once they prequel that, then they can run out of that universe and they gotta bring them together. Ten motherfucking movies now they don't even come together. They just pass it on like Star Trek The Next Generation.

It'll be Fast and Furious. The Next Generation. That was so. Yeah. And I mean, it already sucks. That's what it's going to be. I haven't watched one in a couple of movies, and I used to go see him in the theaters. Like like I. I just wait till they drop, like, I just, I just happened to, I think I caught, like, glimpse of. I didn't even watch all of it. But it's on one of these networks. Expendable four. And I caught the very end of it. Yeah. I've never watched. And I've seen the graphics on it for. Yeah, there's a fourth one.

Yo, I didn't even know that till I fucking it came. It was on my shit. It was like on TV and I'm like, there's a fourth one and I caught the ass end of it. They're on like some shipping container and it just the graphics looked terrible. I'm like, what the fuck? Y'all really shit the bed with the CGI, I was like, damn, I because I've seen the first two. I think I might even see the third one. Yeah, because the third one has Antonio Banderas in it. Oh, Expendables. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I never seen. You bringing the motherfuckers on.

Like they should have stopped it at 2 to 2. Was good. Like third one guy. So I seen that one then. Yeah. With everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Well Antonio. But that is fucking. What's the snipes Mike? You say that's like you're actually speaking. That's how you supposed. To say his name. Yes. How are you supposed to say it? You're the guy that can't say people's names so much. I don't expect you to say it correctly. Antonio Banderas correctly. Like Sofia Vergara. You got to say her name. Vergara. You gotta put that in there. Those are like, the only ones I've ever heard you say correctly with any sort of actual correctness.

You know. That just happens. I actually, because I actually know their actual fucking names. Like, but you know, names that you should know how to say. And you fucked up. It'd be like. That's ridiculous, dude. You never know. I keep everybody on their toes. You know, me. Thinking it's the chicks name or there's somebody we were talking about. It's a whole lot of people I fuck up. You really did. I fuck their whole shit. Oh, have you seen the. Sony Saldana? You couldn't, I couldn't, I can't say that. Fuck her name. You can't say Zoe Saldana. Donna Saldana. Yeah. And that you saying I can say it, but yeah, he got a documentary out.

Netflix four parter. I only got one partner. Yeah, I seen the first two. But the stuff. That's me too short then. But he's fully off. So like, yeah, yeah, he's all in it. But like I know a lot of his story. So it's cool to actually see him tell his shit himself. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, all right, cool. You know, getting it straight from the horse's mouth. Yeah, yeah. It's. Coming from him. Like there's parts in it they try to bring up. I'm a fucking flying low. Yeah. For real. I'm a real. Because I can feel the vibration in the house.

Yeah. Literally a helicopter landing on the roof of juice House right now. Pretty much. But, What was it when he. When they get to talking about the Robin giving stuff, you know what I mean? Like to see call her a cunt like he did in the HBO movie back in the day. You know, he don't mention he's like, you know, I ain't got no ill will towards her. What happened happened. I don't have any ill will towards her. Whatever happened, it happened. I just want to let this fine. Kind of. Let's go. Trying to be the better man. When it comes to like when when a curse has a trainer like pastor.

They asked him to be like, yo. So, you know, how do you feel about this? He just stops the whole. He's like, I'm not saying no more about it. Like I'm asking me another question. He he looks at. Like he doesn't want to go into a motion about custom. Certain spots. He just he'll tell him, hey, cut that off. I ain't talking. From what I can gather, I think custom was pretty important to the game. It was absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. That was like his dad, you know what I mean? Like, that was the motherfucker that really changed. His. Own life.

He didn't have a real father experience, did he? His dad wasn't around and say he was the first grown man to be like, hey, I believe in you. That man's whole life moved him in all that shit. Well, and, you know, he had, like, reel to reel tapes of classic. He he he. He could watch all the greats on the reels that nobody else got to study. He got to study boxers every day, every night, all the time. He did for like years because farm. Partner, his like his adoptive brother was like, hey, when I be sleeping, it'd be two in the morning, might be in the attic, and he'd had to drill the real plan.

He'd be shadow boxing Sonny Liston. And, you know, he played their fights and he'd be shadow boxing them up in the attic type shit. You know what I mean? Put it on the biggest projection next to. It and be shadow boxing the attic like they tell them the documentary. And he said, I guess Lennox Lewis. I didn't know Lennox Lewis was once one time in sparring partner when he was young. When he was first coming in the pros, his partner was Lennox Lewis. Okay. And Liz Lewis was like. Lennox was coming up. Yeah. And he wasn't wasn't even coming up yet.

He was just a sparring partner. Like nobody wanted to get Mike links was like, I do it and fucking did it. And fucking Mike was like, come here, kick it with me, and took him up to the head and just started showing him fights, you know what I mean? He was like, man, this is like, yo, this man would study like literally watch these fights. And Lennox is in the documentary to talking. Okay. Let Buster Douglas is in it so far. Nice like. Yeah. Yeah. And I haven't even got to that part where Buster Douglas is actually getting ready to fight him.

You know what I mean? It just. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's about to start on the next joint, but I haven't had a chance to go back and watch it. They're going to talk about how Mike, you know, half assed is training before that and wasn't taking it seriously really. He Mike talks about it. He tells he's like man I got caught up in that. I've heard him talk about it. That's how. He's always he's always talked about this shit. That's the one thing I got to give Tyson that motherfucker. He puts it out there to you. He'll let you know, like, hey, this is how I was feeling.

Tyson's and admirable because he puts so much of himself out there, he'll be like, yeah, I did this and it was wrong, or I did this and it really didn't. But his mindset is he has a code that he lives by. He's like, yo, I was fucked up that that person right there is a foul person that has no. You also got to recognize part of your honor is recognizing where you're fucking up trying to adjust and fix for it. Yeah. And that's that's what Tyson does. That's why he doesn't like people that he considers to be. Exactly. Like the guy on the fucking interview where he's like, you're just a dirtbag.

Yep yep, yep. Don't mention Mike's rape charge. Yeah. Why are you going to bring this up now? Why are you doing this now? That's not what this was supposed to be about. You're a bad person. I want to talk to you. More about the kind of. I've had enough of talking to dirtbag pieces to shit like you. I want to save you over. This interview is over. But, Mike. But my interview is over. I says over and over. What are you going to do. About it? Exactly, exactly like, what the fuck are you really going to do? You know what I mean? Well, you don't like the way I'm talking.

Well, what are you going to do about it? But yeah, so far it's good. So I'm, I'm hoping to catch the next two episodes here, you know, within this week. Coming up. My putting in work spoiler hard at work. Oh, man. But if y'all don't know nothing about Mike Tyson, man, like I actually the younger generation probably don't know. We have like a one one episode thing. Yeah. It's for we grew up with the great Mix. We got Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson. We really did have the great Mike's. Yeah, the three great Mike's. And and and we know their shit.

Like when I'm telling my daughter about Michael Jackson I'm like, baby, you don't understand. When I play their moonwalker. And they actually seen the actual crowds of people. The swaths of people. You know what I mean? The people out. And I'm like, and I'm like, this is really this is how his concerts were, you know what I'm saying? Like, this man impacted so much. Michael Jackson, I always thought was like, fair enough, decent enough, good enough, whatever. But like, I also never understood the level of like, freak out that people. I didn't I still didn't get that. I'm like, I don't know why y'all freaking out so much.

That's my that's pretty cool and all, but like, good god, I. Know. He just had something that babies motherfuckers. Freaked out about the Beatles. And I. Saw freaking the day. I saw Prince once and the women were freaking out about Prince. Yeah. And I was astonished. Like when I was like, I can't believe he was like, how are you doing? He goes, he comes up, he goes, how. Are you doing, ladies? And they're all just like. And drawers just all flying. Flying panties line. Is all there. Bloomers, panties. Feel like Steve when he see the chops. You know it'd be. Yeah.

Balls and drawers just flying around. As astonished by the reaction to Prince. You get a trick out here. But that's the only artist I've ever seen where the women in the crowd were acting particularly crazy. You know, I've never seen anybody else where, like, all of the women were, like, throwing their panties and, like, shit. Prince had been like, I want all you ladies to talk it right now. It would have been just. Mad madness. Everywhere. You used to go. All right. If you were talking. The Prince was on TV once. And that was the Ashley's chat moment, man. They lost their shit when that little motherfucking beige bastard turned around and that.

But cheeks was out. That man. Yeah. Hey, you couldn't say nothing if you was talking. Shut up! Go to your room. What the fuck? Yeah. You couldn't say nothing. Couldn't say shit. Prince was out of that performer, man. Prince was an amazing dude like that. It was absolutely unreal, man. When the kids were looking, they're like, dad, what in the world? I'm like, that's just how it was. Like there was no internet. There was no fucking social media. If you weren't at the concert, you didn't know shit. You know what I mean? But you didn't know until somebody told you. Exactly.

And then you started maybe figuring it out. And maybe if somebody comes around, you go see them because, you know, because you were. Out of concerts, getting escorted out because you blacked out, even fainted, and they even missed the whole fucking show. But you went to the concert. You can say, you see Michael. Yeah. You tell you blacked out answer. You weren't right. Hey, kids, that's me getting moved to the crowd, sky surfing me because I blacked out the movie to the front. Security, take me over the cage. What happened? I screamed. I said, My God, and I don't remember nothing.

You know what I'm saying? But, like, I don't know, I never had that kind of fandom for somebody. Yeah, nobody. I don't think anybody I've ever been. Like, I wouldn't completely flip out. Like, even if Janet was around, I probably wouldn't pass out. If ever Watson wasn't, like, aggressively flirting with me. I don't think there's any way I'm passing out. Yeah. You know, she had to be coming on to be really hard before I'd be like, I'm out. I definitely pass. On. Janet, rub like my neck and back of my head, and I'm hitting the. Do you know what I'm saying?

I hit the dirt, says a black man in it like a motherfucker. And is he okay? Don't touch me. Yeah, yeah. That's real. Let me finish. Let me show you this. This ain't ever going to happen again. It is. I know they let me hear this woman again. It's over. Is your unit? Shaking his. Head started. Yeah. He begins. I have begun to shake my head again at you people. You know what it's called? Your hands came up and whispered some sweet nothings like, hey, I got some chicken. You going to do the same shit, right? You want to come over and take your pants off, have some chicken with me.

Go ahead. You just get hidden all the low spots right there. I'm saying, how are you not going to be, like, coming in your pants with that, Yeah. Like the only person that I ain't nobody ever get a sight like. That, man. Just too much pain. Shout out the blank, man. I meant to watch that. Over the weekend. We put it into a track. I gotta, I gotta watch that jerk. That's your funniest fuck, man. If black man really is something special. It is. It is absolutely special. One the good classics, right? Some classes this week and I was watching a low down dirty.

Yeah. You got to say. What was the Saint James Brown to the dog chase you. And they had they had been having CMT been having son in law on like. Nice. Every day they met Pauly Shore. Yeah. And then I saw Encino Man the other morning. I turned that on. I was like, oh, I got the yeah, I got to let this ride. That was a good one to. Hey out here faking fucking fake pussy or real pussy or. Man man man man. He makes that popcorn sound when you stick your. That popcorn. What man? Maybe John. Sound like plastic.

Really talking about here. He's not going back. About best one he ever had. China's man man. God damn bro. Okay, so you fucked the man. Where's what he's saying? Just a man with a vagina. Not necessarily heretical. It could have been a lady that was born with no vagina and had one made. Yeah. Nah, nah, not the way that interview was saying. That's not how it sounded. Nah. Nah. That's not what I got out of it. That is not out that way. Well, technically, does that make you gay? We wait. If you're having sex with a vagina that's on an old former dude.

Yeah. Yeah, I think qualifies somewhere in there. It's definitely queer. Yeah. You know. Yeah. But if the dudes. Jennifer. They would. Depends on who you ask, how they would categorize that, I don't know, I think if the dude is Jennifer. No, Jennifer would call it heterosexual sex. Jennifer would think of herself as a girl having sex with a man. Whereas, like, you know, there's there's technicalities, right? Like, yeah, if Jennifer. Used to be Jimmy. No. Yeah. If Jennifer used to be Jimmy. And now Jennifer who used to be Jimmy is with a with a man. That man might think of it as being with a woman.

If Jennifer still has her vagina but calls herself Timmy or whatever, you know what I mean? I don't know, the whole thing is very. Complicated if you have a. Lot going on there. Yeah, if you ever. Have to literally need a whiteboard in order to, like, lay it out and then like, sort of connect the dots. Somebody. And say what I think that the terminology adhere to. Or, you know. If you had an Audi and he turned it into a any. Yeah. What I'm saying. That's a great analogy. Mike. Yeah. Mike bringing the heavy headers. Yeah, yeah, yeah I've just.

Had an Audi. Turn into any. Yes. Because that's what it is going back inside now. Yeah. What, what. Yeah. I'm almost shaking my head like the Jew right now. I'm just saying. What are we even talking about? I don't even fucking. Off the rails. We go. We started watching old movies in front of. The world. You brought up what do you all brought up Pauly Shore. And then I thought about you. Thought about him banging the man. Pussy. Mike went to Mike. Yeah. And that is far. As I clearly. Stated, you know. You know. 4.5 minutes ago, it has started.

To take her things too far. That is what I meant when I said that if nobody understood what they knew was coming. What'd you say? Here we go. Yeah. Some of us just, like, saw the future, I guess. Like I said. And so it begins. Be like it, man. That's what I really remember. Every time I see it. Like the wandering mind of. Mike, I just looking for. Their wheels. Is in motion by. The fucking. Ready for the motherfucking ride. I'm just. Saying something fucked. Up. I damn sell it for what it's called. Be something. I'm just saying, man. It's like a magic eight ball.

We check them up and some fucked up shit. Comes every time I see Pauly Shore. That's all I think about now, when I see you is that interview. He's got such a great body of work and that's all you think about it. Because I'm like. Yeah, that's it. He really tainted his legacy. When he dropped that interview. He ruined. It for Mike. Mike used to be like, yeah, son in law, man. That's great. Hey, you know, he's in the Army. That guy. Now, you're like, Mike, that guy fucked a guy with a fake vagina they made. It was better than regular vagina.

Said it was the best he's ever had. Like, how the fuck does that happen? Because I don't think it gets naturally moist. Like. We need to try to get him on the show and interview him about that specific interview. I got so many questions for him. So many questions. And you got to keep spraying moisture down there. Like, you gotta keep on squirting oil in that ball. Yeah, you gotta love that thing up. You have to. Yeah. I ain't making its own. Hell no. Making his own. You got to come with correct. Indian burn going on in that bitch, man.

I ain't got to going. Sneeze one. You fill it up. Scored a whole bunch of shit. Just fill it up now. Now. I don't even know, bro. That might be a problem to who knows? That's what I'm saying. George is hard to maintain. I'm sure. Your p holding. You got a fucking urinary tract infection. You're all fucked. Yeah. Dude, I don't know, bro. It sounds like it'd be really difficult to maintain. Yeah. Anyway, what you have for dinner. Nice segue. Yes, a fucking roast was on selling food line to give me that. Got me some roast cooking right now. Hell, yeah.

The big Mike's always with the plans, man. That's about to be. We don't stop. Up here. You. You really like this one up here? I don't really like. I don't really like Wingstop in general. Right. Cause they always soggy, man. Their wings is always. It's too soggy. And they, they don't from. Right. They don't they don't get them crispy man. Last time I got him I said I'll never do them again because they they pissed me off. I got an air fryer. I'll throw them in that jump real quick. You shouldn't have to. Well I know that. But you you know. That's the whole point.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. If you like the rest of the wing, it just needs to be cooked more and you enjoy it. Done like that, then. I mean, you know what you're getting? You're getting what you expect. You like what you're getting. If that's what you likes it, you know, do you like I agree with you. I want to be able to take my wing if I bought it somewhere and just eat it. Yeah. I mean, it's like I want my fries crispy at five. Guys, I don't want to have to go home and cook for 5 or 10 minutes in the even.

Like, I don't want to have to do that. But if I go home with five guys, I'm going to put them in the oven and reheat that shit. Yeah. Yeah, five guys. You gonna have to. Because either way, unless you live behind, that place is going to be. So no matter how much you eat them. Yeah. Or how much you ask them to overcook them, they won't. They still don't cook them enough. They they can't really just because they're process. You know what I'm saying. Well they can. Burn I mean they'll, they'll be damn near burnt if that's fine. Chris. Burnt.

I mean. That's what I'm saying. Burn my fries at five guys. I literally say that to them. I'll be like, going to burn them. Just cook them to the point you think they're burned. And that's what I want. Like, it's literally what I want. I want burned fries at Five Guys. Yeah. I mean, when I go to places, I try the wings, man. Like, I know Foster's got good wings. They do their wings good. That's the best. Still. They do their wings good. That's that's the only thing they know how to fry correctly. They do terrible on the fries. Yeah, yeah.

Whatever you ask to put her in the air, fry. Their fries. Yeah. I think there were some fucking five guys. Way, way worse. I'll eat fried five guys fries if I go there. Because they don't fucking cook them long enough. They don't cook them near. Long enough. No. You know, they don't blanch them half the time. They're not doing it. They're not doing it right. Yeah. The good fries. I tell them every Tuesday I'm. Like Robin. I'm like, I'll jump back here. I cleared him up first out of the way and I'll show him how to do business. I'm like, because they cheat code right now.

They they don't even use the baskets on the one fryer. They just be dumping the bags in that bitch just straight up in the fryer. And I'm like, oh, y'all cheat code? Yeah, no. It's terrible. I'm like, God damn, I'm cooking. Last time when I was down there, it was only cook. You only get about three bags in the basket type shit. You got 300 orders. You know what I mean? Ginger ain't right. He said. Yeah, change your bank on. Their friends were fucking changing. Was there though to. Are. Just that process. They don't. They usually don't blanch. And when they do, if they do, they don't reheat enough.

Long enough. Yeah. They don't teach you teach these guys how to do it. Tell them what what is actually doing. Their fries are fucking virtually worthless. They're hard to even reheat. You got to go reheat those bitches for like 20 minutes in the air. It's the palm because the temperature ain't right. Yeah. If your temperature too low when you throw some in Greece and the food absorbs. 77 frozen wings and the fucking grease, and then two minutes later, throw in some fucking fries next to him. Yeah. And take it out. Yeah. And then put them in there for like a minute.

My time at Fry's actually heating up. Starting to do anything. They just to the point of hot. And then they're just fully absorbed with grease when they drop into your fucking bag. Yeah. It's disgusting. Because they're drinking that grease ready to fry. Yet when that temperature is changing they just soaking it up like a sponge. Right. They should be in there encapsulated in their own little deal. Not soaking up all that well. Just frying in that over hot oil. They could do it at five. Guys. I've got it before at five. Yeah. They got a better method of. They don't understand what they're doing though.

When they're overcooking my fries. For me like this, I might have to go there after this and be like, cook my fries, right? Right. Let me watch. You fried. I put it down. Put it down. Leave it. Down. Put it down. I'll tell you when to pull it out. Put it back in with. I'll tell you when to pull it. Take it out. Let me see it. All right. Let me. Look. At the drip. Now. Now, two more minutes. Put down. Leave. Give it 30 more seconds at least. Like I like Ray Robert's fries with their little season package with.

The Steak Jones. They got regular fries. They got. They got like, the steak. They don't even know where there is one of the big fries here. In Bristow. That's all. When I know of. They had. Other ones off in the mountain hall. They got that one man asshole. Charlotte. Charlottesville. It's awful. Very. It's like, what is Liberia? It's down by Liberia, by the Home Depot. And there's another one down that way across from the Walmart. Yeah. It's on that end. Like going to Woodbridge, hitting the Prince William Parkway. There's one there, but there's only two. I know. What. They got.

I don't think I've really had Red Robin much. Yeah I don't know if I've ever even eaten there. At least once. Don't they got the endless bottomless fries? I've had it once, but I ain't. Never mustard. Honey mustard that hits. It's been that one in Bristol. That's the only one I don't been to. Yeah, we had them. I think we got. We ordered them last week when we was at kids because we had them in a minute when we used to go take care of Mom Dukes, that was like our thing. We would get Red Robin and get Mom Dukes and Chocolate milkshake because she always liked chocolate milkshakes, but we haven't had one since probably then the last time we took care of Mom Dukes when they when she lived down there.

So it's been a minute. But yeah, the fries. I kind of wanted another batch of. But I ain't order it. I went to a Spurlock up in Front Royal yesterday. Yeah. Just phenomenal. It's so good. They were busy as fuck. It was so good. It was so good. I went in and luckily got the order pretty quickly. The food came out real quickly. I had my burger and my fries were sitting there with a drink and I was like, damn, this is so good. I might just go order more food. And I went in to fill up my drink and the line was like, through the whole place.

And I was like. There you go. I'm not I'm not going to order anything else. I'm going to go. I didn't go full fat boy, but it was like I was. If there was nobody in line to order, man, I definitely would have ordered me. No. Melting pot has good pizza up there. Better since, I don't know, it's been like at least a good ten years since I had the mountain puppies. Nothing. Pots got an interesting flavor characteristic. Yeah, the pizza's not bad. It's not phenomenal. I think that what spelunker does is absolutely phenomenal. If you're staying in Front Royal for more than an afternoon, I think that you should go to always.

If you're going to town and you got to eat something, it should be the first thing you consider. But I don't think melting pot is a bad idea, but it's also not everybody's cup of tea. It's a very unique style of pizza. Yeah. It is. You know, it's almost like what a stone pizza would. Be a mountain pot. Too much, I don't think. Yeah. It's been there. It's decent enough. But it's. Not Richmond. I think it's not something. No, no, it's not only in. Front of, its only in front of the melting pot you're probably thinking of is like that fondue place where.

Know ain't never been no fondue junk. But yeah, like, it's it's decent enough stuff, but it's not, like, worth the trip. If you're in town for like, 2 or 3 days, you're staying there for whatever reason, like go get it. If you're interested in unique pizza because it is a interesting, unique, unique pizza, but is like the best burgers. It's got great chicken sandwich. It's got great fucking cheesesteak. Yeah, sandwiches. Them sandwiches would be hitting. Like it's phenomenal. I like the fucking sandwiches. And apparently they've opened one in Winchester. Apparently there's a second one now. Oh word. Yeah. So maybe the one day turned into something you could get in a lot of places, but that shit, if you're in front Royal man, there ain't no other place to be going.

It is the place to be. Anyway. I got there at 5:00 on a Saturday. The parking lot was full of the park across the street and walked. Out though because. It was. Saturday, it was cold and shit. Slamming up in there. Yeah. Like I knew motherfuckers wasn't going anywhere. You know. I used to live up there and I would go there sometimes, and sometimes I could get in. It wasn't an issue, but most of the time it's busy and I haven't been there where it's not been overly crowded and overly busy. I mean, and as long as I can remember, I can't.

I cannot remember going in there and having to just be reasonable. I go in, there's one person in front of me, there's places to sit 98% of the time that I go, there's nowhere to sit. It's just completely slammed. Yeah, it's out of control. It's a great place in front row. If you got the idea, you got the time. Take your ass over there. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Like, fuck, I'm. Hopefully I ain't gotta work this upcoming weekend. I keep hoping so to mate. If they. If they can hold off just one more weekend. The more we can have you around. It better. Be good.

Because you know what I'm saying? Like one. I look at two forward to it. But I know that money going to be gravy than the motherfucker. But I'm like, shit, if I can just get one more weekend out of it. That'd be nice. Yeah. Well they work. Y'all working on any type shit or you just got. This works that I could. I could do a Saturday or Sunday, but if I'm on call, say I work Monday through Saturday, then I'm on call Sunday. That's seven days of just working, you know what I'm saying? That's just going to suck when that day fall.

When that happens. Well, just remember on Sundays you can always come down here and unwind. Yeah. As long as I get some rest in because fuck, man. Dude, I get that. I barely made it here today. Like, I barely slept after last night's ordeal with. Shit fucking. What was it on Friday night after I. Left you? You better be careful, dawg. You know he ain't. You know, he's probably got. He probably already ate some of his. I had. Not yet. He's probably halfway there. I ain't had not yet. You know, you can't tell that motherfucker that. Yeah, that's pretty good stuff. Like, I ate some of the brittle.

I ate some of the gummies. And then I went home, and I ate a fairly small amount of the big cake thing. The bud cakes and two little bites and then Bud cakes. Boy, I didn't do nothing for six hours or so. I just sat there in the chair, barely talked, couldn't really. You got stupefied. Wake up stupefied. I sort of like conscientious. They look around every now and again, and then I just sit. There, I got again. I am not like I literally could move my head. And then at like two in the morning, I was finally like, all right, let me put the leg rest down.

And then I was hungry again. So I ate some food, and then all the fucking whatever else was in my stomach got reactivated with the food. So. And then I was high as shit again, trying to fucking go to bed. I was, I was up for hours just laying there in bed, half a loosening promptly. Man, that's. Half. Half his name. Half a loosely man. We're gonna try it out. I'm telling you, bro. I closed my eyes and I was giggling, and I was seeing things and I was having a real nice time, like. Anyways. I mean, I'm actually tempted to take a little bit of that back with me, like, hold up, let me take a couple more slivers off of these to take.

Home the motherfucking half if you want, man. I mean. We might have to split those because they are pretty fucking potent. Yeah, they're pretty, but, Yeah. Yeah. Good. Stuck on stupid. Don't tell you, bro. I wasn't doing nothing. Like this is a weekend that I plan to do some things, and I managed to accomplish the work on my car that I wanted to do, but I at the same time, I talked to the dirty trucker for, like, a few hours, you know, cause I hadn't talked to him in a long time. So we had a long conversation on Friday, so I didn't get any work done on Friday.

But I did get to work on my car done that I wanted to get done on Saturday, so it wasn't that big a deal. But like, you know, it was one of those things where like the weekend was almost a complete wash because of how much I didn't do, you know, because then when I got back from going up to see Kyle in front row and having the shit, then I had a little bit of fucking that cake and I was like, yeah, I'm done, I'm done. I'm not doing nothing. I couldn't get out the chair, dog. It was grand. You're gonna love it.

You're gonna love it. You. But I mean, you know, it's one of those things I was happy to have today. To recover way. Yeah. You're gonna. Get up to go to work tomorrow and be like, bro. Here we go. Says motherfuckers are walking out of that Street Fighter movie. What? It's that bad? Yeah. They're saying wow. Yeah. Same is so horrible. Like they're walking right out the fucking movie. So is this the opening weekend? Yeah. Yeah, that's bad Mike, but. Well, look, hold on, I still counts because you paid for the ticket. Pay for the ticket. Don't get out. They were going to give me money.

Yeah, but if you tell everybody you walked out because it was so bad, not many more people are going to go watch that shit. Yeah, well, you gonna get em all. You got em. Did it? Try to. Get them all. You can get them. That's a shame, man. One of these days I'm going to see one of these movies. Be good. But Grand Theft is looking like it's either going to be phenomenal or absolutely horrible. Oh, yeah, that's. And I got forbid it. But it depends on how much fucking control you actually have in. The game. Under 20 hours of of playing story mode.

Well and can I please skip having to do all this other nonsense. That's. Yeah. Can I please have cheat codes for the gym? And finally I had to go to sleep and got this. Like, I mean. If you got to do all that to play the game. I don't want to have. To do that. That's too much. I don't want to have to take my character to the gym and act like I'm playing a fucking wrestling video game from 1987, where I do push ups with a fat guy on my back or some shit. But, I mean, we did that with San Andreas.

Yeah. I didn't like that game. I didn't like having to eat in that where you get fat or whatever. Like I never played that one extensively. I remember you had to go to the the get him bulked up. He was in the lift weights. I fucked with that game hard because. That dress was my shit. He hasn't had the gang game. You can fuck with the game. That's all I really, really liked. About it was the gang aspect. That I did play that, that one with all the gangs where you go around the city and. Shooting. But I don't think that I didn't like how you had to eat.

I don't remember lift weights and shit. I don't remember ever doing any of that though. I remember lifting weights in the game because he got bulked up. You didn't lift weights. He was a tiny dude. Yeah, I did the waiting for a little bit. I got a bump a little bit, but I always build my cardio because I was always running everything. You had to get that built up to. You never driving. I was driving, but I was usually just running. I got tired of getting in and out of the goddamn truck. Just go around the corner type shit. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just make the motherfucker run. Was that with CJ? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember doing much. I fuck with Mafia now. I've been with Mafia. I'm on the third one and it's kind of like grand theft. You get out, you you fucking run from the cops and shit like that and fucking. So it's open world. Yeah. And you're just doing fucking, You know, a game that I. Like taking out mafia and shit. The game that I like, that was kind of like, grand theft was just cause I was, like, playing just cause. Because they start the game.

But I ain't never played. It, bro. That shit's actually like that, man. You start off getting launched out of a plane, you're just parachuting out of a plane, and you just start doing. And it's one of those where you can explore the whole city, country, wherever you're at. It's similar to Grand Theft Auto, except you're just in like, Brazil and shit, you know what I mean? You can do similar same. Shit like that. But I seen it, but. I like I like both of them. I don't want to play, but I just like a lot of them. But homie, turn me on. My man Bernie turned me on.

I like the free world where you just go off, do whatever. You can, do, whatever you do the whole game like that and not play a single part of the story. Yeah, Grand theft just changed the game. Everybody's games like that now where it's just open out there in the world doing the thing like that's like you were saying with Red Dead Man, the original Red dead. Did I play that game for years before I ever beat it? And I don't think I'm ever going to play Red Dead Tube though because it's too engrossing. Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. I haven't even played that. Yeah.

Like if I do play it I'm going to have to not play it on first person. First person is the part that fucks me up with these games, you know, because that's too much. That's matrix. We're there. Yeah, yeah. I was watching some. I was watching something on TV in the hockey. They had the hockey game and they looked like real motherfuckers out there skating. And I could barely justify whether it was a commercial or actual video game type shit. I'm like, man, what the fuck? Yeah, some of this stuff's getting really amazing. Fucking and HL 49 already, like, God damn, bro.

Well, like the same reason. The same reason I never got anything newer than the PlayStation two. As far as the steering wheel racing game is, because I was like, that's just getting too much. I'm not going to be able to break myself out of that. And it keeps getting better. And the racing simulators nowadays are fucking crazy. And I'm looking at it going, man. But at the same time, if I had allowed myself to go down that rabbit hole, I might have like a $10,000 simulator that I'm streaming on and making my living doing that. I've been trying to get that fish jump, that, deep sea fishing with the wheel and everything.

The simulator. Yeah. You want to get that game system? Yeah, that shit's priciest. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. One with the boats, 100 grand. Yeah. There was one with that of, like a pier. Like the like it was like, literally like the thing dude stands on at jaws and shoots the shark from. And it was like, literally one of those with, like, the bow of a boat and, and and that's a simulator package was like 100 grand. Yeah. That's reckless. We look that up on the podcast. Here's a go, man. I'm just getting a box. Just a box that the rail hooks to and everything.

But that's like two grand, so. But that'll satiate your deep sea fishing. Oh, I do all my fishing winter. No. Well, in the winter suffice. In the winter. He's going to get pissed off. That's interesting, because he's going to fight something real hard. Yeah, that's 6 pounds. He's going to ask bullshit out ahead. 6 pounds. That's that's it ain't going to be like. No, no, no, no. Because we said fucking Red dead was realistic. About that. Red dead. Lift up with his legs. That's too much. Red dead was bullshitting on that little five pounder. Had to hold like a baby and pick it up with his legs.

Was one of them records, but whatever. That should have been a 30s. Like that. 37 pounds. When I go to like, someplace that has it set up and try that out first. I ain't never seen that. They got it like that. Yeah. Somebody got it somewhere. The most I've seen is that Wicked Tuna video game. Don't with the reel on there, dude. Busters. They have so much stuff though. That's like the simulation factor. It's like real. Like the golfing games you can play in your house and shit. I'm out of fan of that, man. I got robbed on that. I got one of them.

And then you wonder to fix the joy. You see what I'm saying? You got robbed on it. Yeah. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Like it should. It doesn't work correctly. Like you're actually playing golf, right? Yeah. So, like I'm hitting ball. How I should hit the ball at these distances that I'm at. Right? Which I know what that swing is. So I'll hit it. And sometimes it'll fucking fly 40 yards. Part of the there should other times it might go ten feet and I'll smack the fuck out of it, you know what. I mean? So you're playing nuanced and it's not picking up on your knees.

It's not picking it. Up systems, not me. It's giving me different readings and shit and distances. So it's hard. Is this that one that they sell it like Best Buy. That's like the. Golf daddy thing or. Whatever the fuck was supposed to be, like the game service that they have on the TV that they play. Yeah, you can think. I can sing it to the TV, so I watch it on the TV, but it just don't pick up my swing, right? So it's like it's hard playing. Is there no updates available? Have you called the customer service about it and complained and seen if they have like a, like a fix for you.

You know we didn't. Know I know that's. Why. I'm trying to put it. I'm trying to, you know, load the hopper. I'm trying to help him out. I just put it down for now. Is is like, God damn it. So because it probably could be just a lighting thing. So you having trouble shot at all? Yeah. Like you want it the first time and you'd be like, fuck that shit. It never worked before. And it worked when I opened up the blinds, you know? I mean, I let some light in there. Didn't actually work. So maybe you just need to.

Get a light. Like, maybe you need to light that thing up and swing into the light, you know, have the lights out there right all around it. Yeah. So yeah, there's some troubleshooting. I'd have to, like, bring a light out. That's the bad part. Because like, like I gotta run a whole cord. How much of the simulator cost you? This was 100 bucks. Okay. Well, you have zero expectations of that working correctly. Yeah. Golf simulator is not. Can't be the one. They make them. They're like thousands of bucks. They make everything. That's thousands and thousands of dollars, you know. Well, but the thousands and thousands of dollars shit often works a whole lot better.

If I drop a. Thousand on something. Better work. I've got two grand on that little fishing by the fucking thing. It better be the best goddamn thing I've ever had. You know what. I mean? God damn. Yeah, that's. I can buy a fucking Honda for that and drive the fuck out of that motherfucker. I get more entertainment than fucking shitty fucking simulator. It is possible. Yeah. I'm screaming. Yeah. Oh, damn. Simulator. You still get mad at it. I guarantee you, you will still get mad at when you think you got something. As soon as you catch something, it ain't right.

That's bullshit. I know this motherfucker had to be a bit of 8 pounds. It wasn't talking about. I got 2.4. I figured it was fighting. It had to be at least 8 pounds. Pulled it up. The damn thing said it was 2.2. That's some bullshit. Shit. Yeah, that's. That's how they got me. That's that's a your expectations are too high for a video game right now. My expectations. For everything. He would he would go to a hooker, have an orgasm, get mad at her that it wasn't a hard enough organ. Yeah. You made me come marry you didn't make. Me back in.

It maybe. Came I didn't I didn't come hard enough. Barely. You didn't give me some of that money back. I thought about seven. 30%, 30% of that money back. That was only a seven out of ten. Yeah, on my part. Thank you. For me, I don't care if you came over here. That is, I did not. Your number does not matter. I had a seven out of ten. Why do you coming off? That ain't what I'm talking about. Over here. For you to come in here for that you to come hard. Right here for that. What happened? You're here to come.

You're here to collect you, to come hard. I paid myself, and I have it with my performance. Yeah. You didn't pay me, honey, I paid you. I need a 2010. That was me. A good day, sweetheart. I'll go with Sizzler. I'm here with Charles. Says about you. What the fuck? Yeah. I'm going to die. I'm going to. House now. But he's 20. Three, $30, man. You mean killing that one third down, right? You get a good one for the all star? Real good. Leave it. Real nice touch. What? Yeah. It's still. Got money. Money? Supposed to be for the hooker. But here you go, honey.

This used to be cinnamon and, well, tonight. Cinnamon. Yeah. It's over towards me for now. I got waffle House animal with $8 to go off of this. She got me out here to seven. She's charging. She's charging a hundred bucks for $70. Pussy. I was like I said, I don't remember that. You don't see cinnamon. She only worth about 70% of what she's asking. Y'all know. Now say your money. She better do some lip exercise or something like get that 30 back. I guess she got some. So she wants to keep my dirty bag. She's crazy. I need you to hold this in your pussy and walk around all day.

You can keep all the money next time. Then they were cartwheel every 12.5 minutes. What was this motherfucker say? What was it? What the fuck was it used to say? You say something stupid. Hitting the tub full of vinegar. You can splash some vinegar on that shit. Suck it back, master. Vinegar on that junk. That's what he used. To say. Yeah, man. Yeah. I was like, I knew something was vinegar. They got to take it away, pull that toxins up on out that thing. You know what I mean? Clearing up the bubbles. You know what I mean? The vinegar bubbles. It gets all the bubbles.

Still gotta get that distilled white vinegar. Gotta get that all up in that vinegar. And if necessary, throw some baking soda on that. Vinegar, drag it out, powdered up a little bit, get a baking soda vinegar fizz and sit and wipe that across your. Snatch that bubble up a little. Bit on. Take a nice little Epsom Epsom salt bubble bath. Yeah. And then hit yourself up another bath. I want real soap on that. Wash that thing. Oh where is it at, man? There's a fucking clip. I'm gonna have to put it in the memory bank. I'll find that bitch, man.

It ain't gonna be the day, but I'm gonna find it, and I'm gonna send it. In a clip. It's just jump my man to me. It's this fucking show that me and the wife were going to end up watching. But, man, a matter of fact, now it's going to be one of the spoiler moments. I'll wait till we find it. I ain't going to say nothing about it. Ladies and gentlemen, with that said. Yeah. We're gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. Yes. We do let you encourage you to listen to old episodes well, as new episodes.

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